The Warrior Cat Awards!
A cat padded up onto a dark stage. A spotlight lit the area where the cat was standing. The cat grabbed a microphone and looked out onto the crowd. Cats of the Clans, StarClan, the Dark Forest, and a couple of the rouges and loners and a few kittypets were sitting, starting up at the cat.
The cat began to speak.
"Welcome, to the Warrior Cat Awards! My name is Moonfur. In this show we will give out awards for the voted topics which you have voted for!" she said. The crowd exploded into cheers. "There will be five segments and at the end of each segment, there will be either a performance or a Q and A! On Camera 1 we have Cherrytail! On Camera 2 we have Cloudtail! On Camera 3 we have Yellowfang! On Lighting we have Berrynose! On Special Effects we have Jayfeather! On Directing we have Hollyleaf! Now, let's begin!"
The crowd erupted once more into cheers.
"Our first award is the Most Grumpy award! And it goes to… Jayfeather, our very own Special Effects manager!"
Jayfeather padded from the shadows and took the award. "I'm not really that grumpy…" he moaned.
"Oh, please! Everyone knows that you blow a fuse within less than a minute against something!" Sorreltail cried, from the audience.
Grumbling, Jayfeather whisked away into the shadows.
"Well, ok then. Our next award is for the Most Evil Cat, and this award goes to..." the cats held their breath. "Tigerstar!"
Tigerstar padded up onto the stage and snatched the trophy away from Moonfur. "Well, I am the most evil cat, aren't I?"
"But-Moonfur- aren't I the most evil cat? I made kits become apprentices when they were three moons old!" Brokenstar protested.
"Be quiet." Moonfur growled. "Our next award is the Most Stupidest Mistake! And this one goes to Hollyleaf!"
Hollyleaf padded from the shadows, a cloak draped around her. "Thanks," she said as she took the award from Moonfur, although it was barely a whisper and only Moonfur heard her.
"Hey, I wonder why she has that cloak around her!" some cat called from the back of the crowd. Everyone whispered agreement.
"Yeah, let's take it off!" another cat meowed. Cherrytail from SkyClan jumped up and tore the cloak from Hollyleaf's body. Instead of the starry fur that all StarClan cats had, her pelt looked just the same as when she was alive.
"My kit's not dead!" Leafpool gasped. Squirrelflight dragged her away from the crowd. "You don't understand, Squirrelflight!" Leafpool screamed.
"Oh, I think I do." Squirrelflight said.
"Ummm… Our last award for this segment is Most Beautiful! And this one goes to… Spottedleaf!" Moonfur meowed.
Spottedleaf padded up from the StarClan cat, her fur shimmering with silvery shiny stuff and her fur was spotted with stars.
"Hey! Aren't I the most beautiful?" Sandstorm called.
Moonfur looked embarrassed. "Well, Firestar chose the award…."
"What?" Sandstorm growled. She stalked away from her spot next to Firestar. "Hmph."
"And now it is time for our first segment performance! This is going to be a Q and A by the creators of the Clans!" Moonfur announced.
Five cats padded up to the stage: Thunderstar, with his big body, Shadowstar, her eyes gleaming in the darkness, Riverstar, with his green eyes looking warmly down at the crowd, Windstar, her wiry body managing to hold her up, and Skystar, her pretty cream pelt shimmering as if it was made out of stars.
"We will have one cat from the crowd ask us a question! And only one question! Now, let's begin!" Thunderstar announced.
Cats started wildly waving their paw, eager to ask the Clan creators their questions.
"Pick me! Pick me!" they all shouted.
"I'll go first," Thunderstar said. "Uhhh, you!"
"Do you like being leader?" Brackenfur asked.
"Why, yes, I do. It is nice to tell people what to do… muahahahah…" Thunderstar grinned, showing a row of pointy teeth.
"My turn!" Windstar smiled. "Uhh… you, the one that looks like a pretty decedent of me."
"How did you lose your first life?" Ashfoot asked.
"I was attacked by a badger. Glad they don't live on WindClan territory anymore, they are all on ThunderClan territory! Ha, ha!" Windstar laughed, her wiry body shaking. Thunderstar glared at her.
"I see I'm next." Growled Shadowstar. She scanned the crowd, looking for some cat that looked like he or she had a good question… "You!" Shadowstar pointed her claw at Blackstar. "Are you angry that Sol tried to drive us away from StarClan?" he asked.
"Oh, yes, I was very angry, so freaking angry that I wanted to claw his eyes out!" Shadowstar's eyes glinted in the half darkness.
"I shall pick next! Uh, you!" Riverstar said sweetly.
"Did you like the flood that came sweeping along RiverClan territory?" Mistystar asked.
"Yes, I was very mad, I was also glad, though, because two kits were born that night." Riverstar sighed.
"I guess I'm last… and I pick you!" Skystar smiled sweetly at Cherrytail.
"Were you angry that SkyClan was driven away from the forest?"
"Oh, yes, I was so freaking PISSED that it was driven away, I wanted to claw out those ungrateful leaders eyes!" she then smiled, trying not to lose her temper. "Sorry."
"That concludes our first segment! Please join us next time on The Warrior Cat Awards!" Moonfur whisked away into the shadows, and all the cats went home, where ever that may be, and the show was over.
A/N: The contest for the next chapter is over, but I still need three more co-hosts for the final three segments! Please tell me your username, the name you would like to use, your cat's personality, and its description. R&R please! I made up the answers for the questions, and I made up Skystar as well. She is not real as far as I know.