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characters in that may appear in this fic... but if I did.. dun dun dun!
When Anime Characters Attack! Chapter One: Yusuke
Me: Hey! This will be my story of attacks and the after shock of each one.. don't ask me and my brother have twisted minds.. Brother: Hello!
Innocent Bystander: (Looks at me holding a camcorder) Uh. Whats that for? Me: Umm.. Nothing.. IB: Can I see? Me: No! Mine! (looks around.. looks at watch..) Erg. He's supposed to be attacking.. Brother: Wait... Hiei: Humans are so impatient. Me: Hiei! When did you get here?O_O Hiei: Uh. (sees strange evil look in my eye.) I'm not here. It's all a dream! (runs off.) Me: I'll have him later... ~Two hours later~ Me: (looks at cards) Go fish.. ~Three hours later~ Brother: 1,000,000,000,001 Me: How many licks does it take? O_O;;; ~Eight hours later~ Me: -.-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ~Ten minutes later~ Yusuke: Heh. I knew she would fall asleep sooner or later.. Brother: (jumps out from randomly but conveniently placed manhole) Ha! Got you! Ahahahaha! Yusuke: Nooooo!!!!!! Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Brother: Wake up!!!!!!! Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Brother: Ugh. (Ties up Yusuke with the help of Hiei.) Hiei: *snicker, snicker* Brother: Hiei I think she's dead I think you should give her CPR!!!!!! Me: Z.... *gasp* HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumpes up and huggles Hiei) I've finally caught you! O_O Yusuke? YOUR LATE YOU JERK!!!!!!!! Grr. And now the supposedly innocent bystander is gone! (smacks forehead) Ok. Well I guess the people who actually read this crap have to wait. Yusuke: Ha! I win the bet Hiei! She didn't kill me for being late pay up! Me: Ha! You both lost! I won't kill him but I will scar you for life with baby Yusuke pictures!^_^ Yusuke: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!Me: Then pay up Sucka! $_$ Yusuke: Erg. Hiei: Hn! ^_^ ************************************************************************Me: Well that was pointless I know, I guess it will have to do for now. Well Readers do us all a favor and give us suggestions for VICTIMS!!!!!!! Yusuke: I guess I'm gonna be stuck doing the real first chapter... Me: Yes! Unless we get suggestions for some one else.. but your turn will inevitably come! Mwahahahaha! Brother: Read and Review.
When Anime Characters Attack! Chapter One: Yusuke
Me: Hey! This will be my story of attacks and the after shock of each one.. don't ask me and my brother have twisted minds.. Brother: Hello!
Innocent Bystander: (Looks at me holding a camcorder) Uh. Whats that for? Me: Umm.. Nothing.. IB: Can I see? Me: No! Mine! (looks around.. looks at watch..) Erg. He's supposed to be attacking.. Brother: Wait... Hiei: Humans are so impatient. Me: Hiei! When did you get here?O_O Hiei: Uh. (sees strange evil look in my eye.) I'm not here. It's all a dream! (runs off.) Me: I'll have him later... ~Two hours later~ Me: (looks at cards) Go fish.. ~Three hours later~ Brother: 1,000,000,000,001 Me: How many licks does it take? O_O;;; ~Eight hours later~ Me: -.-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ~Ten minutes later~ Yusuke: Heh. I knew she would fall asleep sooner or later.. Brother: (jumps out from randomly but conveniently placed manhole) Ha! Got you! Ahahahaha! Yusuke: Nooooo!!!!!! Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Brother: Wake up!!!!!!! Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Brother: Ugh. (Ties up Yusuke with the help of Hiei.) Hiei: *snicker, snicker* Brother: Hiei I think she's dead I think you should give her CPR!!!!!! Me: Z.... *gasp* HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumpes up and huggles Hiei) I've finally caught you! O_O Yusuke? YOUR LATE YOU JERK!!!!!!!! Grr. And now the supposedly innocent bystander is gone! (smacks forehead) Ok. Well I guess the people who actually read this crap have to wait. Yusuke: Ha! I win the bet Hiei! She didn't kill me for being late pay up! Me: Ha! You both lost! I won't kill him but I will scar you for life with baby Yusuke pictures!^_^ Yusuke: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!Me: Then pay up Sucka! $_$ Yusuke: Erg. Hiei: Hn! ^_^ ************************************************************************Me: Well that was pointless I know, I guess it will have to do for now. Well Readers do us all a favor and give us suggestions for VICTIMS!!!!!!! Yusuke: I guess I'm gonna be stuck doing the real first chapter... Me: Yes! Unless we get suggestions for some one else.. but your turn will inevitably come! Mwahahahaha! Brother: Read and Review.