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It's been a long time since I've made any fanfiction in about two and a half years, and today I plan to change that! This story I'm about to tell…many of you already know, however it won't be told the same way that it was in my previous story, oh no, this reboot will have just a little more detail.

Many of you know me as djlsnegima, but that name has long since been dead. I have been reborn as DJ Returns, and I'm returning with a revised and rewritten story about the orange-haired lad you thought you all knew.

Ladies and Gentlemen…I give you…Samurai Rock…

The orange haired geek was on his knees as he saw the one who killed his beloved angel, disappear over the horizon with what was left of his most despicable enemy. He looked down at the trail of pieces of his lost love that was left behind before the Afro-American preacher tapped him on the shoulder. Garterbelt could only imagine what Brief was feeling right now, however he knew now wasn't the time for crying over something that was out of your own control. "Get up boy," he said in a stern voice. "You n' Chuck have a mission to get on."

Brief did as he was told however he didn't look directly at Garterbelt when doing so. "How?" he asked in a tone that was mixed with anger and sadness. "How…could she do this…?"

The preacher didn't have a clear answer to the boy's question, but he knew that if he didn't go on this mission to collect the pieces of the blonde haired angel that he fell truly in love for, he'd never know. "Look, I didn't see it coming either," Garter stated, "but that's behind us now. Right now you and those two demons hiding behind the corner over there are our only hope in solving this mess."

As if right on cue, the Demon Sisters jumped out from where they were hiding along with Fastener, and appeared before Garterbelt and Brief. "We saw the whole thing from back here," stated Kneesocks before having an angry expression on her face. "But now he's gone too far this time!"

"That backstabbing nimrod of a troglodyte!" added Scanty in fury. "We do everything for him and he breaks the number one ruuruule that we as demons live by?! That rotten piece of-"

"Hold your words sister," said Kneesocks as she placed her hand on her shoulder. "Corset has betrayed us and left us for that glutton goth of an angel, but if we go after him blindly without a decent plan of attack, our vendetta will surely fail."

Garter looked at the Demon Sisters before looking back at Brief. "Hmph. Looks like the three of you will have to join forces with one another if you plan on taking Corset down for good this time. However that won't be so easy with Stocking around, cuz' compared to Panty, she's much more skilled and cunning…"

"Well do you have a better plan of handling this situation?" asked Scanty a tad annoyed.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?" shrugged the afro preacher. "You three are on your own with this mess. I've got more important things to take care of." And with that he disappeared back into the church while hiding a dark smirk on his face.

"He really creeps me out sometimes…" thought Brief.

A few hours went by as he found himself in the limo of the Demon Sisters fully dressed in his usual nerdy green jumpsuit and proton pack, while twiddling his thumbs and still trying to process what happened. "It just happened so fast," he thought, "one minute we're all celebrating the fact that we saved Daten City and defeated Corset, the next thing I know, I see the love of my life being diced to bits right before my eyes." It was hard to accept the fact that Stocking was a demon, but even harder to accept the fact that in order to save Panty he has to put "himself" in danger of unlocking Hell's Gate once again. He thought back to that night when he and Panty escaped his father's dinner engagement; after announcing that he was going to marry her, to finally have a shot at being her 1,000th time.

Of course after that it led up to the event of him being tied down against his will, at the hands of that mentally unstable bondage-loving demon. Even after going through all that and getting the chance to nail Panty a mile high, things just didn't add up.

"You seem flustered," said the younger demon who was sitting across from him. Brief looked up at Kneesocks and shook his head. "None of this makes any sense to me," he stated while trying to hold back any tears. "Do you know what it's like to finally get what you wanted? To finally attain what your heart has been searching for? Only to have it stripped from you right in the middle of your happiness in obtaining it?"

Kneesocks pondered about this for a while before nodding at Brief's question. "You desire that angel, we get it. However when someone loses something he truly cares for, they must fight in every ounce of their power to regain what they have lost."

Brief felt some sort of enlightenment when Kneesocks told him that, however a part of him didn't feel as confident as he ought to be. "Brief, your desire to save Panty will be the key weapon that will increase your confidence and strengthen your courage. However Oten City is twice as dangerous as Daten City, and if you plan to survive, we're going to help you find a special weapon that will help you battle ghosts."

"A weapon? What kind of weapon?" he asked.

Scanty broke her silence as she looked at the orange haired geek. "It's a special demon weapon known as Oni's Vest. It belonged to a powerful demon samurai named Oni over a thousand years ago. That vest gives its user powers beyond that of High Class Demon Commanders like us. In other words; their senses are heightened, their physical reflexes are improved, their strength tripled, their mental capabilities sharpened, and finally they gain two black and gold daito katanas that are strapped on the users back in an 'X' fashion, while firmly tucked inside their black and gold sheaths."

"Damn, sounds like something Deadpool would wear," thought the lad.

"Sounds amazing, correct? However no human or demon for that matter has seen the vest in over 50 years. But that's only because we've hidden it deep within the confines of an abandoned church in Oten City," Kneesocks stated.

"W-Wait a second, if you guys already have it then why would you hide it?" asked Brief. Scanty gave him a look that said 'That's probably the dumbest question I've ever heard'. "Because that vest is the most powerful demonic weapon ever made! We had to keep that vest a secret from other demons; especially Corset. If he ever found out that we possess the most powerful weapon in all of Hell, he'd do everything in his power to get it!"

"That's why we can never let him know that we have this vest. Quiet as kept...we were really planning on using this weapon to kill those tawdry angels once and for all," added Kneesocks while hiding a smirk.

"Normally we wouldn't dare let a human such as yourself anywhere near such a weapon of great power. But as the old saying goes 'desperate times calls for desperate measures'," Scanty grumbled while biting the nail of her thumb. Brief pondered a bit at the fact that the Demon Sisters actually have a weapon that might help him battle against Corset's forces, and possibly Stocking.

"If that vest is the only chance I have to save Panty, then let's go get it!" stated the geek with a small hint of confidence in his voice. Both demons looked at Brief and saw how determined he was in saving the blonde angel they both hate so much, however they also knew that they had a common enemy in Corset. "Very well," said Scanty as she tapped on the driver's seat window. Fastener rolled it down as he was the one driving the limo…

"How far are we from Oten City?" she asked. The pink creature pointed ahead as they passed a big green sign that said "Welcome to Oten City".

"Ah, it appears that we're here," said Kneesocks as Brief looked through the driver's seat window as well. Indeed they have arrived into Oten City; as the sky was a red-orange color that was accompanied by a crackle of lightning, and some gusts of wind as if to say 'Turn back…you're not welcome here!'. Fastener drove slowly towards a road leading up a hill where the old abandoned that Kneesocks was talking about, stood.

G-String arrived at the front doors of the old church as Fastener hopped out and opened the side door of the limo. Scanty came out first followed by her younger demon sibling, and then bringing up the rear was Brief. As Fastener closed the door and ditched his limo driver outfit both demons and geek boy looked at the surroundings of the new city that they were now in. "So this must be the church you guys were talking about, huh…?" said the lad.

"Indeed," Scanty replied.

"This is where we've hidden the vest that you'll need in order to fight Corset and that angel. This place will also serve as our current HQ as of now…" stated Kneesocks.

The Demon Sisters opened the doors of the church as Brief was the first to walk inside. "Wow…this place almost reminds me of the church back in Daten City," he said as faint memories of him and the angels popped into his head causing a small tear to roll down his cheek. Fastener was bringing the belongings of the Demon Sisters inside the church. (How he's able to lift so much weight is beyond us.) "Sister, will you happily accompany me in finding the samurai vest?" asked Kneesocks in an elegant tone that her older sister loved so much. She smiled as she looked lovingly into her eyes…

"I would be happy to," Scanty replied in a giggle. As weird as Brief found their affectionate relationship to be, he kind of wished that he and Panty would have that kind of relationship. However she would always call him names, use him as a human shield, and screw different guys right in front of him without even a second glance. Despite all of this he still loved her, and he knew just how genuine her love for him was during that night in that old shack. Oh how he loved being inside her while she quietly hushed his name in his ear; as if to say that no matter who she's been with, she was thinking of him. Even if that love only lasted for a night he knew how Panty felt about him; but just had a hard time of truly showing it.

"I-I guess I'll just wait up here until you guys return!" he said as the Demon Sisters agreed with that decision. Kneesocks told Fastener to look after Brief while they went down into the church's basement to look for the samurai vest. The geeky lad sat in one of the seats of the sanctuary as he looked up at the ceiling before closing his eyes…

When he awoke he found himself on green and luscious grass as he looked up at the blue skies that lie before him. He also heard the laughter of a girl swinging on the swings as Brief saw the love of his life. "She looks so beautiful on the swings…" he thought as she looked in his direction. "C'mon Brief, swing me!" said Panty in a loving and angelic voice.

It didn't take long for the orange haired lad to come running to his blonde angel, as he grasped the sides of the ropes while smiling at her. "My Panty," he sighed. "I'm so happy you see me as more than just a nerd, you see me as your one true love."

"Brief," she replied, "You've always been the wind beneath my wings. I know I haven't always been nice to you, but even through all that you still have a deep and burning love for me…"

"Of course I do Panty. I've always been in love with you," smiled Brief. The two of them looked into each others eyes as they began to embrace each other in a passionate kiss. However Brief started to back away as the kiss tasted a bit…bitter. Then he looked into Panty's eyes as her head slumped forward with her eyes rolling into the back of her head, and blood dripping from her mouth. Brief then had a horrified look on his face as he looked at the blonde's chest and found a blue and white stripped sword had gone through it.

"NOOOOOO!" screamed Brief as an evil cackle was heard as the sky turned black and red like a ghost. Standing behind Panty was Corset and Stocking; as the younger Anarchy's sword was firmly lodged into her older sister's chest. "Eyahahahaha! Once again you've lost the very thing you were trying to save! And the worst part is, you were too weak to save her!" laughed Corset.

Stocking pulled Stripe I out of her chest as Panty's body slumped into the arms of Brief. Blood was running down his white tuxedo as a mix of horror and sadness was etched across his face…which then turned to anger.

"I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!" he growled. "BOTH OF YOUR ASSES ARE DEAAAAAD!"

Brief woke up screaming at the top of his lungs just as the Demon Sisters burst through the basement door with their weapons in hand. Scanty had her black/gold revolvers pointed at Brief while Kneesocks had her scythes pointed in the same direction. "Who wants some?!" they both said in unison as they lowered their weapons to find no threat being posed.

Instead they just found Brief on the floor panting heavily…

"False alarm sister, it's just our wet-behind-the-ears friend having a bad dream," groaned Scanty as she and Kneesocks put away their weapons.

"Panty…" he muttered faintly as his body was shaking a little. Scanty face-palmed at the fact that Brief was still hung up over the same angel that ruined her face. "That wretched skank is the whole reason we're in this rotten mess in the first place," she thought. "Once she's revived I plan on killing her myself after we deal with Corset and that other angel!"

An hour had passed as the trio stood in the center isle of the church. Kneesocks was clutching onto the samurai vest that she and her sister were talking about. It was the same color as her weapons with the Demon Sister's insignia placed on the upper back of the vest. She then handed Brief the vest as he looked at it for a moment. "So d-do you want me to put the vest on?" he asked as if he was unsure about the decision.

"Yes. We need to see how the samurai vest will react to you. With you being the blood kin of Hell's Monkey it should surely respond well to your power," stated Kneesocks.

"If you say so," replied Brief. He started to take off his green jumpsuit leaving nothing but him in his briefs as he tried the vest on. It spooked him only for a second as the vest latched onto his body like a second skin, however it soon felt amazingly comfortable. Afterwards a red and dense aura cloaked the orange haired geek as he dropped to one knee and noticed a pair of black/gold daito katanas (in their sheaths) appeared, and strapped themselves onto the back of the vest in an X-pattern fashion just like the Demon Sisters said they would. Black/gold gauntlets appeared on his arms as Brief's orange bangs suddenly became one straight bang; revealing his jade green eyes. The lad's body began toning up as he gained muscle definition in his arms and abs on his stomach, as a pair of black/gold leather pants and black/gold combat boots appeared on his person.

Both Scanty and Kneesocks looked at him with a look that said 'do me now!', as the red aura began to fade and Brief began to stand up on his feet. He looked at his hands and noticed the gauntlets before the youngest demon sister took out a small hand mirror and gave it to him. "Whoa!" he shouted as he used the mirror to scan the rest of his body. "W-What in the world happened to me? I'm…I'm hot as hell!"

"You sure are…" whispered Scanty though not audible enough to hear. The samurai vest actually looked good on him as Kneesocks circled around and observed him for a bit. "How do you feel?" she asked.

"Not sure," Brief replied.

"Dear sister this is quite amazing. I never would have guessed Oni's Vest would react so well to him. Perhaps it has something to do with Hell's Monkey, wouldn't you agree?" asked Scanty while secretly ogling over Brief's 'new' body.

"I would agree with that statement my sister, however I wouldn't jump the gun just yet," stated Kneesocks.

"What do you mean by that?" Brief asked.

"In order to see just how well the samurai vest will react to you being in combat, me and my sister will fight you with everything we've got!" declared the younger demon.

"Wait—WHAT?!" stammered the geek boy.

"My dear Kneesocks is right dear boy. Unless you master how to use those swords on your back to their fullest potential, you won't stand a devil of a chance out there against Corset or that glutton of an angel," smirked Scanty.

"That is why both of us are going to train you on how to use the most powerful in all of demon history, against your enemies," said Kneesocks.

"If you're not prepared to try and kill us…" said Scanty.

"Then you'll surely die," finished Kneesocks.

It didn't take long for the Demon Sisters to chant their incantation as their theme song was cued on point. They soon stripped off their respective garments and transformed into their demon forms as they looked at Brief with smirks on their faces. "Since we can't risk losing our home base headquarters, we'll be taking the fight outside," stated Kneesocks as she swung her scythes downward causing the gust of wind to blow Brief right out of the front doors of the church. He somehow did a backflip and landed on his feet as he was trying to figure out how he just did that. Before long the Demon Sisters stood before him with their weapons ready as the orange haired lad had no choice but to fight them…

"Okay…" he said as he reached for the hilts of his katanas. "Here we go…"

CHAPTER I – HARD ROCK LIFE

End!

That will do it for the first chapter! I know many of you are wondering what kind of parings will be going on in this story, well so far I will say this; Scanty is starting to give Brief some looks. More will be revealed about those details in the coming chapters, until then…stay tuned! :)