'Am I really going through with this?' I ask myself as I flip through the phone book for some 'company', I turn to a random page and see an add with a picture of a very toned, very bleach blond short length wet haired blue eyed young man on it. Only wearing a pair of extremely short, very tight shorts with a zipper going all the way down the front. I feel myself harden at the sight of him 'wait am I getting turned on by a guy?' I grab my phone and dial the number
"Your choice service how may I help you?"
The women on the other end of the phone asks in a sexy voice
"Yes I would like the man in your add please"
I reply trying hard to hide my lisp
"Ok your address sir"
I give her my address then hang up. After waiting in silence for 20 minutes there's a knock at the door, I get up from the couch and open the door to see the guy wearing a long black trench coat; he looks me over from head to toe, licking his lips and smiling. I move from the door way to let him enter, I close the door once he was in side and the silence was back
"Do you want a beer?"
I ask desperate to end the silence
"Wouldn't you like to do something else?"
He asks biting his lip "where's the bedroom?"
"Down the hall, I'm gonna get a beer"
"I'll be waiting"
He says passing me. 'Shit what the hell are you doing Jake?' I ask myself as I grab like my 8th beer of the evening and walk to my bedroom. I enter to find him laying on my bed in nothing those little shorts, instead of lying next to him I sit on the far side of the bed and drink my beer in silence, I hear him sigh as he sits up and moves beside me "I get the feeling you haven't done this before"