A/N ok I don't own Jareth or Jack. I own Liz and I'm borrowing Cat

Messed up Fic Thing

Liz: *reading history book* Bored...out...of..mind!! *throws book across room*

Cat: No need to get violent *looks through Teen People magazine*

Liz: *thinks for moment* *smirks and snaps fingers* *Jareth appears*

Jareth: *blinks* *screams like girl and runs out of room*

Liz and Cat: *stare*

Liz: damn. I thought he was manly!

Cat: guess not.

Liz and Cat: *find Jareth in kitchen talking to his imaginary friend*

Jareth: *holds up electric egg beater* Look Socky! A new hair styling tool! *puts it in his hair and turns it on.* *screams bloody murder as half his hair get ripped out at once*

Cat: *runs in and unplugs egg beater*

Jareth: *curls up and rocks back and forth, sucking his thumb*

Liz: *point at Jareths* LOSER! *laughs*

Jareth: Socky says: You people mean!

Liz: *smack him across the face* grow up!

Cat: Liz we need someone manly. Not like this poor excuse for a creature *points at Jareth*

Liz: yea defiantly. Um..*snaps fingers and Jack Sparrow appears*

Jack: 'ello! I'm a self centered jerk who only thinks about alcohol and sex *walks up to Cat* see! Feel how big it is!

Cat: *smacks him across face*

Cat and Liz: *sigh* we have a really BAD taste in guys..