Oh, there's chatty clerks
Yackin mallrats too
So much talking around you
But you just keep quiet and puff that smoke of yours
You've been a comic book hero
A Felix the Cat hat-wearing zero
You've even helped us win some holy wars
Cheer up, Silent Bob
Your best friend Jay's a slob
And a small time drug dealer
In front of the Quick Stop
Cheer up, Silent Bob
Your best friend's such a slob
And he's a small time drug dealer
In front of the Quick Stop
Oh life is nice
In many ways
You always seem to save the day
The Golgothan's not as bad as he seems
Keep your Jedi mind intact
I know that some day you'll strike back
So keep on chasing Amy and your dreams
Cheer up, Silent Bob
Your best friend Jay's a slob
And a small time drug dealer
In front of the Quick Stop
Cheer up, Silent Bob
Your best friend's such a slob
And he's a small time drug dealer
In front of the Quick Stop