AN: YAY! I finally GOT ANOTHER COMPUTER! This story my daughter Here Kitty Kitty Kitty collaborated on. She's also into Bleach so we incorporated the Visoreds into this story they have no hollow powers their just regular teenagers that kick ass. If you get through the first six chapters of the building story line and humorous comedy it gets really crazy and deep.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA
Miki: "My gosh I have to think like Shinji and Edward now? Are you trying to drive me crazy?"
Edward: "Oh I feel for you"
Kitty: "Yes and everything in this story we tried"
Miki: "Yes in real life she smacked me in the face with a flip flop"
Shinji: "NO I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER HIYORI!" *Ducks under chair*
Edward: "I think Shinji's scarred for life" *Laughs hysterically till flip flop hits him across the face and he falls on floor*
Miki: "EDWARD! Get your ass back on the chair. If I can take it you can."
Edward: "Imma skin me a pussy" *Stands up holding his head*
Kitty: "That sounds totally wrong Ed you're disgusting!"
Edward: *Throws hands in front of him* "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
Shinji: "You walked right into that one idiot"
Miki: "Alright ENOUGH now you two" *Points to Ed and Shinji then her head* "Back in my head so we can do this"
Ties of Friendship
Edward awoke to the annoying buzzing of the alarm clock. He groaned and rolled over and threw his arm towards the nightstand trying to reach it and knocking everything to the floor he hit the snooze button.
"I'm gonna kill Winry for ever inventing that." Throwing the covers back over his head he rolled over.
"Edward!" Winry pushed the door open, "Come on were going to be late."
"Ahhh, Go away." He told her while shoving a pillow on his head she shut the door as he heard her yell.
"GRANNY ED WON'T GET UP AGAIN GET THE PITCHER OF COLD WATER!"
Why does she always have to do that doesn't she know I was up till three a.m. studying for a criminology exam? He began to doze off again and was just about in REM sleep when his door flew open.
"BROTHER! HAVE YOU SEEN MY NOTEBOOK?" Al yelled frantically looking around. Edward sat up in bed startled by the door flying open.
"NO I HAVENT NOW CAN YOU GET OUT!" He threw a pillow at Al as he shut the door.
"AHHHH, I HATE MORNINGS!" he slammed back down into bed.
Pinako walked to his door and pushed it open, "Ed how late were you up last night?" she said puffing her pipe.
Edward scratched his head, "Till three a.m. Granny."
"And your first class is at what time?" She raised an eyebrow at him.
He sat up, "It's at ten a.m. but I have to go see the colonel this morning." He pushed the covers aside and turned and placed his feet on the floor. Edward hated this whole college thing but Mustang had made a deal with him. If he got an education he would put him in the department of investigations.
After they had defeated father he and Al had lived with Pinako and WInry for two years. Then they had decided to travel to learn more about alchemy. Al had gone East and Edward went West before Edward left he semi proposed to Winry but when he returned a year later they both decided that they wanted to get their lives together before they made that kind of commitment to each other. Al had come back the same year a few months after Edward and they all decided they wanted to go to college. Edward wanted a good job to be able to support Winry and if they had children. So Granny Pinako with the help of Colonel Mustang sold the Rockbell house and moved them to Central and opened her own automail shop where Winry worked also. Edward and Winry were now twenty one and sophomores in college. Al was a year behind them as a freshman at twenty.
No one at college knew about Edward and Winry's arrangement and they didn't think it was anyone's business. They had made an agreement not to date anyone else because they had such a unique relationship since they were younger everyone just thought Edward and Al were WInry's step brothers.
Freshman year Edward had made friends with a crazy, quiet, lanky, blonde guy with a Dutch-boy haircut. He wore golf cleats and he liked pattern ties. His name was Shinji Hirako and he and his band of misfits lived at a halfway house for troubled teens ran by a man named Hachigen Ushudo. He was a very quiet man that thought these children were just misunderstood. Shinji was the only one Edward ever told about him and Winry that was because Shinji asked him if he would care if he asked his sister out. Shinji and all the kids at the halfway house were very skilled martial artists and skilled with swords. Edward had gotten Shinji through chemistry freshman year and Shinji told Edward he owed him big so anything Edward wanted even if it was to make someone disappear all he had to do was ask. Edward thought he was joking so he told him he'd hold him to it till senior year.
Shinji hung out with Hiyori Sarugaki, a feisty, short blond girl with pig tails. She loved to call people dumbasses and idiots but her favorite pass time was kicking Shinji in the face or slapping him with her flip flop. Most girls she didn't like had disappeared and were never seen again. She reminded Edward of himself when he was younger when someone would talk about his height. But he hadn't escaped her occasional flip flop to the face either. More or less if you hung out with Shinji you had to take Hiyori too.
There was Lisa Yadomaru she liked porn and swimsuit magazines. She didn't talk much and with her long dark hair and glasses people thought she was brilliant they'd never suspect that under that image she was a pervert.
But no more a pervert than Mashiro Kuna the green haired girl that couldn't keep her hands off herself. People in class would hear strange noises from the back row and were afraid to turn around to see what part of herself she was groping at that time. Yes they were a strange bunch with dysfunctional problems.
There was also Anneke Kashmir, the Wire alchemist that Edward met in his criminology class. She was a state alchemist working her way through school to get into the same department of investigations Edward was trying for, and he had found out she was his old friend Hienkel's niece. She had long brown hair she wore in ponytails. She and Edward had been partners in class for the first week of school they had to profile each other. They found out a lot about each other and became good friends. Edward called her Niki for short, she had some serious grandma issues, anxiety, and paranoia to go with her fascination with owls.
Edward walked into Mustangs office that morning, "Hey Colonel." he said flopping onto the couch in his office.
"Well Edward I hear you have a criminology profile exam today. So how's that going?" He smirked.
Edward raised an eyebrow at him, "Well let's see you're an overbearing asshole with a God complex and you want the most powerful job in Amestris." Edward looked at Hawkeye and she grinned, "How's that?" Edward tapped his forehead, "Oh wait everyone already knows that."
Hawkeye looked at Mustang, "You walked right into that one sir."
"Yes I suppose I did." Mustang frowned.
Edward smiled, "I have more."
"No..No that's quite enough." Mustang walked around his desk, "You know you have to ace this exam Edward?"
"Don't worry I got it." Edward stood up, "Is that all? Can I go now? I have to get Al and Winry to school then I'm going to catch some winks before class."
"That's it I'll see you after school when you come to work." Mustang waved him off and Edward hated when he did that it was like being waved off by fuck off. He had been working for Mustang since he got back. He filed, did reports, got Mustang lunch when he didn't piss Edward off enough to spit in it. Sometimes Mustang sent him out for the occasional ass kicking on someone.
Edward walked out the door and started down the hall, "HEY EDWARD!" He turned around to see Niki running towards him, "Can I get a ride to school?"
"Yeah come on." he said wishing this day would be over soon.
When they got to the car she jumped in the backseat with Al. As Edward drove down the road he looked over at Winry and she smiled at him. He couldn't believe she had actually accepted the shabby proposal he gave her that day at the train station. They hadn't even shared a real kiss but their bond to each other was different from most people. She knew he loved her and he knew the same and that was all that mattered. Winry knew her and Edward were made for each other since she was a girl and she knew someday she would marry him even if he was unconscious when it happened.
They got to the school and he parked the car as everyone got out he put his hand on Winry's shoulder, "Can you come get me about 9:45? I'm going to try to catch some sleep here."
She touched his hand softly, "Sure" she smiled. They shared the most precious moments with just a look or a touch. She wondered if she would ever feel his lips on hers because he wasn't one to really show his emotions and she had always understood that.
He laid across the seat and dozed off only to be awoken in a couple of hours by her pounding frantically on the window. She was very nervous and she had a terrified look in her eyes. That's when he saw the four guys standing at the edge of the parking lot staring at his car pointing and making rude comments.
"HEY BABY SHOW US THE MERCHANDISE YOU GOT UNDER THAT SKIRT!" as they did cat calls at her.
He opened the door and she got in and Edward felt his blood began to boil at the sight of her being unsettled, "What the hell did they do Winry?" he asked through gritted teeth wanting to get out and kick the shit out of them as he glared at them.
One guy hit the other ones shoulder and they turned around and walked towards the school. Shinji walked up and knocked on Edward's window and Edward rolled it down.
"Hey Ed are you going to class?" he smiled then noticed Edwards demeanor and he knew something wasn't right.
"Yeah." he looked at Shinji, "What do you know about those guys?" he pointed to them.
Shinji shrugged his shoulders, "I know they're real assholes. They got accused of raping some girl last semester and got off."
Edward fist tightened he didn't like this one bit he was worried that now they had set their sights on Winry, "Hey Shinji where's Hiyori?"
"DOWN HERE DUMBASS!" she yelled as she smacked him with her flip flop.
"SHIT HIYORI!" Edward yelled holding his face and instead of sending the whole conversation into a screaming match he calmed himself because right now he needed her help, "Can you do me a favor?" he asked still rubbing his cheek.
She got a curious look, "I don't know it depends." She smiled with a gleam in her eyes, "Do I get to kick someone's ass?"
He knew she was the one for the job, "Possibly." he smiled, "Can you walk Winry to her classes on the other side of campus?" He pointed to the guys, "And if those guys bug her then you can kick their asses."
She put her hands on her hips, "I'm no babysitter."
"Pleeease! I'll pay you." Edward smiled a big smile at her.
"Edward I don't need a body guard." Winry protested.
He gave her a stern look, "Listen Winry I'm not taking any chances especially if they were accused of rape."
Hiyori's eyes widened, "RAPE?" she turned her head, "Those bastards." She looked at Winry knowing she couldn't fight off four guys, "Alright I'll do it."
"Thanks." Edward told her then turned to Winry, "When you're done with those classes I'll walk you to your other ones."
Winry felt like such an idiot having to be walked to her classes but then she didn't want those guys touching her again. She hadn't told Edward that they had cornered her before the parking lot and surrounded her and one of them had grabbed her ass. She knew Edward would kill them all and right now he had three major exams coming up he had to concentrate on.
Winry got finished with her classes and Hiyori walked her back to the other side of campus. She looked at the small girl who walked like a truck driver, "Thanks Hiyori I haven't told Edward yet that one of those guys grabbed my ass today."
"WHAT! You need to tell him." Hiyori told her as she turned and glared over her shoulder at the four guys following them.
"NO! Because he can't afford to think about things like that right now." Winry smiled as Edward walked out of his class and walked up to them.
"How much Hiyori?" Edward asked digging into his pocket.
Hiyori remembered what Winry had just told her and got frustrated, "Today's on the house" then she turned and stomped off. Edward wondered what was up with her.
He and Winry walked to the parking lot where Al and Niki met them. Edward looked at NIki, "I suppose you need a ride to work?"
She grinned and shrugged her shoulders, "If you don't mind?" she said throwing her backpack in the back seat.
"No….Get in" Edward said trying to find his keys, "I have to drop these two off at home first." He got in and started the car as they drove off Winry saw those four guys and they made a lude gesture at her. She looked over to see if Edward saw it and thank God he didn't. She wondered what she was going to do. She couldn't go through school with a body guard all the time.