I do not own LOZ or Full metal Alchemist if I did Huges and Impa would still be alive
Chapter 1: Normal Day (or not)
Link sat on a stump while playing his ocarina in peace. You see he had just saved Zelda AGAIN, this time from a weirdo from the deepest pit of hell who called himself Ghirahim. Now all he wanted to do is play in peace until Nintendo sent another letter telling him he has to save Zelda once more. But this little bit peace that he had for once was soon interrupted, but not by Nintendo but by a certain little pest he should have squashed a LONG time ago. "HEY LISTEN!" yelled Navi. Link sighed. He always wondered why the Great Deku Tree chose this abomination of a fairy to look after him.
"What is it now O' annoying one?" Link said. It is noted that Link does speak but due to reasons Nintendo never used it. "HEY you know Link now that Demise is defeated we could go on our own adventure for once" Navi continued, "Have you heard the rumors in town?" "What rumors?" asked Link. He had never been much of a gossip but he did keep up with the local rumors. "LISTEN to this then, apparently there is a portal in Snow Peak ruins that head to other worlds. But you have to WATCH OUT because it's very hard to return."
"A vacation where nobody knows who I am? Sounds nice and you know Navi you don't have to yell hey listen all the time." "I know but it's like the hiccups I can't LISTEN help it." Link sighed this was going to be a LONG trip with that annoying fairy of his.
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"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep-" Navi was interrupted by an angry Link. "Navi I swear to Goddesses almighty that if you say that stupid annoying song one more time I will personally RIP OFF YOUR WINGS AND FEED THEM TO YOU!" he yelled.
"Fine then Link have it your way" she said as she snapped "You could've just asked." Link face palmed. Suddenly they saw Links 'favorite' Yeti, Yeto. 'Goddess no not him Anything but him!' Link thought to himself. In the past Yeto had tried to knock him off the edge of a cliff well racing, sent him on a wild goose chase to cure his wife and even suggested that they should eat him for dinner (for the record he was in wolf form).
"HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO RACE?" said Yeto. "Um no Yeto we're just here to check something out in your home." explained Link. "AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?" he asked, "Well me and Navi are just here to see if a rumor we heard is true or not". "OK YOU CAN GO IN BUT…YOU'LL HAVE TO RACE ME TO GET THERE!" "Oh no…." cried Link.
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"My back" cried Link in pain. "Ha! That was the best HEY thing in the world!" laughed Navi. "You know you could've helped" complained Link as they walk through the ruins. They had just said goodbye to Yeto and were now searching for the portal. "LISTEN, you know maybe it's in the Boss Room." "You Navi you may actually be right for once." "HEY!" yelled Navi "At least I don't wear a SKIRT!" "Oh no you didn't!" said Link while snapping, "At least I wear clothes." "LISTEN it's not my fault that they don't make clothes that tiny!"
~twenty minutes of arguing later~
Link and Navi finally reached the Boss Room and sure enough there was a portal there. "YES! I knew it would be here!" cried Navi victoriously. "Ok Ok I owe you an apology Navi." "Damn straight" said Navi."Fine I'm sorry" said Link "Now let's do this." "Ok I'm ready"
And they stepped through the portal…
A/N : Mahahaha the Evil Cliffhanger of Doom!