(I don't own Power Rangers! I only own 2 Red Ranger action figures and a whole lotta dvds and video tapes. Kind of ties in with Saran Wrap.)
Battles suck! That phrase ran through the White Ranger's head over and over today. Zedd is an asshole was another. He sent down a shoe monster made of one of Aisha's sandals and all the two girls could talk about was asking him not to hurt it too bad. Fuck that he was blowing it up, and told both Kim and Aisha that. To which the guys all laughed.
Tommy is usually pretty calm during battle but today was just going from bad to worse. First Zedd had to interrupt the first date in two weeks that Tommy and Kim had due to school and battles like this, plus they had just gotten their pants off in the back of his jeep at a very secluded area of the park when their damn communicators went off, then the girls telling him not to hurt the shoe too bad because it was apparently expensive and one of Sha's favorite. At that point he just wanted to blow it up to prove that they shouldn't be buying expensive shoes for this exact reason, and the worse point was when Adam stepped on said jeep with the God Damn Frog Zord. He knew it was by accident but still it wasn't just a random car that got crushed it was HIS!
KABOOM-BANG-EXPLOSION!
"Tommy!" Yelled Kim.
"Boy you better hope my shoe is in one piece." Said Aisha looking at him through her visor.
"Why my jeep isn't."
"So take it out on Adam not us." Said Kim.
"Oh don't worry next battle Adam's car is getting a missle to the windshield." Said Tommy irritated.
"Adam hide your car he's serious." Said Rocky.
"Yeah, but really Bro it was an accident." Said Adam carefully.
"We were fighting in the desert how did you end up in the park especially in that part of the park?" Asked Tommy.
"The park is right next to the desert, how I don't know but it is!"
"Why were you parked so far away anyways?" Asked Rocky.
"That doesn't matter!"
"Kim?"
"No comment."
"Coitus interuptous that's why Tommy's pissed." Said Billy.
"Can we just stow the Zords and have our debriefing and get on with our plans tonight?" Said Tommy.
"Yeah especially since your's include I certain Pink Ranger." Said Rocky.
"Rocky you might want to watch it while he has missles I have very powerful laser and great aim, how new is your jeep?" Said Kim fixing him with what he could only guess be a wrathful glare through her visor.
"Yeah, let's stow the Zords." Said Rocky.
The Rangers parked the Zords in their spots and had their debriefing with Zordon before Tommy and Kim were teleported back to his mangled jeep. They called the department of the police that handled Zord accidents and were surprisingly able to retrieve their school bags and other personal items from the car before it was towed away. Once all of that was taken care of the two teens ended up in Tommy's bedroom after calling his father for a ride from the park.
"Battles suck!"
"Yes they do. But you'll get a new car and we'll find a way to get together like right now come here." Said Kim pulling him to her and they collapsed on the bed in a tangle of limbs where they picked up where they left off.
Tommy's parents helped him get a new car but they said after this one he was on his own and next time he wanted to be alone with Kim he needed to pick a better spot. Aisha never found her other shoe.