Hiyas! It took me a while to wriiite again! This is

NOT for anyone who likes YAOI, ZADR, or ZAGR who doesn't

have a sense of humor. I hold NOTHING against any of those!

Oh, and I dun own Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR or any of them!

If I did, I would be dancing around my school telling everyone

to kiss my @$$!
***

Zim: *Walks down the road whistling when Dib comes outta nowhere!*

Dib: ZIM! WAIT! I, I, I LOVE YOOOUUUU!

Zim: Huh? What?

Dib: I looooooooove yoooouuuuu!

Zim: NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Dib: *trys to hug Zim*

Zim: NOOOOOOO! *Runs down the street screaming and bumps

into Gaz*

Zim: *Holds her in front of him as Dib charges toward him*

Dib: Ziiiiim! I love you! have sex with meeeeeee!

Zim: NEVER! YOU SICK HUMAN STINK BEAST!

Gaz: How dare you Dib! You know me and Zim are meant for eachother!!!

Zim: *Backs away* No! You to?!

Gaz: *smiles* Come with me! I love you!

Dib: I looooove you to!!!

Zim: Ack! Whats WRONG with you humans?!

Dib: WE IN LOOOOVE!!!

Zim: No! Why must this beeee!

Gaz: *kisses Zim*

Dib: HEY! I LOOOOVE ZIM!

Gaz: No way Dib, hes mine!

Dib: Argh, you stupid stupid girl!

Gaz: DOOMISH VAMPIRE PIGS! RAIN YOUR DOOMY DOOMY PIGGIENSS UPON
DIB!!!

Pigs fly outta no where and attack Dib, Zim sits down
with a bag of popcorn and watches.

Dib: CHUPACABRA! ATTACK THE GIRL!!!

Several Chupacabras fall out of the sky and start to eat
gaz, Zim starts drinking a irken soda. Bolth Dib and Gaz still go at it

Zim: Peace at last! *walks away while Gaz and Dib fight*

Zim: *Opens the door to find Gir eating potatoe chips*

GIR: Master, have I told you I love you lately?

Zim: *Runs out the door screaming*

GIR: WAIT!

Dib: There he is!

Gaz: Wait! We looooove you!!!

Aliens from "Abduction" Come out of the sky and take Zim

Zim: Not this again!

Alien blue: The gopher wants yoooouuuuu!

Zim: *Jumps out of the space ship screaming*

Alien green: Hes getting away oh look at em go!

Zim: *Is finnaly away from aliens* Woo, free at last!

Bloaty the pizza hog: Hey! You need some pizza!
*Carries away Zim under his arm*

Zim: Help!!!!

Bloaty: *Puts Zim in a high chair* HERES SOME PIZZA!!!
*Stuffs pizza in Zims motuh*

Zim: *spits pizza out everywhere*

Bloaty: The pizza loves you!

Zim: NOOOOO! LOVE IS PAINFUL! *Gets away from bloaty*

Everyone previously mentioned chases Zim down the road
chanting like Zombies "We love you Zim, love you"

Two weeks later...
***

Zim is sitting in a high chair with bloaty stuffing pizza
in Zims mouth, Gir is hugging Zims legs. Dib is wearing an
apron and comes outta the kitchen on a cell phone and says
"Like Oh my gosh! That is so cool!" In a girlish voice.
Gaz Comes outta a bed room wearing a silk nightgown that comes
down to her knees, "That was fun last night, do you want to
again tonight!" Zim flinches as yet another gopher is fused
to his head.
***

Zim: *Slowly slides out of chair as everyone is asleep on couch*

Bloaty: *Snorts in his sleep, PIZZA!*

Zim: *runs outside*

Half an hour later...

Zim: *Lights dynamite and blows up the house, house blows up*
Bwahahahahahahaha! INVADERS DO NOT NEED SUCH A PETTY EMOTION
AS LOVE! BWAHAHAHAHAH *Falls over*

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Stupid, yes? Well I felt like writing today and I fulfilled myself!

Well, bye bye everyone! Oh yeah, REVEIW! REVEIW OR I'LL....

Sorry, reveiw!!!!