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Contains OOC-Set after breaking dawn

Jacob banished

Bella's POV

Time to go hunting AGAIN! I wish that Edward would come because I'm stuck with Jacob, he sometimes gets on my nerves, and Nessie and they are always competing! Jacob is a werewolf not vampire! And this was gunna be mine and Nessie's bonding time of the week!

'On your marks, get set, GO!' Nessie shouted.

'I'm gunna find a bigger deer than you!' Jacob bellowed

'No your not. Mummy tells me that I always win! Mummy, mummy......MUMMY WHERE ARE YOU!'

'Behind you.' I told her calmly

What was the point of trying to bond with Nessie if she is too distracted with Jacob! He never leaves her! It will do him good to just have at least a month away from her!

'Finished?' I asked exasperated. Why was it always me who gets the wrong end of the stick.

'Mummy who has the biggest Deer? Me or Jacob?'

'Erm tough one, I would say Nessie's is the biggest.'

'YEY. I'm THE WINNER!'

'No your not I am!' Jacob almost screamed

'Poor Loser!' Nessie muttered

'NO I AM NOT!'

BAMB

'JACOB GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER! NOW I KNOW WHY EDWARD WANTED ME TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU!'

'Meany!'

'YOU CANNOT KEEP YOUR TEMPER, YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUES! AND YOU'RE A SORE LOSER!'

'Mummy my check hurts.'

'JACOB FROM NOW ON YOU WILL NEVER SEE RENESMEE UNTILL I SAY YOU CAN BE IN A THREE MILE RADIOUS OF A NORMAL PERSON AND YOU DON'T SCARE THEM!'

'what are you saying bell's?'

'YOU ARE BANNISHED FROM OUR HOUSE AND THE CULLEN'S! I'm SURE THE WILL AGREE WITH ME! GOOD BY JACOB EPHRAIM BLACK!'

'But but but' Jacob spluttered and then I left.

Back at the house

All of a sudden I heard a wolf howl in pain and then the question's came

'What did you do to Jacob' Edward demanded

'Why is he in pain?' Alice wondered

'What a racket! Why did you do this? Now I won't be able to admire myself without being distracted!' Rosalie complained

'Look, long story short, Jacob and Nessie where having a competition on who could get the biggest deer and I said Nessie because Nessie's was a tiny bit bigger than, his, and he lost his temper and he slapped Nessie around the face so I told him that he cannot come near Nessie until he can stand in a three mile radios of someone and not scare them but people will be scared of him because he's soooooo big! That's the story.'

'HE SLAPPED HER!'

'Yes daddy can't you see that my check is all red!'

'HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR THAT!'

'No Edward violence is not the answer.' Emmett said in a mystical voice. Everyone started rolling on the floor laughing, even Nessie.

'Edward, remember He is banished! But you will forgive him Bella I can see that!' Alice piped up.

'I will never forgive that DOG! He deserves what he has got!'

'Bella look I know why you don't want to forgive him but it's healthier not just for you but for Jacob as well and do you really want Charlie to get involved with this because if Billy tells Charlie he is bound to make you call him up and make you say sorry and forgive him!'

'Well erm FINE! I'll call Jacob but I will never be in the same room as him!'

Bella call's Jacob

'*sniff* hello who's *sniff* speaking?'

'Jacob Calm down stop sniffling its only Bella, look you can come back but you will never see me again okay. So you can see Nessie' only if Edward is with her I thought 'but DON'T THINK OF EVER HITTING HER AGAIN OR I WILL BITE YOU!'

'Oh thanks Bella I knew you would say summat like that! Oh thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!'

'Shut up Jake!'

'I'll come over now then!'

'NO YOU WILL NOT! YOU CAN ONLY COME OVER AFTER TOMORROW!'

'Okay but at least I can see Nessie again!'

Bella hang's up

Thank GOD that's over! He better not make me angry again!

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