You Thought Your Life Was Odd!
Notes: I do not own or profit from the Oh! My goddess series.
All the original characters are copyright © of their creator, Kosuke Fujishima
I have added some ideas from other fan fictions so if I have added an idea from one of yours and not given you credit I will add you to them.
I have been inspired by 'Oh! My God!' by Brett Handy and Eucep which wrote "Skulds Assistant".
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Background information:
This story takes place after the movie and then a few years more down the road. Urd the oldest is around the age of 28 in human years, Belldandy is 24, Skuld is 19, and Keiichi is the same age as Belldandy.
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It was a typical rainy day outside in Japan, not a lot to do around the temple when the rain is fallen. Skuld sat at her computer slightly depressed, "how can she like him so much?" she said to herself. "I mean he was a mortal and now he has wished for my sister to stay with him forever..... but I don't think he knows how long that is" Slowly closing her eyes she looks into the future and sees Belldandy and Keiichi together and two little kids running around the temple. Then she sees them all living up in heaven. "This is all too much, he cannot have her...... but she wants to be with him..... Why not me......" Skuld cries and then falls asleep at her computer.
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On the other side on the planet....
"You know what's with this world... what do I have to be six foot tall, blond hair and blue eyes to get a date!" I said out loud sitting on the porch watching my brother and his girlfriend walk down to the lake. Well he is the middle child of the three of us, my sister is sixteen and my brother is nineteen and that puts me at twenty-one. Yea that's right I can go the bars and drink my night away but I do not really like to do that, it's just not me. "Well back to my computer to get some work done on that new artificial life project for school" I thought. Walking into my room and throwing on the radio to start work on the code. "I should check my email before I start working" I said to myself quietly. I often talk to myself some say that I am crazy but for me it helps when I
am working on tasks that evolve a lot of thinking. I am also a Vol Firefighter for the town that I live in so I turned up my pager just incase a call would come through.
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Skuld woke up a few hours later from her nap and saw that she had a message from the lord with the flag of urgent next to the subject that read wish assignment. She opened the email and read that she was to give a wish to a mortal that lived in the USA. His name is Matt; here the necessary personal information has been placed in an attachment with this email. "Wow the lord is finally using the computer that we put in his office instead of blowing holes in the roof of the temple" smiled Skuld. Looking through the files that were sent to her she comes across my description and takes considerable interest.
Stats:
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Height: 5'11"
Hair color: Red
Eyes: Brown
Field of study: Computer information systems, Computer Systems analysis, and a minor in Telecommunications and Computer programming.
"This could be a change from the other people wishes that I have had to give since sister granted Keiichi's wish" Skuld smiled to her self and said to her self "and I might get to see what he is working on." Skuld stopped reading and then stuck the attachment under current assignments folder on her computer and then got up and went to the kitchen to grab a glass of water so that she could get going.
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After a few hours of fixing the *bugs* in the artificial life program I decided to give it a run and see what happens.... after I pushed the "run" button in the encoder a screen popped up and showed the progress of what the program was doing. Basically it showed a few dots in black and white start to multiply and keep on doing that with when ever they came in contact with each other. I was a bit thirsty and went down to get a soda. When I came back with a cold soda the screen had become more complex and full of colors in a 3d infinity logo. I sat there watching the screen flow in different colors and then opened the soda and poured it into a glass with ice.
Next thing I know a portal starts to come out of my glass and a very sweet and beautiful girl appears from the portal and then floats to the floor. Skuld shakes her self off due to the carbonation in the soda, and then introduced herself as Skuld Goddess of the Future and debugger of Yaggdrasil; I am here to grant you one wish and one wish only. Well what do you think my reaction to this was??????? A simple ok was all I could muster out of my mouth. Skuld seeing this sat down and waited for me to come back to my senses and after a min or to she walks over me and waves her hand in front of my face and says "hello anyone home?" I blink my eyes a few times and realize that she is in the room.
All I can say is wow, she is about five foot tall, jet black hair, and the most brightest green eyes, her outfit was something out of a dream, white skirt and jacket that is accented in red, and that mallet that she has well I would not put it past her if she has a bit of a temper!. Skuld blushed a bit after I was done and then I remembered that she could read minds to. Fun Fun. "Well now I guess your waiting for me to make a wish huh? Well let's see what my limitations are?" I spoke in a calm voice. Skuld replied in an excited voice, "well to sum it all in a quick explanation you can have almost anything you want short of destroying the world cause we only give wishes to people that are worthy of the wishes" mind you Skuld said this matter-a-factly. "Ok so let's see one wish huh???" I said then started to think about it and then my fire pager went ballistic with a fire call. "Just great perfect timing....
Sorry Skuld I have to go please feel free to use my computer and get something to eat in our kitchen, just tell my mom your a friend and she will cook you up something" I started to throw my coat on and grabbed my keys. I looked over at Skuld and she had her eyes close and seemed to be in deep thought and then came out of it. She looked worried about something and then said "Look for the little girl on the second floor under some blankets now HURRY!!!" I hopped into the truck and threw on my blue light and ripped out of my driveway to the fire hall. I saw that 3 people were and one truck was on its way out and waiting, I hopped out of my truck ran in and two min later boarded the truck that was on its way to the fire.
Once we got there it was like an instinct to throw an air pack on and grab a hose out of the cross bed. I moved over toward the house and then proceeded to spray through the front door and make my way up the stairs following Skulds advice and figured it could not hurt to check and sure enough there was a little girl hiding under the covers, I kept her in the covers and hurried down the stairs and ran out the front door and over to the EMT's and set her down. After that I had a refill on my air bottle and headed back in and helped out putting out the fire with the rest of the guys that were there.
Mind you this took a few hours but felt like min and as soon as the fire was put out I left on the first truck back to the fire house. From there I went back home to see if Skuld was there or not and to my surprise I look over at my computer and notice that she is writing code in my AI program and one heck of a stack of ice cream cups next to it.
"Well I see that you enjoy programming to" I said from behind her and scaring her a bit. After she calmed down she said pretty impressive for a mortal, this program is a scaled down version of the AI that we use for the Ultimate force protocol... of course I added a bit to it so you might want to check over what I wrote so that you don't end up recoding something" I said smiling well at least you kept yourself busy and full of food!. So Skuld tell me about yourself whale I think of a wish"
Skuld went into details about what happens in heaven and her debugging adventures; I understood the mallet that she carried. Then Skuld got into her sisters, I kind of knew the Norms from a history lesson in college so I was on the same page as her, but once she got to Belldandy and Keiichi and his wish I could understand why she was so sad and why she picked on them. Hell having a brother that gets all the girls and your left at home with nothing so yea I knew what she was feeling. After that she started to cry so feeling bad I went over and held her because I felt bad for her so after a while she felt better and we started to talk about my wish.
Looking at her and thinking how lonely she must be I asked her if she had a wish what would it be as long as it did not evolve getting Belldandy and Keiichi separated. Skuld perked up and said that she would like to have a friend like me to help her around since I seemed intelligent enough and she could use a good friend. "Alright Skuld I have made up my mind, I wish to be able to be a close friend and be your assistant forever" I said with a slight hesitance.
Once I said that Skuld raised in the air and started glowing a pinkish color and then a beam of light shot up through my ceiling and into the sky, once she floated down she smiled a bit and said "Well Matt you wish has been granted" Right after she said that her expression changed to a bit of shock as I started to float in the air and glow a green color and then a green diamond appeared on my forehead and 2 green symbols on my cheeks appeared, not to mention that my cloths changed to similar clothing that Skuld was wearing. I was a white lab coat and white khaki's each was accented in a light green. After I was lowered to the floor again I then passed out…
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To be continued…….
****Well so far that's all I got but it will be continued, a lot more to come I am working for like a 12 chapter story maybe longer. Please I would love comments and to here where you would like this story to go and please feel free to blow the story to bits, it will just help me think of things to write about. And please people, publish your own works I love to read what ever.!!!!!
Thanks: AfterDark