A real Viking
I'm a disappointment to my village,
kept inside when the dragons pillage
our homes, because I make a mess,
and though I fail, I confess
That to be a real viking would be a dream,
or to kill a dragon, but it would seem
that that won't happen to me,
a real viking is all I want to be.
I know I give my father grief,
and when I stay away, it's a relief
for everyone to not pretend
that they are not my friend.
Maybe some one'll see my inventions
and realize that I have good intentions.
Maybe I'll do something great,
and no one will ever hate
Me again.
But that would never happen,
I'll always be Hiccup the Useless,
But I wish I couldbe a real viking, I confess.