Part 1. There may be a part 2 if you wait long enough!
Harry and all the gang were sitting in the Hufflepuff common room. Suddenly there was a loud Roarrrrr!
"A dragon! "Said Neville and he jumped out the window 4 storeys high.
"Neville!" Shouted Hermoine.
I'm okay! I bounce! I think-" But there was no more time for Neville to say anything. He had been eaten by Charlie the dragon tamer.
"Charlie? Said Ron, what the bloody hell are you doing here??"
Charlie swished his brown hair and bared his bloody teeth. Hermione helpfully pointed out
"Charlie you have Nevilles penis stuck in your teeth!"
Charlie said " Oh thanks, Hermione!" Charlie sucked on his teeth and out came the penis. "Yum that was my favourite part!"
Kind of short but there is a tasty cliffhanger for you, right there.
