December 24, 2001

Dear Diary,

I, for the first time, am writing in my awesome diary. It's purple and red, with hot pink and orange fuzz! My friends; Winky, Potsy, Sploosh, Porkchop, Undie, Angel and I are making the awesomest club since the D.A. We thought this over for months, and we called it the D. S. S. The Dobby Sock Society.

I, the president, must go forth in my duties and buy many pairs of socks. In fact I'm in the store right now! I am debating with myself at the moment. Should I get the Quidditch ones, or the ones that have pictures of Harry that keep changing? Hmmmm. I'll get the Harry ones. No the Quidditch ones. WAIT. Even better, I'LL GET THEM BOTH!!!!

I really enjoy our club meetings. We've only had two, and the second meeting was really just me and Winky staring at Harry Potter sleeping at night, but still. I can tell that the club will be a big success! As long as our members continue to do their jobs and come to meetings. Well, I've got to go. I have to buy the socks for our next meeting. Until then, see you later!

Love

Dobby

The Sockaholic