W00t..Second Inu fic...Of course you won't find the oother one of this ID..

Anyway, ENJOY!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!Better than Ramen!

Inu's POV

Kagome brought this stuff called 'Ranch' this time..

I don't see the big deal, Its just Ranch. Ramen, now thats a thing to go WOOPY for!

I would do anything for ramen..I would even give my big Fat headed brother the Tetseiga. (Sp?)

I would go to Kagome's Era and go around acting like a dog!

....I take that back. You better not tell anyone either..

Thats like little ants..Anyway now back to the plot of this damn story..

(A:n Evil glare ) Did I ever tell you this story has an AMAZING plot?

(A:N Thats right...)

Anyway, It was after we had an Incounter with one of those damn Puppets.

Did I ever tell you I hate them? Anyway Kagome ook out this strange bottle..

"Its called Ranch! You put it in your salad and it makes it taste better!"

Feh..I bet she was really saying it would kill us all..

Good thing i didn't have any..Everyone had it with their Salad.

I told Kagome I would have any.

But she made me. Well she kind gave me 'The Look'.

You not telling me you don't know 'The look'? She gives it to me everytime she asks for something

from me.And only me. Damnit! Why couldn't she use it on the Damn lecherous monk.

But nooo It ALWAYS had to be me!

She has a thing agenst dogs. I know it. I feel these things with my kawaii dog ears

Damn you Nidaku..Damn you well..Anyway she made me eat it.

Well I kinda drank it. And..It didn't taste very bad..It tasted..Pretty good!

What am I saying?! Its damn straight awesome.

Awesome. Souta taught me that word.

Kagome says I'm addicted to it. Feh,I'm not addicted to it!

I just really like it! And snap at people if they even go near it!.

Ok maybe I'm obsessed. But, Kagome says its not all bad.

She said at least I don't pig all the Ramen.

Ramen? Who needs 'Ramen' When you've got Ranch!

Don't you tell her I said that. She'll take it away from me. And I'll make you regret it..

Go away! Can't you see I'm eating here?!

Thats right. Run away! RUN! RUN! MWUAHAHAHA! MY RANCH! ITS ALL MINE! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

...Okaay, I do NOT want you telling her that either.

I'll make you regret that too.

Okay. Seriously, GO AWAY! I'm eating! Thats right shoo!

..Ranch hogs. Feh.

Ranch is so totally the bomb.

Anyway R&R!

Or I'll tell InuYasha that you've been eating/drinking his Ranch!