This drabble was a collaboration with a friend.
"Remus, I told you; if you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends."
He gave her a confused look. He had only asked her out on a date, but the conversation had taken quite the unexpected turn. He wasn't sure what 'getting with her friends' meant, but it wasn't what he had had in mind when he had asked her.
"What do you mean, 'get with your friends'?"
He could see her face turn a bright red when she realized what that sentence could imply.
"N- no. I meant you have to come to terms with the fact that me and Severus are friends. It's from a muggle song," she laughed.
"I don't really have a problem with Snape," he said, still feeling somewhat foolish for not getting what she was referencing. "Tell him to get his act together, and we'll be just fine."
He couldn't understand why she burst out laughing.