OK, so I had a new idea. Using my Axis Powers Hetalia New Zealand OC, I will create a series of short stories revolving around her and her random and kinda stupid adventures! I call it The Random and Kinda Stupid Adventures of New Zealand! Wonderful! This chapter's about pavlova. XD
New Zealand: I LOVE PAVLOVA!!
Me: Why do you think I wrote it?
New Zealand: Because Australia's a thief?
Me: No, not because he's a thief! Idiot. It's because I love pavlova, too! XD
New Zealand: Pavlova needs more love...
Me: So does Hetalia!
New Zealand: I KNOW!! TT_TT
Me: Anyway... ON TO THE STORY!!
Disclaimer: I don't own APH. That's Himaruya Hidekaz's job. And I mean absolutely NO offense to Australians in the following story. ^_^
PAVLOVA
"Thief." Aoturoa muttered, glaring at Australia.
"Why am I a thief? You call me that, but I don't understand why!" Australia whined.
"Because! You stole my pavlova!!" Aoturoa yelled.
"I did not!"
"You did so! Don't deny it!"
"When?" Australia asked, trying to calm himself down.
"I can't remember back that far!"
"Admit it. I didn't steal your pavlova."
"You did! I know it!" she pouted. They pair were such close friends, so why did they fight over something as silly as Aoturoa's pavlova? Neither Pacific nation understood it.
"Can you prove it, though?" Australia asked with a smug look.
"Well, no, but..."
"HA! See? You can't prove it, because I DIDN'T STEAL IT!"
Aoturoa was silent for a moment before she said, "Screw this. I'm going to visit nii-sama." And she stormed out of the room, leaving Australia staring after her.
"Did I just win...?" he asked himself.
Arthur Kirkland sighed as he poured Aoturoa a cup of tea. "What's he done now?" he asked.
"He won't admit it. Still! Even after, um... however long it's been, he won't admit it!" Aoturoa shouted in frustration.
Arthur took a sip of tea. "The pavlova issue again?" Aoturoa nodded. "Maybe he's not lying. Have you considered that?"
Aoturoa stared at him like was stupid. "Are you kidding me? Australia, that thief, telling the truth?" She sat in silence for a moment, with a thoughtful look on her face, and suddenly exploded with laughter. "Ah, you're hilarious, nii-sama! You should be a comedian."
Arthur looked a little shocked. "Uhm... Thank you...?"
"You're welcome!"
"But, I'm serious, New Zealand. What if he really is telling the truth?"
"Well, I didn't think of that. I mean, it's Australia! He's always playing pranks and joking around, so no one really takes him seriously."
Arthur couldn't help but laugh a little. "I see your point. But this time, he may not be joking around."
"I suppose you're right..."
"You suppose?"
"OK, fine! You're right. Are you happy now?"
"Quite." Arthur nodded.
Aoturoa sighed. "Fine. I'll go home and think about it, alright?"
"I'd expect no less."
Aoturoa stood up. "Well, I'll see you later, nii-sama." And she walked out the door and went home.
The next day, after thinking long and hard about what to say to Australia (Yeah, right!), Aoturoa went over to his house a banged on the door. "Hey! Australia! Open up!"
Australia opened the door, saw Aoturoa, and slammed it in her face.
"What the hell?" Aoturoa shouted.
"Baaaa~" her sheep called. It wandered around for a moment before stopping to eat some grass.
"OI! AUSTRALIA!" she banged on the door some more. "Get your ass out here!"
Australia came back and opened the door again, actually keeping it open this time. "What do you want? Come to accuse me of thieving more things from you?"
"Actually no." Aoturoa took a deep breath. "I've come to apologize."
Poor Australia must have nearly had a heart attack. "W-What?"
"You heard me. I've come to apologize to you about accusing you of taking my pavlova."
"OK..." Am I being Punk'd?
"I had no evidence to back me up, and for that, I'm sorry."
"Uh... Well, I have no idea about whether I should actually forgive you or not. I mean, it's hurtful."
Aoturoa hung her head. "I know. I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have accused you of taking it."
"Damn right. But..." Aoturoa lifted her head. "I think I can forgive you. We are supposed to be good friends after all."
Aoturoa smiled. "Yeah. Well, I'll see you later, OK?"
"Alright."
"Bye, Australia!" Aoturoa called. Australia waved his hand in response.
Suddenly, he had an evil grin on his face. "Perfect! She believed me! Now, I can keep stealing New Zealand's pavlova, and she won't suspect a thing. I'm such a genius!" And he went inside and shut the door.
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Me: So, how'd you like it?? Was it good?
New Zealand: That bastard! That pavlova-stealing thief!! I'll never forgive him.
Me: I know what you mean. Not how you feel, because something like has never happened to me before. ^_^;
New Zealand: TT_TT
Me: Remember to review please! I'd do it for your stories!
New Zealand: It's true, she would!
Me: HA! I have backup! So, stay tuned for Chapter 2!!