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He wondered
how late it was when he woke up. He rolled over and suddenly he felt that there
was no bed anymore.
CLANG
Ouch that
hurts.
'He What
are you doing next to your bed?' asked his friend Sirius unintelligent.
'Well I
thought that that was comfortabler than sleeping in bed,' James respond
sarcastically.
'How late
is it?' he asked.
'Dunno,
almost time I guess,'
'Shall we
wake Peter?' Sirius asked James with
twinkling eyes.
'Not again
the poor boy,' came a voice from another bed.
'Good
morning Remus,' said James.
'Why not he
snors so loud that even the girls complain that they can't sleep,' said Sirius.
'I go and
get a bucket with water,' Sirius grinned and walked away.
'He will
never grow up,' sighted Remus and he stood up and dressed himself.
'I'm afraid
you're right,' James agreed.
'I'm back,'
grinned Sirius when he ran back into the dormitory.
Sirius was
so busy to play a prank on Peter that he forgot that he had left his clothes in
the doorway de previous evening.
'Ahhh,'
'BENG!!,'
'Fuck it,'
he yelled.
James and
Remus laughed so hard that they were unable to talk. Sirius was soaking wet.
'He what's
so funny,' asked Peter, who woke up from the noise.
Remus and James
laughed only harder
'I tell you
today is my bad day,' groaned Sirius when he stood up.
'What's so
funny,' Peter asked again.
'Sirius
decided to take a bath,' Remus grinned.
'And about
time? Don't you think,' James laughed.
'This is
not funny, this is the only clean robe,' Sirius said and he walked out of the
dormitory.
'C'mon I'm
hungry, let's go and eat,' said James.
*
'Hey Lil,
you can sit here, I saved you a seat,' yelled a blond girl.
'Thank you,
Miran,' said Lilly.
'Where are
the others?' she asked.
'Uhm, Frank
forgot something, I can't remember what, Gwen is in the library, don't ask me
why, and Steven is by McGonagall because he slipt detention,' Miranda said.
'I wonder
what happened to Black,' said Lilly when she saw him entering the Great hall.
'Damn, Is
he still alive?' said Miranda.
'Yes I'm
afraid he's,' said Lily.
'Yagh and
there is the rest of their stupid gang,' she continued.
'Who's
stupid?' asked a blond boy.
'He Frank,
take a seat,' said Miranda.
'Ohh, you
know who I mean,' said Lily.
*
'Good
morning kids,' said Professor McGonagall when they entered the transfiguration
classroom.
'Ohh, shit
I forgot my book,' said Miranda.
'Language,
Mrs Shawcross,' said Professor McGonagall.
' Yes
Prof,' said Miranda and ran away.
Lily sighted
and sat down.
Miranda
always forget something, There comes a day that she forget her head she
thought.
'Hey, have
you already heard it,' said Gwen when she sat down next to Lily.
'No, but
Miranda sits here,'
'Oh, well than
she sit somewhere else,' said Gwen.
'With
Christmas there is a Ball,' she said enthusiastically.
'Today we
have a practical lesson,' said McGonagall.
The door
opened and Miranda ran in.
'I'm sorry,
but I forgot my book, oh I already told you. He Lil you should save me a seat,
where am I supposed to sit now?' Miranda asked when she saw that Gwen sat on
her seat.
Lily
shrugged.
'There's an
empty seat,' said McGonagall and she pointed at a chair between Sirius and
James.
'Oh No, I'm
not going to sit between Dumb an Dumber,' Miranda said.
'Miss
Shawcross Sit down now,' barked McGonagall.
Miranda
shot Lily a look and sat down.
'I'm
Sorry,' mouthed Lily.
'Today you
must try to change eachother in an animal, ' McGonagall told the class. 'I will
tell you what animal.'
'You work
in pairs. Let me see Lily and Gwen,…… Remus and James and….. Sirius and
Miranda…….'
'Oh No my life lay in the hands of a complete
idiot,' groaned Miranda.
'Hey
Sirius,' said James loudly. I thought today was your bad day?'
'I think I was
wrong,' Sirius answered.
'What is
wrong Shawcross, don't you like you're partner?' James asked.
'Guess?'
she said irritated.
'Don't bite
me,' James said. 'Owh Sirius hard one.'
'She likes
me she only don't want to admit it,' Sirius said and scooted closer to Miranda.
'Oh, shut
up, 'she snapped.
'Sirius,
'said McGonagall, you must change Miranda in a sheep.
'In a
sheep, couldn't you think of something better?' Miranda yelled.
She opened
her mouth to say something else, but decided that it was probably better when
she say nothing, judging from McGonagall's angry face.
'All right
Shawcross, are you ready?' grinned Sirius.
And before
she could answer he had transfigured her in a sheep.
'Ohh look how
cute she's,' said Sirius to James who just transfigured Remus in a snake.
'She's very
attractive when she has her mouth shut,' James agreed.
'All right
Sirius transfigure her back,' demanded McGonagall.
'Oh, no
McGonagall can't we let her like this?'
'Mr Black
Transfigure her back,' said McGonagall.
'But I like her better this wa.. AUHHHH,'
The sheep
had bitten him in the leg. The whole class laughed.
' Mr. Black
NOW,' said McGonagall angry.
'You make
good sheep's, 'said Sirius when he had transfigured Miranda back.
'And even
in sheepform you are a bitch,' James whispered in her ear.
'I must
admit you're a sexy bitch,' Sirius whispered in her other ear.
'Oh, fuck
you, Sirius,' Miranda said coldly.
'He James,
She said Fuck you to me, do you think she want me?' Sirius asked his friend
loudly so that the whole class could hear it.
'I don't
know, big chance she will,' laughed James.
'Miranda
you must change Sirius in a dog,' said McGonagall.
'And Remus
you must change James in a cat.'
'C'mon
Shawcross a dog, I know you can do that,' grinned Sirius.
'Mmm, I
have a better idea,' muttered Miranda under her breath.
'Are you
ready Black?' She asked.
He nodded
with a broad smile.
And she
transfigured him, but not in a dog, but into a pig.
The whole
class laughed so hard, that it caught McGonagall's attention.
'Miss.
Shawcross, I said a dog not a pig, although I must say that it suits him well.'
'He Sirius
it's better,' said James.
'Yes I
think James is right, It's an improvement,' laughed Remus.
The pig
grunted indignantly.
'Miss
Shawcross I think it's time that you transfigure him back,' said McGonagall.
'Are you
sure professor he's much quieter as a pig.' laughed James.
'Yeah and
he's handsomer too,' added Miranda.
'We can vote,
who wants him as a pig or as a human,' suggested Remus.
'Miss
Shawcross transfigure him back NOW,' said McGonagall angry.
The pig
grunted loudly by this words.
'What did
you say Sirius?' Miranda asked with a sweet voice.
'I think he
want to say that he love his body as it's now,' said James.
'Yeah he
looks slender, don't you think,' Remus said.
Miranda and
James nodded in agreement.
'Miss
Shawcross I thought I asked you to turn him back,' McGonagall said angry.
'All right,
but don't blame me when you despite your choice,' she warned and she
transfigured him back.
'You
thought this was funny?' said Sirius in an angry voice.
Miranda saw
that he wasn't angry, but that he only acted as if he was.
'You looked
great,' said James.
'Ohh did
I,' Sirius asked.
'And
you! Take it back!' he yelled to
Miranda.
She raised
her eyebrows.
'What must
I take back?'
'That I
look handsomer when I am a pig.'
'Why should
I take it back, it's true,'
'It's not
true and you know it, you just don't want to admit that I'm handsome and that I
have a great body!'
'Yeah
right, even Dumbledore is attractiver than you're!'
'Liar, You
want me! You only don't want to face it!'
'I want
you?' 'You're completely insane!'.
'Ouch that
hurt's,' Sirius said.
They were
so busy with their discussing that they hadn't noticed that Dumbledore had
walked in and that the whole class was listening to them.
'Mr Black and Miss Shawcross, I don't want to
be rude to interrupt your very interesting conversation, but I want to ask
something to Mr Potter, so if you want to excuse us.'
James stood
up and walked to Professor Dumbledore.
'Mr Black I
think she isn't falling for you and
Miss Shawcross, thank you for finding me attractive, a pity that we aren't from
the same age.' And he and James walked out of the room.
Miranda
stared at Professor Dumbledore in shock and turned red. Had he just said what
she thought he had said.
The whole
class was laughing so hard that it took a while till Professor McGonagall had
the attention back from them.
Sirius sat so
close to Miranda that she could feel him breath.
'Back off
Black find someone else who likes you and don't annoy me with your ugly face,'
she spatted.
'Why should
I, I like to annoy you,' he replied.
'Oh you
just don't get it, wont you,' she said louder than she had meant to.
The whole
class was listening, again.
Lucky for her the bell rang and the lesson
was over.
'See you
later,' whispered Sirius in her ear before he walked away to his friends.
'I'm really
sorry but, ………'
*
'Wow, I'm
so hungry I can eat a dragon,' Lily said.
'I don't
think that's very good for your figure,' Steven commented.
'Oh, shut
up,' she snapped.
'Ladies and
Gentlemen,' said Dumbledore when he stood up.
'This year
a few day's before Christmas we organizes a Ball and we hope that you go with a
partner. Some of you already have one. But others maybe not. So keep this in
mind and I hope that you all find someone.'
Oh Noo,'
moaned Miranda.
'I know
that it's a pity that I can't go with you Miss Shawcross, but you know as
headmaster from this school I can't go with students. But I think Mr Black
would like to go with you,' Dumbledore said with twinkling eyes.
Miranda
turned red.
'Yeah
Shawcross you can go with me,' Sirius yelled.
'Ohh shut
up, Black!' she yelled back at him.
' Please
children discus this later, let's eat now.'
'Ohh and Mr
Black we eat Pork tonight, I hope that's not a problem?' Dumbledore asked with
an amused voice.
'Nope as
long as it isn't sheep it's fine with me!' Black called loudly.
Everyone
who knew what happened in Transfiguration laughed ( and that was almost whole
Hogwarts, stories goes very fast)
'Ohh I hate
that boy,' Miranda groaned.
'I know
what you mean, Black and Potter are two disgusting type's ,' Lily agreed.
'Do you
know with who you go to the ball?' Gwen cut in..
'I dunno,'
said Lily.
'We have 5
weeks the time to find someone, so why worried now,' said Miranda.
'It's hard
to find someone,' said Gwen.
'I don't
care with who I'm going. I think I go with Frank or with Lily,' Miranda said with
a big smile.
'Oh Great,
that's a deal,' grinned Lily.
'Or you can
go with Black, he asked you,' Steven said.
'O shut up,
you know I'll never go with him, all was he the last man on earth,' Said
Miranda
'And he
don't want to go with me either, he is
just joking,' she assured her friends.
*
'He Sir, do
you know with who you go to the ball,' asked James his friend, when they were
back in the commonroom..
'I don't
know maybe that Ravenclaw girl, she's sexy,' said Sirius with a grin.
'No, you
don't mean…., do you…?,' Remus said with a voice full of disbelieve.
'That girl
is in the seventh year and she has a boyfriend,' James added.
'So what!
Do you know someone better?' Sirius said a bit irritated.
'Yes, I
think, I know with who I wanted to go,' said James mysteriously.
'Who,'
asked Sirius curious.
'Yeah I
like to know, too,' said Remus.
'James,
tell us,' Peter said almost pleading.
'I'm not
going to tell you!' grinned James.
'Ohh, Jamie
Please!!' Sirius pleaded.
'All
right,' James said and whispered something in Sirius ear. Who started laughing.
'No, you
don't! he chuckled.
'Who's it?'
Remus asked curious.
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