Ladie and gentlemen this is you friendly fanfic writer IAmSpidey here bringing you yet another story from my book "True stories that I made up" This story is something that I had building up in my mind that I thought was hilarious. There are twomade up characters that I created in this story that I just had to include in here, so I hope you enjoy it. Please review and if you have any ideas or suggestion let me know. so lets get started
Disclaimer I Do NOT own Naruto or its characters they are property of Masashi Kishimoto. I DO NOT own anything from Jackass it belongs to Johnny Knoxville, Jrff Tremine, and Bam Margera
Jackass: The Beginning
"Just what the hell were you all thinking?!" Yelled a very pissed off Tsunade, she glared at the ten boys that were in her office. Kiba Inazuka with his dog Akamaru, Neji Hyuga, Naruto Uzamaki, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Choji Akimichi, Sasuke Uchiha, Rock Lee, Rohan, and Son Goke. All of the boys lowered their heads in shame, all except Son Goken.
"What's the big deal lady Hokage?" The half saiyan asked showing no respect toward the fifth Hokage as usual. "The big deal is that what the ten of you did on this tape is wrong!" Tsunade snapped at the protector of the earth, Goken gave an icy glare at the legendary sennin, him being the voice for the rest of the boys he defended the rest of the group. "What's wrong about it?" He retorted. "Nothing if you're a sadist or a masochist." Tsunade snapped at Goken.
"Lady Hokage it's not wise to anger a saiyan." Goken warned, the rest of the boys were surprised by this they had never heard someone talk to the Hokage like that. Tsunade's veins were beginning to throb. "Listen you snot nosed brat, I'm the Hokage here and you have to show me some respect!" Tsunade yelled at Goken.
Goken simply smirked at the Hokage. "Old man Sarutobi wouldn't be such a nagging old bat about it." He muttered, that was the last straw, before Tsunade could leap over desk and choke the life out of the smart ass saiyan the door to her office swung open and in walked Asuma Sarutobi, Might Guy, Kakashi Hatake, Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi.
The boys turned and became nervous upon seeing their senseis. "Lady Tsunade-sama." Guy saluted bowing down. "If you don't mind me asking. Why were we called here?" Guy asked. "And why are most of our students here?" Kakashi asked putting away his copy of make out tactics.
"Welcome everyone and thank you for coming." Tsunade welcomed. "I've called you all here because it appears that a problem has occurred with your students and they need help." Tsunade explained "You need help!" Goken shouted. "You need to get laid you no nipple, saggy ti-"Goken said but was interrupted by his teammate Rohan's hand clamped over his mouth. "As I was saying." Tsunade said ignoring the smart ass saiyan. Your students here need some help."
"Why?" Guy asked as he began to panicking. "Is there something wrong with our charming students?" he asked as he rushed over to Lee and Neji and pulled them in close to him. "NO Guy it's nothing like that." The Hokage said much to Guy's relief. "No the problem is all in this tape," Tsunade said as she held up a black videotaped that was titled."Jackass" Neji and Lee along with the rest of the boy's eyes widen in horror when they saw the Hokage holding the tape. "What's on the tape?" Asuma asked. "And why is it labeled Jackass?" Anko asked
Tsunade was about to tell them when she got an idea. "I'll let your students tell you." She said, the boys trembled hearing this and to everyone's surprise so did Goken, Tsunade grinned at the spiky hair saiyan. "Goken would you like o tell Anko what's on the tape?" She asked, Goken through his trembling shot the Hokage a death glare. Guy released his students and joined the other Jonins, he too was curious about the tape.
"Well since nobody is going to say anything I'll just play it for you instead." Tsunade announced, the Genins were now terrified by this. "You boys make yourself comfortable." She said to them. "Were going to be here for a while." The Genings took a seat in the chairs that were in the Hokage's office.
Rohan took his hand off Goken's and took a seat, Goken defeated made his way to one of the empty chairs as they watched as the Hokage insert the tape into the tape player, with a final gulp the Genings and Jonins watched as the tape began to play.
The tape played and it showed a black screen. A picture of a four star dragon Ball with the eternal dragon Shenron appeared. "A Just Saiyan Production" read the picture before it disappeared, the screen then shot to a scenery to what seemed like the forest of death. The scene was quiet and calm until various yells interrupted and the angle of the camera changed to show where the yells were coming from. It showed Neji, Lee, Goken, Naruto, Shino, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba and Akamaru, Rohan and Sasuke running from a stampeed of wild animals that were chasing them.
The boys were yelling as they ran from the animals with Lee and Goken running faster than everyone else. Kiba while holding Akamaru in his arms jumped into the threes and avoided the animals. Neji taking Kiba's advice jumped into the threes and saved himself. Sasuke tried to follow but wasn't so lucky himself as he was rammed from behind by a mad bull sending crashing face first into a three trunk. Choji ran for his life was shoved off the path by a fox and went crashing into a mud puddle.
Shikamaru pulled ahead to catch up to Lee and Goken, Shikamaru tried to play it save and dove to hide in some bushes, much to his luck one of the animals saw him and he was rammed in the chest by a goat. Shino and Naruto were the closest to the animals, Naruto was unlucky and tripped on a rock and was trampled by the animals, Shino seeing this decided not to risk it and dove head first into a swamp.
Rohan tried to catch up to Lee and Goken, he sighed in relief as he saw a river up ahead, before reaching salvation Rohan was bitten on hiss ass by a dog. Rohan shrieked in pain as he ran off in another direction. Only Lee and Goken were at a safe distance from the animals but not for long as they came to a cliff at the edge of the river, Lee and Goken stoped only inches from the edge and turned to see the animals approaching them, without hesitation or a second thought Lee dove head first off the cliff and landed safely with a splash. Goken turned his head in the derection that the camera was. "Hi I'm Son Goken and welcome to Jackass!" He said rather fast before getting rammed in the stomach by a goat and was sent falling off the cliff and landing on the cold, unforgiving, hard ground below not making it to the water.
The screen turned black and a picture of a skull with two kunai's crossing each other forming an X underneath the skull. "Jackass: The Beginning" appeared in bold white letters before the screen went black again.
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