Disclaimer: I had a dream last night, not my re-accuring on of Vertigo but one where I owned GUNDAM WING!! I was deleriously happy, then I woke up. The point is I don't really. Damn. I also do not own the Stephanie Plum series or Spy groove.

This is soooo past rated R for mature content type stuff.
I ws reading the Stephanie Plum series when I worte these but I swear they are waaaaayyy different. I did use a few Spy groove quotes later on though.

Thunder

She walks down the street, her long black trench coat sweeps the ground as she heads down the road. She silently brushes past a young boy, he causally runs his fingers through his short tangled brown hair, his dark eyes glare at her. She stays expressionless and slowly looks over at him, then turns her attention back to the road ahead. He starts to follow her down the street just a few feet behind. Her red tank top seems out of place on the young girl and dark sunglasses cover her eyes. She doesn't even notice him and walks into a restaurant, the two teens split up. Her brown hair in a tight ponytail and her silver eyes fixed on her target ahead. She walks past the tables in a straight line, just pushing anyone in her way. The young boy heads around the opposite side of the room his black jacket, white t-shirt and sunglasses ensemble just as intimidating. She keeps going, straight to the men's bathroom. A mix of yelling and cat calls echo out, one man tries to run, she grabs him by the arm and twists him around. He flips back around and punches her into the wall. She runs at him, he throws some punches that she dodges easily and finally kicks him three times in the stomach before he flies backwards into a stall. She walks to the stall, he grabs the side of the door and swings it as hard as he can.
*slam*
It flies back and crushes his hand between the wall and metal slab. In a spilt second kick she had rebounded the door. She kicks it again, just in anger and holds it there. The sounds of bones being crushed fills the room and a few moans can be heard from the crowd.
Girl: "Bail enforcement officer. Your under arrest for not showing up for your trail, Wayte."
She throws him to the ground and forces his arms behind his back, fixing on the cuffs.
Wayte: "You got lucky bitch." The giant man is pulled to his feet, he must be atleast 30.
Girl: "No, you skipped bail and left obvious tracks fat ass."
She pushes him out the door. The teenage boy she entered with leans against the side of the door, listening.
Boy: "Maybe I should have gone in there instead…" She smiles and shakes her head.
Wayte: "Your such a pretty little whore…maybe I'll stop by some time." He smiles evilly.
Boy: "Your not gonna lay a hand on my partner or I swear to God I'll kill you." He scowls.
Girl: "It's ok Heero, I can take care of myself." Heero gets a weird little half smile as she kicks his already broken hand. He winces in pain and a little noise escapes from his throat.
Girl: "Weakling." The exit the bar and drive to the station.

(HD)
I start to drive home. $40 000, not bad for one night. Maybe now I can pay those bills, they're really starting to add up. I was lucky to have Heero as my partner, we'd been working together for about a year now. The youngest in our league, also the most underestimated until about a month ago. Those small jobs didn't help me much with my apartment and I don't know if the electricity's gone or I just need new light bulbs. The heat and air conditioner stopped the moment I walked in and I don't even own a TV. The only thing that really works in my place is the water and a stove. But considering I don't cook it's mostly eating out, which doesn't help me money wise and it's not all that healthy. Thank God for the gym. Quatre's given all his bounty hunters trail memberships, it's the least he can do considering I just brought him $80 000 worth of fat today. I split my share with Heero, I hope he doesn't spend it all before I can borrow it. Sounds like my engine's going again, well let's check it out.

(3)
The girl no more then 19 steps out of her car. The black what might have used to have been a Ford Escort, a cop car pulls over to the shoulder of the road as she pops the hood and starts to play around with it. The young cop steps out and waltzes over casually. His long brown braid hits his black shirt and jeans as he sticks his head in. The unfazed girl looks over at him, more annoyed with the smiling cop then pleased to see him.

(HD)
Duo again. One of the few cops who will take on the big boys. His whole family has a problems and he's no better, a pimp and a flirt like every Maxwell. Just last week three of his cousins had a triple wedding and have a contest to see who could keep theirs longest, so far Ryan lost. Duo's gotta be the only one without 20 wives, kids or a criminal record to match, make's you wonder how one became a cop. We both grew up in Parker Lane, a small strip of houses on each side of the street, lining the road to nowhere. There's maybe 80 people around there and half of them were Maxwell's, but damn he's fine. He is the picture of temptation or just a sexual fantasy come to life. I don't know or care which.
Duo: "Engine problems again babe? Tch, you should really get a new one."

(DM)
Hikira Didogi, no one messes with this babe. She'll break your nose without a second thought, one of the reasons she's a bounty hunter, not a cop. She never played by the rules, even in bed. She's always where the action is, fortunately that's where I always have to be. She's the untouchable babe in everyone's head.

(3)
Hikira: "Yah, I'll get right on that right after I buy a solid gold tiara and matching diamond watch." She shakes her head and smiles, pulling nervously on her black baseball hat.
Duo: "Here let me get it." He reaches in and plays around a bit. She stares at his firm back.

(HD)
Yah, I'm sooo over him. He just keeps showing up, which makes me wonder if he likes me. He's a pimp, he'll do anything for one night in the back of his trashy car. Screw his sweet smile…no wait, he'd love that.
Duo: "There yah go, want me to follow you home in case you car breaks down again?"
"I could have fixed it." Why can't I take my eyes off him? Stupid Question.
Duo: "Well I'll see you around babe." Is he leaning in to kiss me? stop leaning, stop leaning. I push him away again, I can't do this. Not now, not today.
Duo: "So I'll see you around." He waves and heads back to his beat up car. Man, that thing is a piece of crap.

(3)
Quatre: "Great job on the Wayte capture. But next time Didogi, watch the hand."
Hikira: "He made it difficult, so I made it difficult." She states simply.
Quatre: "Well watch it. I have a new assignment for you two, it's a little risky but it pays good. It's the Barrett case, three time gunman who'll take out anyone. Once he didn't finish the job, went back and shot the guy again." Heero shrugs, just another day.
Heero: "Any good leads?"
Quatre: "He's a known regular with the "ladies" if ya know what I mean."
Heero: "I have to talk to those whores again?" The blond Arabian shakes his head.
Quatre: "I've got his fave hangouts listed here, all we need is the bait."
Hikira: "I don't see how your gonna get Heero in a dress again. I mean last time was hard enough." They just stare at the now horrified female.
Hikira: "But also remember what happened when you tried to get me in one?"
Quatre: "That mission was a total success though"
Hikira: "If by success you mean near RAPE!! You didn't even let me defend myself!!"
Quatre: "Well……this time if you can find a place he wont find your gun-"
Hikira: "Danmit, that's impossible! It's like a fuckin' strip search." She scowls.
Heero: "Comon, let's go get you changed."
Hikira: "Is there anyway I can get out of this without killing one of you?"
Heero/Quatre: "No."
Hikira: "Damn." They walk to the change room.

(HY)
That's my partner for ya. Not one to wear anything she can't high kick in, to bad she can't even walk in those damn shoes.
"Comon, get out here Hikira." She's been in there for fifteen minutes. I don't get it, it can't be that bad. I don't have much for patience and what if this guy's out there screwing around with some other whore while I'm in here waiting? How tempting can someone like her look in a kinky leather skirt anyway?Well, It's not like her 'style' can bring this one in, unless they want their ribs broken. We're just lucky the last fuck up liked them cheap and I mean she was like buck-or-two cheap. I hate guys like him, I think it's sick.
Hikira: "I don't wanna!" We don't have time for this.
"……Comon…" Alright, once again I have to drag her out. I hate this part.
"OK, I'm coming in."
I pulled back the little curtain. She stands there, glaring at me with hate. I can't help but laugh, she looks so not herself. In high hooker boots, covering most of the scraps and scratches on her legs, a leather skirt and a tied up white blouse, showing her flat stomach. I'll be the first to admit Hikira Didogi isn't flat, and if you can get past the evil expression, she might even turn me on.
"We have to fix your hair and lose the hat, it doesn't look right." I can't help but tease her.
Hikira: "No!! Don't I look slutty enough?"
"I dunno, I'm not feelin' it. That might be just because I know your a bitch though."
Hikira: "And don't you forget it." Ok. I may know who she is, but she could turn a guy on with just that icy glare. She could get even gay guys staring at her firm ass if she wanted to, and right now she wanted to. But God, I'm not gonna admit that!

(HD)
I feel so trashy, man. I was hoping I could get to Heero this time. He's to professional, he'd never get turned on by my impression of a prostitute. But it can't hurt to try, cue the hip swing.
Heero: "Hey, Didogi. Got some sort of hip problem goin' on?" Dammit. I don't know what could get to this guy. You need like…super tramp. Maybe he likes the preppie kind…I dunno.
"Better then your head problem."
I can't get rid of this reserved sound in my voice, it's not like he actually cared what he thought. I just don't like the idea that I have absolutely zero effect on him whatsoever. Man, what a crappy day.

(HY)
I knew she'd stop. Woman are lucky, They can hid when they're turned on. I didn't want it to stop but comon, she is my partner. Plus, she'd love it if she knew.

(3)
The two enter the car, they decided to take Heero's. Then they might get there by dark.
Heero: "This is the spot." They stop right outside the corner of a bar.
Hikira: "I figured. The one bar where I'm not band for violent behavior." She sounds disipointed.
Heero: "Just get up there." She opens the car door and stands outside the car.
Hikira: "Yah, yah. I can't believe I have to put myself on display like a hunk of meat. How can I compete with that hoe?" There's another girl on the corner, she's practically flat but trashy none the less. She had short leather boots and a blue tube top with her jean skirt. Hikira adjusts her gray baseball hat.
Heero: "Here, pull down the top of your sleeves." Hikira exposes her shoulders and starts across the street. The other girl just stares back her brown eyes piercing.
Girl: "This is my corner, I had to clear it." Her blond hair swings around her soft skin.
Hikira: "Well, tomorrow you can have it back. I'm just visiting."
Girl: "I don't see you around much."
Hikira: "I don't do this by choice, only when I have to." Hikira's silver sword pendent hits the light.
Girl: "Hard at home?"
Hikira: "Money problems, you?"
Girl: "Just need my paycheck." A man starts down the street and checks them out.
Heero: "That's the guy." Hikira reads his lips across the distance and sticks out her leg. The other girl starts to shake her ass, Hikira scowls.
Barrett: "Oh, you've got spunk, I like you. Come on Foxy." They start down the street to an old car, worse off then Hikira's or Duo's. The streets are totally empty. He grabs her arm.

(HD)
Barrett: "Alright this is how it's gonna be bitch, you cooperate, you live." He grabs me, his big hands grip my collar bone, It's getting harder and harder to breathe.
"I don't want that kinda trouble." Heero waves from a rooftop, the signal. I'm good to go.
"But I'll still play with you." I break his grip by twisting and throw a quick side kick, I've never had a problem with speed or aim. Right on target as usual, he flies into his car door.
Barrett: "Your gonna regret that bitch." I want my gun! Heero's now across the street.
Girl: "Freeze Barrett." She looks over at the blond hooker, with her own gun.
Barrett: "Oh I get it, a set up. You think you'll take me down." He laughs.
Girl: "Agent Dorlain, Halifax police department. Come quietly and you wont get hurt."
Barrett: "Ohh, I'm so afraid of two slutty officers, oh no the woman are coming! Run!"
"You are SO dead!" I hate when people underestimate me or say crap about me being female. I throw a punch to his face, he grabs my arm. I knew he'd do that, I throw my weight and he twists around. Predictable Jack Ass. I sit on him, he's in a half nelson and slap on one cuff. Heero walks around, gun pointed at the man's head. Heero's aim is even better then mine, so when your his target, you better do as he says.
Heero: "Bail en-" Barrett lifts himself with one arm. My body starts to rise a bit. He grabs Heero's ankle, my partner crashes to the ground and I'm thrown off the man and a searing pain rages through my leg and blood stains the man's hand.
Barrett: "Eat lead, Bounty hunter." He grabs Heero's gun and starts to fire. Heero crawls backwards to avoid having his crotch blown off. I grab the guy by the neck and Heero scrambles to his feet and the man starts to fire at the Agent. A man runs from the sidelines and help Agent Dorlain. I grab the cuff, he keeps fighting and throws me off again, the pain gets worse. He jumps into his car and starts up the engine. Heero stands up and grabs his second gun and shoots at the windows, the shatter instantly. Barrett spins the wheel and the car starts after Heero, I try to get up and help but blood seeps through the lines of gashes that made there way through my boot and into my skin, I can't even stand up. Agent Dorlain springs up and throws herself at my partner, they roll out of the way and he takes off down the street.

(HD)
I don't believe it. I totally screwed up. Walking into my apartment I can feel ever step in the long stairway to my apartment as Heero helps me to my place. Heero's mind is drifting, I can tell. He always stays totally silent and stares straight ahead.

(HY)
Hikira: "Heero, I'm so sorry."
"What? Why?"
Why would she be apologizing? I'm disappointed that we didn't bring him in too but it's not her fault. This is one confusing girl…or maybe I just don't understand woman.
Hikira: "I should have been there instead of Dorlain."
Heero: "Don't be stupid, you can't even walk."

(HD)
He tries to make his voice expressionless…Makes me wonder what he's really thinking. He helps me down on my apartment couch and goes to the cupboard for some peroxide.
"Heero, it's ok I can take care of myself."

(HY)
She's gotta learn to accept help, she acts so strong and wont just take anything. She doesn't let her guard down for even me. I can tell she's in pain, yet she still tries to walk. Idiot.
"Sit down, Hikira for God's sake!"
She falls over, I catch her in my arms.
"How the hell did you get that anyway?" I stare at the giant gashes, unable to look away.
Hikira: "I dunno, I think he had a knife or something." She smiles weakly.
"Those are pretty deep, do you want me to take you to a doctor?"
Hikira: "I want you to go home, I'll be fine." I sigh and leave. Stubborn woman.

(DM)
Ahhh, sittin' in my ma chair, drinkin' ma coffee. Nothin much beats this. Except if this chair didn't squeak.
*Squeak, Squeak*
I push it back and forth, staring at the wheel. I can't help it, once I start to think about it, it bugs me more and more. I love these cushions too, very pretty colors an- Hello Hello, what do we have here, luvvy?
"Hey Relena, lookin good." I raise my coffee to her, she snatches it out of my hand.
"And Browshar, lookin pissed." I would raise my chair to him, but it's propping me up.
Browshar: "Some stupid Bounty hunters got in the way of our arrest last night."
Relena: "Stop saying that, they were just doin' their job, like us."
Browshar: "Well, they still got in the way." They start bitchin about what happened. I listen but ignore it at the same time. Because quite frankly, I don't give a damn.
Relena: "……Hey but the guy was kinda cute…"
Browshar: "You probably woulda liked that little bitch, she was a cocky little slut."
"Gee thanks." Man these guys are annoying, who do they think I am?
Relena: "No no, he's still hooked on his old girlfriend." Not hooked…she's my…friend.
Browshar: "So? Who ever heard of a Maxwell sticking to one girl?" S'cuse me?
"Ok, are you guys done yet?" I could stick to one girl…Yah, I could if I wanted to.
Browshar: "I didn't think the Maxwell's ever really liked a girl." How many more insults can they come up with for my family? Agh, Make them stop. I run my hands over my face and lean my head back, listening but hardly hearing everything from the ongoing argument of what I'm like. Hey, I wonder how many tiles are on this ceiling…1…4…6…8…
Relena: "…Well he's also the first Maxwell to go for a tomboyish girl, I hear she won't even wear a dress…" She won't…doesn't that make her less slutty? Less of a "Maxwell's girl?"
Browshar: "But he's not the first to fall for this girl, she's supposed to be sweeeet." Oh boy, she is…23…26…27…29…Christ they just keep going, and I don't mean the tiles.
Relena: "Well, that guy sure was." 33…34…38…39…43…4…42, 43…44…48…

(QW)
Ok, so they may be my two best but they can't bring in this guy alone, no matter how much rage she may have. How can I tell them they have help for this one? Does it count as socializing? cuz I don't think they do that to much. Me and Yuy joke about a Didogi/Maxwell relationship sometimes, she denies it though. I swear, Heero's the only one in this office who can look at her without blushing or cowering, besides me of course, I'm married.
Wife: "You have to go to work today, I don't care who will hurt you."
"They are so not gonna like this though Dorothy, and Hikira's already pissed at me."
Dorothy: "She wouldn't still be mad about that dress thing would she?"
"Well it's not likely she's over it. Plus I have to tell them about there new partners."
Dorothy: "So what?? Your THEIR boss, they take it from you. If she doesn't want to sacrifice a bit for a job and they don't want to give up their anti-social status: FIRE THEM." What can I say? She's a demanding woman but damn she's fine. I just hope she's right.

(DM)
Relena: "Well, we gotta go. Later Maxwell." 89…97…110…There gone? YES! Where were they going again? Ah, I don't care that much. Man, I rub my eyes, they hurt from staring at those damn tiles. They make you sick after a while…121…125…127…

(3)
Hikira: "I'm gonna nail this ass tonight!" She walks in with a slight limp.
Heero: "No your not, your still hurt." Her silver eyes flare with anger. Quatre walks out of his office and right away notices the two, Heero's sitting on top of the small cabinet in the hallway and Hikirabeside him glaring. The two are in their trench coat ensembles.
Quatre: "Alright, I heard about what happened last night and first off, are you ok?"
Hikira: "I'm fine and I'll take this guy down by myself to prove it." Heero smiles at her frustration. She glares at him, Quatre clears his throat, the two agents turn back.
Quatre: "Fortunately you won't have to. Your partners will be here soon."
Heero: "What? We both have a partner already. She's fine."
Quatre: "No, it's the cops on this case down town."

(HD)
Partners? I have Heero, I don't need the fucking feds out here. I'm really fine, does he think I need these guys as a crutch or something?
"We can do this alone, we always do."
Quatre: "We just got word that he shot and killed an officer last night, I just want protection for you two. Your my best and fave Agents so…"
"Hey maybe it was those bastards from last night." I can't help but smile, Heero hints one.
Heero: "It's dangerous, that's why you put us on it." He's right.
Quatre: "Yes but let's be honest, it could be easier with more help."
"We don't need help!" He's not listening, that means he's already called them.

(3)
Two agents walk to the small group and look like they're going to be sick. The male and female are in normal officers uniforms while the bond enforcers are in their unconventional outfits. Hikira pulls down her sunglasses slightly and stares with a surprised and revolted little laugh.
Hikira: "Agents…great…" Relena looks disgusted with her hunter counterpart.
Quatre: "You've already met?" He looks a little confused, Hikira scowls.
Heero: "Not really." He lifts his shades too, just to make sure he wasn't seeing things.
Quatre: "Heero Yuy, Hikira Didogi meet Relena Dorlain and Jeff Browshar."
Hikira: "Yah…" Her voice is mono-tone. She watches Relena as she keeps her eyes on Heero the whole time. She feels inside her giant jacket and runs her gloved hand along her gun.
Hikira: "They put a rookie on this case and your trying to tell us it's for our own good?"
Quatre: "What? Is he not as advanced as I dunno, your boyfriend?" He jokes in an innocent voice. Heero smiles as she blushes and tries to defend herself.
Hikira: "He's not my boyfriend."
Heero: "Yah we need someone like him on this case so big, strong and fearless."
Hikira: "Yah right, that chicken wuss?" She looks at him like he's insane.
Quatre: "You were actually expecting them to put someone like Maxwell on this case? He couldn't work with another cop if his life depended on it."
Relena: "Maxwell? As in Duo Maxwell? The guy back at the office?" She tries not to laugh.
Browshar: "Your the one he's hooked on?"
Hikira: "What? No!…I don't think." Relena: "sick…"
Hikira: "Well atleast he'd help us with the capture unlike our friend Jeff here."
Browshar: "You looked like you had it under control."
Heero: "Yah, cars, guns and knives are very under control.Wait, I don't care. We're heading out. We have a job to do."
~

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