Just Too Deliscious
by lilangemon2433

Okay, this is a joke fic. To the tune of Bootyliscious by destiny's Child. Bernie Botts is singing about his Jelly Beans.

Bernie Botts:Harry,
Can you handle this?
Ronald,
Can you handle this?
Hermioné,
Can you handle this?
I don't think
They can handle this
Dumbledore: My jellybeans,
They've've arrived
Lookin' juicy,
Chicken Pot Pie
Real chick,
Real Chicken inside
It's not jam, jelly that's right
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are,
Eeew, it's gravy!
Don't you wanna
Eat with me
Can you handle,
handle Green Pea?

You gotta do much better
If you gone
Eat with me tonight
You gotta like these jellies
If you gone
Eat with me tonight
Read my lips carefully
If you like what you eat
Then head on down to Hogsmeade
So you can buy a bag of beans
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
As long as you don't get booger,
It's always good to have gravy!

Bernie Botts:I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these
'Cause my beans are just too
Deliscious for ya babe

I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these
'Cause my beans are just too
deliscious for ya babe

Ginny, can you handle this?
Malfoy, can you handle this?
Cedric, can you handle this?
I don't think you
Can handle this

Dumbledore:I'm about to eat black bean
Coffee beans goin hard
Potato chips,
Buffalo Thighs
Unicron Hair,
Fishes eyes (bleh)
Cinnamon's hot,
Turkey smells good
Groovin' like
I'm from the hood
I look over my shoulder,
at a Hershey's kiss
Can you handle,
Handle these

Bernie Botts:I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these
'Cause my beans are just too
deliscious for ya babe

I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these
'Cause my beans are just too
Deliscious for ya babe

Dumbledore:Wiggle your bag
up and down
(Whoo)
Don't let those jellies
Touch the ground
(Whoo)
I can't help but
Wonder why
(Whoo)
cause Lemon Drop is good too
But Lemon Drop beans are betta,
Babe

I eat a jelly
At every chance
either whip cream
Or Hot Beef Stew
Slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can
Handle all these jellies
That I have
Now let's cut a rug
While we scat some jazz

(Scatting)

Bernie Botts:I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these jellies
I don't think you
Ready for these
'Cause my beans just too
Deliscious for ya babe