Cell Just Got Run Over By A Reindeer
A Song Parody by Fatesmon
Cell just got run over by a reindeer
While fighting Gohan in an all-out melee
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for the Z Warriors, they believe
He was screwing around with the Earth's elite
Came back from Kai's, just had a blast
Scared them shitless and deep-sixed poor Trunks
And was ready to take names and kick ass
Gohan wasn't all that battle ready
But was willing to give his all
Then Santa just swooped down and smushed Cell flat
And the mighty android did fall
Cell just got run over by a reindeer
The fighters can't make sense of what they've seen
It's hard to swallow something like good ol' Santa
But if you saw that corpse, you'd believe
The Z Warriors are all simply speechless
Complaining like has-beens for what it's worth
They've all been upstaged as the Earth's Mightiest
Hope they notice that Trunks' still in the dirt
Akira Toriyama's in such a bind
His storyline has been attacked
Everything's topsy-turvy now in his anime
Enough to make his shout, "AW CRAP!"
AW CRAP!
Cell just got run over by a reindeer
At first it was all too odd for me
You can say that Santa's just some BS,
But after hearing all that, I believe
Mr. Satan's got no scam to make him rich,
And the hero Goku is long gone,
But what seems the most sad amongst the tragedies
Kai's got no planet to stand on
Now Santa's been proclaimed as World Champion
Surprisingly does well in fighting too
I hope he can save the day again when we need it
Cuz' Babibi will be coming soon
Cell just got run over by a reindeer
The people praise the new champion in glee
You can have your doubts about Saint Nick,
But I'm afraid the rest of the world now believes