The Balamb Garden Chronicles: Seifer VS Squall
Operation 1: Kentucky Fried Chicken Wuss

Seifer looked up from the hand basin and into the mirror, a maniacal glint in his eyes. Ever since he had been defeated by Squall and his followers composed of losers and a retarded cowboy, thus losing his high paying job as the Sorceress' Knight, the only things he could think about was revenge against Squall.

Because the only thoughts that had passed through his head had been maiming and/or torturing the despised lone wolf is faithful posse that would- 'Never leave him no matter what, ya know?' 'INDEED.' -had since, left and Seifer was pissed.

Seifer's deluded mind had come to the conclusion that to get revenge on Squall, he would kill all of his friends one by one. Starting with the Chicken Wuss and ending with the slut Rinoa.

Seifer stealthy snuck up on the blonde haired idiot. He was in luck! The idiot was training by himself in the Training Center. Seifer smirked as he was reminded of their encounters when he was still the Sorceress' faithful love slav- er, Knight – it had taken and unfair match up of 3 vs. 1 to defeat him, and every time he had K.O.ed the annoying chicken.

"Howdy ho, Wuss," Seifer greeted, "How's things going?"

Zell spun around pulling himself into a fighting stance as he spun. Upon seeing who had interrupted his training, Zell sneered, "Seifer!" he growled.

Seifer's lips curved into a manicial smirk, "What's matter, scared like the chicken wuss you are?"

Zell growled, "Shut up!" Before running at Seifer his right fist raised and screamed, "Booyah!"

Seifer's smirk grew and when Zell was only a small distance away he raised is palm and aimed at Zell's face, "Flare." Zell, being to close to move out of the way, screamed as his face was burnt beyond repair by the powerful fire spell.

Seifer watched cackling manically while imagining how horrified Puberty Boy would be.

"Squally, oh, Squally!" Rinoa called at dramatically, "Did you hear about how Zell was murdered? Isn't it horrible?!"

Squall gave her annoyed glare.

"Oh, Squally! Are you really that heartless?!" She cried out, distressed at the thought he wasn't the man she thought he was.

"…Whatever." Squall said before walking off not really caring what fate had befallen Zell.