Previously, on CRAP.

Some shit happened.

Well, actually a LOT OF SHIT happened.

And some things were still left unexplained.

If you weren't around way back when I started on this crazy little hobby of mine, then sucks to be you.

I'll break it down for you.

Every story usually starts and ends somewhere, you know this pretty well.

One story began and ended for a comedic-looking Brazilian Spider-Monkey who went way in over his head when he tried to find a cure for Patsy towards the end of the last book, and at beginning the next one. So he got infected by Darkness, the tainted power and Organization Hanbar, what-the-fuck-ever. I think you know how these sorts of things work out. Some good-natured retard goes on a totally gay quest to save some poor sap or the usually over-the-top emo useless female playing the role of damsel in distress, and then in the midst of it, he gets jealous when some other poor sap mooches in on his territory and turns emo himself. In retrospect, it sounds like the whole Cliché off of Star Wars. Lazlo went heavily emo after allying himself with Maleficent and Hanbar, in response to Clam's unwanted presence with some other weird-looking people. Emo enough to get even stronger than before, and to now have FOUR badasses manipulating his every action.

At the same time, "Clam" meets Mac, Frankie Foster, Mr. Herriman, Mr. Hovis, Mr. Blik, Waffle, and Kennedy. And to keep with the nature of this crazy ass story, they can fight alongside Clam, but just until they can get home, using retarded green bracelets that makes EVERYTHING in their universe act like a video game for no apparent reason.

Disney Worlds, Disney Worlds, Disney FUCKING WORLDS. Corny cheap parody's of the real THING.

Organization Hanbar however, isn't too thrilled about these happenings.

Hanbar, from what our "Heroes" can tell are a bunch of barnyard animals. Some are Wolves, and others are Dogs, Horses, Lions, Bears, Alligators, and Cats. Okay, MAYBE an Alligator isn't exactly a Barnyard animal, they LIVE IN SWAMPS, AND WHO EVER HEARD OF ANY DAMN GATOR WALKING AND TALKING LET ALONE WEARING A STUPID-LOOKING BLACK COAT!?

But I'm getting off track.

Yadda, Yadda. Our heroes repeatedly encounter these Villainous… Villains in some Disney-themed Worlds they enter. Some act weird. Others are just plain retardingly fucked up. "Retardingly Fucked Up" is MY personal term to describe just how Unclear they themselves, and their goals, appear.

(For the record, I'm only doing this writing as a hobby on the side of trying to get a Major in animation, as to this date. Just to remind you.)

Naturally in this story, nothing is as it appears. Mac catches a pretty damn good glimpse of the "Nothing Is As It Appears" part of this little story, following his, Frankie, and Kennedy's Wee-Willy Sea-Salty Adventures in the Great Blue Deep.

I'll say it again. NOTHING IS AS IT APPEARS. Note the words in the CAPS, PEOPLE!

Nothing is As it Appears. Kennedy, Master of the Keyblade (COUGH), is rewarded with several glimpses into that portion of the Idea as well. HUGE glimpses, coming from random and totally f-ing unexpected places, especially during a fight against the As-Of-Yet-Unnamed "Leader" of Organization HanBar, and a One other unnamed Member who could use AND Dual wield Keyblades like Kennedy.

So what the hell? Memories? Someone Elses? Bullshit? Regular Shit? Or that Memory Shit you only get if you Were some other Poor Loser In some "Opposite Life" World where everything is always supposed to be Regular? NIGGA, I AIN'T THAT PHILOSOPHICAL!!

Well that COULD be a lie. I mean, I ain't on dope or any of that shit. Nor am I good with Conversational skills.

But I digress.

Clam kills Lazlo AND meets some mysterious being named Caecus… yeah. That's about it. Kennedy nearly KILLS HIMSELF… and meets his hot black chick. Everyone's forced to flee, cause it looks like the Darkness had an Ante Up. Alcibiade reveals spoilers about some Armored one, and I guess you're probably still hung up on that. If you're having trouble connecting the dots, it DOES have to do with their personal beef with Kennedy.

Following the strange horrors of Hallow Bastion, Hayuchi, (A terribly FAMILIAR-sounding Cartoon Horse) Nuusku, (A anthropomorphic Cat) Filhox, (A Big Orange Dog) Vuk, (A tan-colored Wolf with a penchant for Gambling rolling the Die, guess he'd make a pretty damn good pimp) and Hakkuru are dead. Kennedy and his strange company reach the end of the World, blissfully unaware of some random, UNRELATED plot twists on the side, with an especially vicious, traitorous alligator named Wani cutting some of the rosters of the Organization down to size. I bet you're thinking, geez, how cruel can you be? Well you don't have to worry about that anymore, cause Wani gets his ass kicked later by Kennedy, Malcolm "Clammus" Telford, and the rest.

So does Xeigau, the shorter version of Filhox, who keeps calling his larger duplicate "Daddy" for some weird reason. (wink, wink)

But one very PLOT-Important member of the organization proves to be the biggest pain in the ass for just Kennedy- by getting and facing off against him alone. Upon his death, he reveals some BIG plot-spoiling Dark secrets, maybe even darker than the coat he wears.

Alcibiade and Kumagarox are the last to go. Yadda, Yadda, final battle, yadda, yadda. The door to everlasting darkness AND Light (WTF?) is opened so everyone, including Gordon and Blooregard this time, decides to help close it. Lazlo's lost, but that's a small price to pay for ONE universe right? Even for the unfortunate cliché phrase he gives to Clam about how "he'll come back to Camp Kidney". For closure, Gordon devises a pretty sensible manner in which Everyone gets home! YAAAYNESS, Right!?

NO. Cause only Frankie, Mac, and the three rich cats are apparently able to get home, but SURPRISINGLY NOT the Old man named James Alfred Hovis, stuck-up snotty Mr. Herriman, OR Happy camper Clam, or Kennedy, the idiot Key Bearer.

See what I did? I screwed up this story. No romantic Guy-kisses-Girl cliché. No heroic bravery shit. No super cool ANIT-TWIST.

Sigh. (If you didn't appreciate that, you shouldn't be reading this synopsis anyway)

And then the boy and rhino happily skip off to find Lazlo, with Mr. Herriman and Mr. Hovis being dragged along. And they all lived happily ever after. The end. LOL

So another story ends, and yet another one suddenly begins, and this just shows that Stories have a way of twisting around, which is an F-ed Fact of Life. Where the hell do you think they're going? What's waiting for them? Why AM I asking you stupid questions? Who knows?

Love,

Amalockh

P.S. Meet Wile E. Coyote, ladies and Gentlemen, completely new to the story, all the way up to retarded, who's got an awkward fighting style all his own like Joachim from SH2C. He's a genius, and an extremely skinny animal, a coyote, a natural native of the desert. Craptastic. Turns out he has nothing better to do, since that asshole Beveraux Xaldin decided to be stupid and drop AIDA into Wile's world flipping it upside down and inside out and, apparently, freezing all time AND his fellow workers around Wile at 2:22 (Coincidentally, the SAME time Frankie and Mac discovered something "Wrong" with Mr. Herriman). Wile replaces his massive hunger for the Roadrunner with wanting to investigate AIDA instead. His reward? A brief run-in with the Black chick, Lilith Xaldin, before being shoved into the hole into a completely different universe, where some hot chick with hair that was "the color of the blue sky". And forget how horribly confused Wile IS, She must be on crack, cause she seems to see poor old Wile Ethelbert Coyote as "Shinji Ikari" instead.

And just before you even THINK it, Lemme tell you, that is NOT an ANTI-TWIST TWIST, It's a Regular-Twist... Twist.

n/C: The World Tree