Author's Note:
Well folks, it's time for another adventure with Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels. It looks like in this episode, we will be seeing something rather important. Get ready to sit back and enjoy the story. But first...here's a new theme song. This one is a rap version.
He used to be frozen in a block of ice in the neighborhood. In a dark cave with his son, he stood.
Till then he got thawed out, without no doubt, we got the groove and turn the party out.
So now he's in this time stage, and thanks to the Teen Angels, he's got the people in a rage, cause you never seen a good show here before, especially from a million year old bro.
With Dee-Dee, Taffy and Brenda Chance. They're the girls with whom, he'll want to dance, cause he knows he's got to please his fans and keep on rapping, put em in a trance.
So watch him soar, up in the sky and watch the crooks as they're saying "Bye bye", cause he's fighting through the land and his name's...Captain Caveman.
Our latest adventure of Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels begins, well, with shocking breaking news from Pastavazoolastan one morning.
"Oh boy..." Ricky sighed as he listened to the news on the radio "What on Earth is into these people?"
"Who, daddy?" Dee Dee asked as she ate her breakfast.
"The sick people that planted those bombs that just went off in Pastavazoolastan's capital." Her father replied.
"What?" Dee Dee gasped "But I thought that was just a news rumor. What happened?"
"At this moment, we're not sure" said her father "It's just breaking news at the moment with more details coming soon when they're available."
"Oh man, Brenda's gonna be heartbroken when she hears this" thought Dee Dee.
Sure enough, Brenda was horrified and heartbroken when she learned of the news after the Teen Angels grouped up; her whole kingdom was just attacked by some petty bomber and who knew what the royal family was going through as well? Her friends tried to comfort her, but to no avail.
"Come on Brenda, it could've happened to anyone" Taffy put her hand on Brenda's back "I mean, who else wakes up to shocking news about most of their country being attacked?"
Brenda started crying even louder and more at what Taffy said.
"You're not helping!" Dee Dee glared at the blonde.
"Well, I was trying" Taffy shrugged.
"Don't worry Brenda" said Junior "We'll think of something. It'll be okay"
Brenda nodded though her eyes were still welled up with tears.
Junior then handed Brenda a tissue, which the brunette blew her nose into.
"So you guys got any ideas on what we should do?" Taffy asked.
"Maybe we can try to do a fundraiser to help pay for the damages done to the homes and buildings in the country" suggested Dee Dee.
"But how are we gonna raise enough money?" asked Taffy.
"Maybe we could babysit" said Dee Dee.
"No way, we've got enough trouble dealing with Junior" Brenda shook her head.
"I'm right here you know" Junior deadpanned.
"There's gotta be something else we can do to fundraise." Dee Dee said.
"Maybe we could try charging for mystery solving?" suggested Taffy "That way, we could not only make mystery solving more worthwhile, we could also get enough money to donate to the Zamins and the rest of Pastavazoolastan"
"That's not a bad idea, Taffy" said Dee Dee.
"Taffy make good point" Cavey added.
"What about you, Brenda?" Junior asked Brenda.
"I honestly have no ideas myself" Brenda replied "And as much as I hate mystery solving, charging for it does sound like a good start"
"Then it's settled, we're gonna start charging for our services" said Dee Dee "We'll save your future family's kingdom in now time"
"I sure don't know what I should do if it weren't for you guys." Brenda said.
"Ah, no need to say that, Brenda." Dee Dee said. "That's what friends are for, right?"
"Right" Brenda nodded "But we're never gonna raise enough money in time to repair the damages in time for the wedding. Maybe we could get someone to donate some money for us"
"Like who?" asked Junior.
"Daphne's super rich, maybe she'd wanna help" suggested Brenda.
"I don't know, Brenda" said Dee Dee "The Blake's have a reputation for being stingy and condescending towards non-rich people I don't think they'd wanna help"
"What about your Cousin Freddy?" Taffy asked Dee Dee.
"How can he possibly help?" asked Dee-Dee.
"Maybe he and the rest of Mystery Inc can charge for solving mysteries as well and then donate to the Pastavazoolastan fund?" Taffy replied.
"Maybe" Dee Dee shrugged "Though I'm not sure if they'll consider the idea, nor do I think that we will be able to raise enough money on time."
Brenda sighed "Great. Now I'm gonna rule a Middle Eastern country that just got partially bombed"
At that moment, the TV began broadcasting news with an updated bulletin from Pastavazoolastan.
"Welcome to HB News with your anchors, Reginald Livingston Segal and Bob" said the announcer "Brought to you by Farmer Clem's Blubber Nuggets. Hmmm...they're chewy"
"Unga, sounds tasty" said Cavey.
The news then turned to the anchors, who were ready to give their special report.
"This just in!" Reginald announced "We have an update on this morning's bombing in Pastavazoolastan."
Upon hearing the announcement, Brenda turned alert as she and the gang listened closely to what the anchors have to say.
"As you have probably known by now, bombs have just gone off in Pastavazoolastan, damaging a fraction of the Middle East country" said Bob.
"Simply tragic, Bob" said Reginald "Just a few hours ago, King Abdul , Queen Leorah and their son, Prince Otto had some words to say on this horrible event"
"Lets go to the video!" said Bob.
The screen image then changed to the Zamin family being interviewed. It was mainly the king and queen talking, though. Otto was just standing there.
"I wonder what they have to say on this." Brenda wondered to herself as the king began to speak.
The king cleared his throat "This is really bad folks, but I'm also not surprised at the same time. Ever since we let our previous advisor go, things have been very stressful around here, but I never thought something this bad would happen"
"And what will you do now?" asked the interviewer.
"That's a good question..." the Queen sadly replied, not knowing what else to say.
"We move on" Otto suddenly spoke.
"I beg your pardon, your Royal Highness?" The interviewer asked as she turned to the prince.
"You heard, me we move on" Otto repeated himself.
"Otto..." Brenda whispered to herself as she saw her true love speak those words.
"And why do you say we should move on?" the reporter asked Otto.
"Because whoever is responsible for these bombings must have the desire to see the country descend into chaos, especially given that the past few months has been fraught with uncertainty as a result of our sacking of our previous advisor." Otto explained "And I intend to show Pastavazoolastanians that our country does not let such tragedy stop our unity and resolve to move forward."
The king and Queen were flabbergasted and speechless by their son's words. They had never heard such a thing from him. Brenda was also pretty moved by the words as well.
"He sure is ready to be the next king, Brenda" Taffy remarked.
"Yeah, I guess he is" said Brenda "I just hope I will make a good queen to the kingdom and quite possibly, a good mother to our kids"
"Anyways, at this hour, we're getting more details on the bomb attack" Bob said as the scene returns to the two anchors.
"That's right, Bob" said Reginald "When authorities went to the crime scene, they had searched all over for possibly evidence, but there wasn't much to find, except for the remains of the buildings that blew up. They are currently guarding the place and still searching, but they are certain it was no accident"
"That we can imagine." Dee Dee remarked.
"This country is still partially in ruins" Reginald continued "But the authorities are still trying to find out who the culprit was and the royal family is still busy with trying to fix this mess. We will get another update on this tragic effect when we can"
Bob cleared his throat "In other news, Dr. Benton Quest has just lost two of his latest inventions..."
Taffy then turned off the news and then turned to Brenda "You okay, B?"
"I'm...okay." Brenda sniffled "It's just that...I can't believe that the country I'll be ruling over in the future has been damaged by those bomb attacks."
"Don't cry, Brenda" Junior sympathetically wrapped his arms around Brenda's waist.
"Junior's right" said Dee Dee "Otto said that they're trying to fix this crisis and we have to move on and be strong. My mama says that we have to do that sometimes as well. I'm sorry Brenda"
"Don't worry about me, guys" Brenda wiped away her tears "I just hope we can raise enough money to help Otto rebuild his country."
"All we need to do is find some mysteries to solve to raise money" said Dee Dee.
"Which is going to be difficult, since the town's been quiet lately and most of our work has been handled by the police." Taffy said.
"True" Dee Dee nodded "Cousin Freddie mentioned that he and his gang are going to take a vacation overseas anyways, so I guess they won't be helping us for now"
"Where are they heading?" Brenda asked.
"Australia, I think" Dee Dee replied.
"Australia? Why would they be going there?" asked Brenda.
"He didn't say, though he mentioned that there was this concert taking place there featuring his favourite bands or something" Dee Dee shrugged "Either way, they'll be going on a cruise and dock at Sydney"
"I suppose they're going to have to rent a car when they get there" Taffy said "Because I do know that Australia drives on the left like in the UK, as opposed to us where we drive on the right, so their Mystery Machine isn't going to capable of driving on Australian roads unless they have the permit to do so."
"Wow Taffy, I didn't know you had brains" Brenda remarked.
"Speaking of the Mystery Machine, I just passed my driving test and my parents said I could go down to the used car lot and get a car as long as it costs less than $500" said Dee Dee.
Cavey, Junior and the girls then walked out of the house and to Crazy Ed's Used Car Lot, where Crazy Eddie himself was reading the newspaper when the gang entered his office, ringing the door in the process.
"How may I help you?" Crazy Ed as he put down the paper and looked up, watching the girls entering his office as he spoke.
"Hello Crazy Ed" said Dee Dee "We are looking for a used vehicle that's less than $500, please. Do you happen to have any?"
"I see" Crazy Ed nodded understandingly "And yes, there are about half a dozen of my vehicles in the lot that are less than $500. If you girls will kindly follow me, I'll show you where we keep 'em in the lot."
"Right behind ya, Crazy Ed" said Dee Dee "Come on girls"
While the girls followed Crazy Ed to the lot, Cavey and Junior went to look at all the cars.
"Look at all the cars, daddy" Junior pointed to the cars on the lot.
"Unga, yeah" Cavey said as he poked the car doors with his club "These no look like cars. They look like big, shiny cocoons"
"Yeah, why is the bottom of the car covered?" Junior wondered as he looked at the bottom "Shouldn't it be open so the drivers and passengers can push it with their feet?"
"Hey, guys." Taffy called out. "Are you coming or not?"
"Coming!" Junior said as he and his father rushed over to join the girls and Crazy Ed.
Author's Note:
Looks like Brenda's land is in trouble. Will she and her friends be able to raise enough money to help rebuild the country in time for the royal wedding and Brenda's upcoming visit? Stay tuned!