Kenshin shall return!!!

Serge: "So, we've called you all here to replace the cast of Rorouni Kenshin."

Frell: "Correct. Some of you may not survive this experience, and that's fine with us."

Serge: "We've gotten the best of the best here.and it wasn't cheap, so we want you to be better then the originals!!"

Kenny: "mmmmmff!! Mmmmmmf mfff!!"

Serge: "speak up!"

Kenny: "MMMF MFFF!!"

Frell: "He wants to know when the first episode's gonna air."

Serge: "Oh.I knew that. Yeah. We aren't sure, as soon as we can get Adult Swim to replace Inuyasha with our program."

Frell: "NOT INUYASHA!!" she grabs Serge by the collar "I NEEED SESSHOMARU!!"

Sesshomaru: "I'm here."

Frell: she hugs Sesshomaru "I WUV YOU!!"

Sesshomaru: "And I wish I was elsewhere."

Serge: "Now we shall cast you into your roles."

Frell: she still is firmly attached to Sesshomaru's arm. "Right.Kenny, you'll be Kenshin."

Kenny: "Mmmmmf?"

Frell: "Yep.Jaken's gonna be Kaoru"

Kenny: "Mmmmmf!!"

Frell: "Yes, he is quite pretty isn't he? And he's your height!!"

Kenny: "Mmmf-mm!"

Sesshomaru: "I shall miss you Jaken."

Jaken: He has a very large black wig on his bumpy head "Lord Sesshomaru, I feel pretty."

Sesshomaru: Looks at him sadly "You can't love Kenny.what about all those nights of passion?"

Jaken: "I am sorry, Lord Sesshomaru, but Kenny makes me hot."

Sesshomaru: His eyes narrow. "Bad Kaoru, no cookie."

Jaken: "."

Frell: She refuses to hear these rather disturbing comments as she continues casting the characters standing before her. "Ryo-Ohki?"

Ryo-Ohki: "Mreow?"

Serge: "You shall be Sano."

Ryo-Ohki: "Mreow!!"

Kenny: "Mff-mff!"

Ryo-Ohki: "Mreow?"

Kenny: "Mmmf?"

Ryo-Ohki: "Mreow!"

Kenny: "Mmmf!"

Frell: "Now.our beloved Saito will be, Tigger!"

Tigger: "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!!"

Serge: "He's not really an anime character..."

Frell: "Yeah, but it didn't cost much to hire him."

Serge: "True, but he's always looking for pooh."

Frell: "Yeah." hugs Sesshomaru a little tighter, but he seems preoccupied with Jaken making obscure kissy faces at Kenny.

Serge: "Hmm.well, Lord Aoshi shall be played by the one and only, Borus!"

Frell: "My stuffed Zebra?"

Serge: "Yeah! He seems the warrior type, don't you think?"

Frell: ".I.guess he does. Wow! I just realized that!"

Sesshomaru: "Why Jaken.why."

Frell: She pinches Sesshomaru's ear a bit hard. "Now now sweetie.no looking at deformed creatures of Hell."

Sesshomaru: he winces before sighing helplessly "Yes Ma'am."

Serge: "Now, Kuwabara, you shall be playing the part of Shishio."

Kuwabara: He wears that usual look of stupidity as he proudly raises his fist in the air. "YEAH!! I'm a villain, man!! Heheh!! Kenny yer gonna die, HAHA!!"

Kenny: he growls angrily through his coat "Wrrrrr.mfff!! MFF!"

Frell: she tosses the Tensaiga at Kuwabara. "NO THREATENING THE LITTLE DUDE!"

Kuwabara: dodges the sword narrowly, bowing in a nervous fashion "Yes ma'am."

Sesshomaru: he gets a large anime sweat-drop.

Serge: "Now, Hiei.you have the best part of all."

Hiei: "Speak, mortal."

Serge: "You will play the part of Shijiro."

Hiei: "Wonderful.now as we promised."

Serge: "Yes, Kurama shall be playing that, funky lady with the green lipstick."

Kuwabara: "DUDE!! So like, I have to kiss Kurama!? EWWW!! THAT'S TOTALLY GROSS, MAN!"

Hiei: "Yes.yes you will.if I catch you putting any tongue in.you shall perish."

Kuwabara: "Heh.I'm gonna kiss Hiei's boyfriend.heheheh."

Hiei: "."

Serge: "That's not until much later in the program, for now we need to finish casting."

Kurama: "Correct, eh.does this dress.make me look fat, dear Hiei?"

Hiei: he blushes a thickly, holding out a tube of green lipstick. "You look great."

Kurama: takes it carefully, smiling weakly. "Thank you, dear."

Hiei: mumbles to himself: "I said not to call me that in public.it's embarrassing."

Serge: "Can you continue this conversation another time, you two? Personally, I'm a major homophobe.so."

Hiei: "Oh, homophobic are we?" he removes a long, glittering sword from his side, raising it. "We should make it easier for you."

Kurama: "Go get 'em baby!!"

Hiei: He blushes again, lowering the sword and rubbing his arm. "K- Kurama.please."

Frell: has cast many different parts in the meantime. "Right! So are we all set?"

Random characters: "Yes ma'am."

Frell: "GOODY!! We start shooting tommora' at 3 AM, so be there early!"

Serge: receiving Sesshomaru's rage. "I.I didn't mean it like that!!" backs away carefully. " L-Lot's of men wear eye shadow!!"

Frell: She begins dragging Sesshomaru away. "C'mon.Sessy, you're gonna help do make-up tommora'."

Sesshomaru: "Fine. But keep your insulting friend far from me."

Frell: "Alrighty!"

Hiei: "Fine.I love you. Can we go home now?"

Kurama: "Say it louder, sweetie!"

Hiei: "I LOVE YOU!! There!! Now can we leave?"

Kurama: "Louder!"