Disclaimer: I do not own anything Gundam Wing related.

Pairing: 2x3x4, eventual 1x5

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Chapter 01: The Mission Specs

CRASH! BANG! Ka-TANG! Ka-Lang-lang-lang!

Heero was out of bed in a flash, armed and stealthily heading towards the noise. Creeping down the banister, walking down the hallway, and peeking around the doorway to the kitchen, he froze.

Chinese mutterings which he figured to be curses were coming from his roommate, Chang Wufei. A Chang Wufei, who was currently on his hands and knees trying to reach a mysterious object that was under the cabinet just out of said pilot's reach.

Curses, which Heero figured were questioning the ancestry of the cabinet and the mysterious object, filled the air. In a normal situation, Heero would have been…amused. Oh, very amused in fact. He had calmed down a lot after the war, had learnt how to kick back.

More curses. Like earlier mentioned, a normal situation would have had him amused. This was not a normal situation. This was an extension of his…fantasy? Wet dream? Nightmare? He did not know what to categorise this as.

He was a healthy nineteen-year old, with all the hormonal functions of a normal teenager. Which amounted to his current plight. Standing in the kitchen doorway, with only his boxers trying to cover his morning …err…condition --an after effect of the wet dream he had been drooling over-- consciously choking back a moan over the sight before him.

Chang Wufei, on his hands and knees, with his most delectable behind, waving back and forth as he struggled to grasp unreachable object.

Heero tried to control his treacherous body and tried to not be hypnotised by his comrade's behind, no matter how delicious, and inviting it seemed, Wufei would be incensed if he knew about this, it was tantamount to an invasion of the Chinese man's privacy. It was big enough to scandalise the little Oriental pilot, and enough to warrant death threats for the rest of Heero's existence. Absently he realised Wufei would not be pleased either to note that he starred in all of the Japanese pilot's fantasies.

Oh dear, Heero Yuy was in serious trouble…

The diminishing curses soon shook Heero out of his musings, and a growl of victory indicated that Chang had succeeded. He would have to get his body under control n… no, please don't back away from the cabinet on your knees and butt swaying in the air like that! Cursing under his breath, Heero closed his eyes, took in a deep breath, opened his eyes, leaned back against the doorway and tried to appear nonchalant. Exhaling, stoic face in place, he watched the scene unfold before him.

Wufei stood up, gloriously happy after having retrieved the spatula and egg-beater that had dared to roll under that godforsaken plates' cabinet. It was then he noticed that he was being watched. Whipping around quickly, he noticed Heero, arms crossed leaning lazily against the frame of the kitchen door, and just then, Max…Duo, Trowa and Quatre entered the kitchen too. All of them looked sleep mussed in pajama bottoms or boxers,…and all of them had their guns ready. Uh oh! That was quite a racket too...

A little shamefaced, he gravely bowed to them in apology, "Sorry, did not mean to wake you all up."

Win…Quatre smiled sleepily back at him, "Don't worry Wufei, glad that it is just you," picking up a pan that was between the island in the centre of the kitchen, he placed it on the counter lining the wall, with the stove, "what happened?"

At that his face grew thunderous and he glared at Max…Duo -- he was still unsure about this calling by first name basis -- "It's your fault! That kitten decided to play on the kitchen counter and made that racket! If you could just discipline…"

His rant was cut short by a sleepy, "Not now 'Fei-fei. Cannot b'lieve got woken up 'n there's no action…" he grumbled. "Could still be in bed cuddling with Tro 'n Quat if you din' wake us…" Not paying attention to the soft snort from Trowa and the light blush on Wufei's face, he carried on, "I want my coffee," and he shuffled towards the coffee machine saying, "My God, my savior, please save me," hugging the coffee pot to his face.

Quatre shaking his head at the antics of his lover, took the pot out of Duo's hands and went about making the coffee. Trowa and Heero, still leaning against the doorframe took in the scene before them. Wufei, decided since everyone woke up rather rudely, he had to whip breakfast up fast as an apology to them, and set about doing just that.

After the initial excitement of the rather early morning, everyone set about doing their own thing. Trowa left to take a shower, after giving his lovers a good morning kiss. Duo stretched out pathetically on the kitchen island waiting for his savior, 'Coffee'. Quatre made the coffee and tea, while Wufei got the pancakes and ham ready. Heero, having gotten his body under control decided on a shower before breakfast too.

The end of the war had brought with it a sense of relief, but also a sense of loss. Save for Quatre, everyone else was alone in the world, with nowhere to go. Quatre's sense of wanting to be together had rallied the other pilots; using some of the stolen OZ funds, they bought a farmhouse and the surrounding land, which was a good way away from the city. Perfect for them, it was secure, private, and more importantly, it was 'Home'.

They formed a family unit and with temporary status as Preventer Agent's worked on squashing any major threat that might destroy the peace they had sacrificed so much for. In their spare time, Duo and Wufei took up some courses in a college, Duo since he had always wanted to study and have a degree to his name; Wufei since he was a scholar at heart. Heero and Trowa used their skills in the work force by setting up the security in the up and coming companies that were rebuilding the colonies and the planet. While Quatre worked temporarily with Winner Corporations. He was not needed to work actively in it yet, since his sisters were smart enough to handle most of it for him.

In such close quarters, relationships had changed too, with Trowa, Duo and Quatre falling in love with each other. Heero and Wufei were happy for them, but at times had to leave the farmhouse for a time just to give the lovebirds their space.

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Sometime later in the afternoon, in a certain bedroom in the farmhouse, three certain pilots confident that they would not be disturbed…were plotting the downfall of a certain other pilot…

"…so…" violet eyes sparkled like mad.

"Hn," green eyes warily looked away, unsure about wanting to join in.

"We are interfering right?" continued the violet eyes.

"We have too! Or nothing will happen till kingdom come!" equally crazed blue eyes agreed.

"…" green eyes noticing that it was either join or stay in the sidelines.

"How do we do this?" a little fervor leaving the violet eyes.

"…" green eyes seeing a chance.

"…it is going to be tough breaking him down, he is strong and stubborn. He will continue to keep quiet and hide behind that stony façade of his." Blue eyes running calculations on said pilot's weakness.

"And never mind the fact that ol' pal on the other side is clueless. He really won't get it until he gets hit on the head with it. How does someone who has been married before stay this dense!" grumbled the violet eyes.

"Err…" green eyes wondering if he should risk getting them to call the whole thing off…

"He is a scholar!" blue eyes muttering in passing, "so we have our specimen A and specimen B and…" blue eyes beginning to frown.

"…we are doomed aren't we?" violet eyes finished morosely.

Green eyes seeing the dejected pair, giving a quiet sigh and then deciding to jump in, "…Or you could try breaking his resolve."

Violet and blue eyes looking up questioningly.

"…you could create a situation with specimen B, to frustrate specimen A and get him to break down. So, you work on breaking the resolve of specimen A, till he snaps and makes that final jump. The more the situations, the more the frustration, the faster the results." Green eyes intoned emotionlessly, but secretly delighting in the possible prospects.

Violet and blue eyes staring stunned, and then, "You're a genius!" and "That would really work! Thank you!"

"…" green eyes amused and glad that he cheered them up.

"We better start our mission planning then…" violet eyes dancing with mischief.

"Yes, I know what to name it too, and I have some ideas already!" blue eyes sparkling with calculated mirth and madness.

"…so do I," green eyes added, oh it was going to be fun.

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On the computer screen, a certain mission file:

Mission: To break the stone-hard stubborn resolve of Gundam Pilot 01.

Target: 01

Victim: 05

Criminal Masterminds: 02, 03, 04

Mission parameters: To get 01 and 05 in bed

Violet and blue eyes snickering evilly, green eyes giving a little snort feeling just a little pity for the victim.

Mission start: ASAP

Mission completion: When 01 gives in and takes charge of 05

Plan A: ….

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Somewhere else during that time in the library of the farmhouse, an obsidian pair of eyes looked up thoughtfully, listening to the cackling of his three friends. A shiver ran down his back and he wondered if he should be worried…

'nah! That must have been a draft of air from one of the windows…darn that cat. Grrr…'

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Somewhere else in the farmhouse, a steady pace of keys being tapped on a laptop continues through the cackling.

"Ah- ah- ahhhchooo!"

'Hmm, hope I am not coming down with anything. I better finish this quickly and maybe…some Wufei watching…yes, that will definitely make me feel better I am sure.'

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Target sighted?

Check.

Victim sighted.

Check.

Plan A?

Commence in 30 minutes.

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a/n:

Well, here is a funny idea I came up with. I hope that I do it enough justice. Do let me know if this is worth continuing.

Also, I would like to try something, if people would like to give me some key words that I can include into the story that would be interesting. For example, one of the key words for the next chapter is: chocolate

PS: Thanks to my reviewers from the previous story, you have given me inspiration to write more. Hope this is good in your standards.