Chapter 1 - Kain

*BZZZZ BZZZZ* "UGGH"

"BZZZZ BZZZZ* "I don't want to get up"

*BZZZZ BZZZZ* dragging himself out of bed Kain punched the alarm, "Stupid thing, OI WAKE UP EVERYONE.."

Stumping out of his room, his sister slunk out of her room, "I didn't even need to be up."

"I know… But if I'm up early I'm not suffering alone."

" Fuck you, I'm going back to bed"

"We all knew you would… and don't use that language young lady." said Kain's Father.

"Its 7 am and I have a day off, I want to sleep."

"Well you are up now, stay up"

"Have fun, arguing I'm off to get breakfast and go to my classes."

"Don't let us stop you,"

"Yeah, you had better leave soon or I may set you on fire"


The rest of the morning was, lets say uneventful. 3 arguments, some eggs and bacon, more arguments, before leaving for college.

40 minutes on the bus, reading manga, getting laughed at for reading a comic book, idiots!

Leaving the bus I begun to walk up the mile to college.

"OI Kain, wait up, you don't think you can get away from me do you" said a voice from behind me. "Guess who"

"Let me guess Sophie… it cant be Karen can it" I said as I turned around to face her. She was a medium sized girl, not unattractive but generally avoided because like me she is a bit of a geek and manga addict. "How are you doing Sophie."

"I'm fine, I've got the new One Piece prints in my bag … and a bottle of Sake from the restaurant." Sophie's family owns a high class Japanese restaurant, very easy to steal a bottle of Sake or two from.

"I guess we are skipping college today then" I said grinning, "Where to then"

"The hill by Mr Vega's house, he has a locked shed with a hole in the roof. Never goes in it"

"Well lets go then." I say as I grab her arm, "To Vega's house we go"

We walked down the side streets until we got to the outskirts of town, "You see the white spec on the hill, that's the shed, lets go."


After trudging up the hill I spotted the shed sitting on its own partially obscured by trees. "This is perfect, no one will be able to see us, lets read those mangas then get pissed."

"My thoughts exactly, Kain, give me a leg up" I intertwined my hands and boosted her onto the roof, she pulled me up and we dropped into the hole in the roof. "God its dark in here."

"I thought you came here all the time, that's why you brought us here"

"Yes well, I've seen it but not been in before. I wanted to have someone with me when I went in." I saw her smirk slightly as she said that like she has a plan.

"Do you have something planned,"

"Well yes, but lets drink some Sake, I even brought some proper Sake dishes."

We popped open the bottle and poured 2 dishes full before downing it. "Shit the bottles rolling away, I'll go get it" I began to walk after the bottle when it came to a stop "Hey Sophie, there's a trapdoor over here, Want to see where it leads?"

"Of course." She walked up to me and crouched down. "C'mon. Help me pull it up, three, two, one" we pulled up the trapdoor up and climbed down the ladder which was underneath it.

"I can't believe we are doing this" the walls started to change from sheet metal to solid metal, we reached the bottom, I turned around to see something I never expected. "Umm Sophie, you are never going to believe this, but there are Pacifista down here."

"What are you talking about… you got to be shitting me." She said as she reached the bottom. "Either there is something wrong with the Sake and we are experiencing a shared hallucination… or Mr Vega is Dr Vegapunk."

"I'm going to hope for the second one. Hey there is a note over here,"

Diary Of Vegapunk

My theory was correct, we are living in a multiverse, I hypothesise that there are infinite universes so there has to be universes running at the same time rate where they have books listing the whole history of our universe, this is one such universe they have graphic novels called manga, where they are following the adventures of the Straw Hat Pirates, it is called One Piece, from what I have seen it is accurate, this is why I have decided to allow Kuma's final wish before I wiped his mind, to protect the Thousand Sunny, the Straw Hats are like no pirates I have met before they pose no threat to normal people, only those who they meet that oppress people.

I have been summoned by the world government to attempt to recreate an ancient weapon called Uranus, I will not recreate it to its full potential for fear of what Fleet Admiral Akainu would do with it, or if it got into the hands of the Celestial Dragons.

"Sophie, you will not believe this." I said. I passed her the not and began looking around. Plans for Pacifista, ship designs and idea's for life improving inventions like robotic limbs, I begin putting papers in my bag, hoping to show them to people.

"Oh my god, this is unbelievable, we HAVE to find out how to get into the One Piece world."

"I agree, it must be on one of these papers" we begun looking over the papers in the room.

"I've found one for a intellectual enhancer and one for a way to make the Pacifista Kuma regain his mind. Lets keep these."

I moved some papers for an aqueduct system and found a box, I opened it and found two strange fruits, "Hey Sophie I think I've found devils fruits. Labelled for … cell vibration (paramecia) and Steel Body (Logia) … Dibs on the Logia."

"Fine I see use for vibration." I picked up the Fruits and threw the paramecia to Sophie. "Remember Kain, these are supposed to taste like shit."

"Then prepare the Sake to wash away the taste. Three. Two. One" We bit into the fruits, it felt weird like my body suddenly felt heavier, yet it was just as easy to move. "God that tastes terrible give me the bottle."

"Get your own, this taste so bad." She looked like she was ready to spew. "How's having a metal body feel."

"Umm, lets see." I focused in my mind on having metal skin. I felt cold. "So has anything happened."

But from her face I could tell it had worked. "Your skin is silver. Can I touch your arm."

"Yes of course, test out your power."

She grabbed my arm and I felt my arm shaking, I looked down and my arm was disappearing as liquid steel was thrown off. "Oh my god that is strange, I'm going to try to reform it."

My arm felt warm and strange, the stub of my arm was writhing silver as it reformed into a hand. "That is so cool Kain, we have powers, this is awesome… lets try to find the way into the One Piece world and we will be set."

It didn't take long to find the paper after that. we shove the rest of the paper in Sophie's bag before she read it out.

"The inter-universal transition device is found by pushing the button hidden under the Pacifista head which will reveal the safe with it in. damn we need Vega's code."

"C'mon there has to be a way." I said as I move the Pacifista head and push the button. popping up the hidden door in the floor.

"Wait I have an idea." She bent down and put her hand near the safe. "In the immortal words of Mario…Here we go." She started vibrating her hand and simply put her hand straight through the safe and pulled out a strange device. "I can't believe it worked."

"What did you do, to put your hand through the safe."

"I vibrated the cells in my hands until it could simply pass through."

"That's awesome, glad you did Physics."

"What do you mean did?" she looked at me puzzled. "I still do it"

"Oh come on, you cant say we are going back to college now that we have all this knowledge and our powers."

"Yeah, you are right. Well according to this we next need to place device on ground and push blue button then put in co-ordinates."

"OK lets do that." I put the device down and push the button. "What Co-ordinates are there."

"There aren't any. Lets put in '0, 0' see where we end up."

"Sure." I pushed 0 twice and a portal appeared in front of us.

"So Kain, lets go." She grabbed my arm and jumped through.

Then we fell.