A/N: Here's a little something to hold you guys over while I work on the fifth episode of "Pick Your Poison!". This parody is based off the original Indigo League Pokémon theme song; the short version, not the extended version that lasts over three minutes. In case you were wondering, I got the lyric format from the Pokémon Wiki. As for why I wrote this fic, from the moment I first saw Phoenix and Trucy's dialogue, I couldn't help but think that Trucy sees Phoenix as a level 87 daddy. The tittle picture is different from my normal one because I could not get the image of Phoenix as a Pikachu out of my head.
Disclaimer: The Ace Attorney franchise is property of Capcom. I, the writer of this fanfic, do not own the characters or am associated with the company in any way, shape, or form in the production of this non-canonical, non-profit fanfic. Pokémon is property of Game Freak and Nintendo; companies that I have no affiliation with.
I want to be the very bestest, like no one ever was.
To trap them is my real test, to raise them's my true cause…
I will travel throughout LA, searching far and near,
Teach Daddymon to comprehend, the power to endear.
Daddymon… haveta trap'em all!
It's you and me…
I need noodles that you'll feed me.
Daddymon… Oh.. you're my best chum,
In a world where you're a bum.
Daddymon… haveta trap'em all!
A wallet so true-My magic will get us through!
You feed me and I'll pay for you!
Daddymon!
Haveta Trap'em All!
Haveta Trap'em All!
Da-dy-mon!