Hi guys, it's DreamersIncorporated333. This is a collection of songfics with all the songs from Katy Perry's (not me) "One of the Boys" album. To make sure I follow the rules of , I set up my songfics kind of weird. To understand the songfic, go to Metro Lyrics (don't own) and look up the song that the chapter is about. Other than that, it's kind of easy to understand. This chapter is about "One of the Boys". I'm going to be doing all of Katy Perry's albums because my Head canon is that Wendy sings like her. Btw, this is set one year before the events of "Gravity Falls".
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Gravity Falls.
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Wendy Allison Corduroy was a 14 year old girl with choppy orangey-red hair that she liked to keep in braids, she had even more freckles than Sally Parker, who had about 380 of them, she had big chunky braces that trapped her yellowing buck teeth inside her mouth, and big dorky glasses. Basically, she was the biggest point of humiliation at Gravity Falls Jr. High, but that never seemed to bother her. Her dad was the local lumberjack and she knew that if any of them said anything mean to her, she'd be able to come back with a harsh punch to the face. Currently, she sat in math class as she doodled Nate Holt's name inside her notebook. Nate Holt, Tambry Cressman, Lee Mahone, Thompson Cooper, and Robbie Vernandaz were the popular group. They were where the majority of hate-filled comments at Wendy came from, but despite this she had an enormously large crush on the African-American boy. Wendy had decided to keep this a secret from everyone as it would ruin her reputation, except for her best friend, Jackson Pierce. Wendy told him everything. She started to write Nate a song in her notebook before hearing Tambry, the quietest of the populars, scream at the top of her lungs. Soon after, the room erupted in the sound of screaming girls before Wendy decided to get up and see what had happened. As she got closer, she realized it was a major waste of her time and energy. The girls had been screaming at a rather large spider on the corner of Tambry's desk. Wendy rolled her emerald-colored eyes and tried to move away from the crowd. She had a hard time until she decided to just kick and push a lot of the girls out of her way as she made it to the old-school hallway. Her next class was about to start anyway so she went on her way to her locker. On the way, she saw Jimmy Martin and Alex Sheed having a burping contest with one another. Wendy couldn't help, but go over to them and belch so loud that it echoed throughout the hallway.
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Wendy made it to her orange-colored locker about the same time Nate made it to his. Daniel Blake Corduroy, most likely remembered as Manly Dan, Wendy's dad, had threatened the school to set it up to where Wendy and Nate's lockers were side by side or he would set the school on fire. Wendy knew her dad wouldn't really do that, he was good to her and most people, but a lot of people seemed to be afraid of him anyway. They closed their lockers at the same time as Wendy leaned against hers and stared at Nate for a few minutes before realizing he noticed her. She stood there blushing.
"Wendy, right?" He asked as Wendy stood there too shock to move. He remembered her name! They stood there awkwardly before Nate nodded his head, and gave her a hi-five. Wendy hi-fived him back, but sadly watched as he went off with Elizabeth Hudson.
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Wendy looked down, sadly as she made her way to her next class. Why couldn't she be like Elizabeth? Or Tambry? Or even Mary, who had at least 40 boyfriends a year? Why couldn't she be beautiful? And perfect with flowing hair and blue eyes? Why couldn't she be like them with pretty pearl necklaces and different dress for each day of the week? Why couldn't she dance? Or be girly? That was all she wanted, but she had no clue how to do that.
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Later that weekend, she invited Jackson over to her dad's shack in the woods. They sat up in her blue wooden bedroom and studied Seventeen's (don't own) Magazines together. Jackson seemed to be in agony, but continued to read them because he cared about Wendy and wanted her to be happy. As they continued to read the magazines, Wendy found out a lot of useful advice. She left the room for a few minutes and came back with her hair curled, blue eye-shadow, pale-pink lips, diamond earrings, a pink dress, and white flats. She had taken off both of braces and glasses and wore a pink bow in her curled hair. She wore a silver necklace that said "Gwendolyn" and had shaven her legs. Jackson sat there on her bed, gaping at her as Wendy just smiled at him, politely. The next morning, Wendy walked into Gravity Falls Jr. High and the populars came running up to her, inviting her to parties and dinners and banquets. Wendy went off with them and left Jackson alone.
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Wendy and Jackson typically ate lunch together, but that day she blew him off and went with the populars to their table. In the middle of lunch, Jackson saw her and tried to go over and sit with them, but Robbie hit him and dragged him back to his original table as Wendy just talked to Tambry about getting manicures together. She noticed Jackson looking over at her, sadly. She looked at him guiltily and mouthed,' Maybe this weekend?'
Tambry noticed," What about our nails?!"
Wendy looked at her and squealed," Well duh! I wasn't actually gonna go hang out with him."
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That weekend, Wendy and Tambry went off to get their nails done together. Wendy got them down in a girly pink shade and Tambry got them done in her typical purple. Tambry offered to take Wendy to go shopping at Forever 21(don't own) and she quickly agreed. They went off to the store together and had fun trying on and mixing up all the different clothes and outfits. Wendy wasn't just living her dream; she looked like a dream, a beautiful prom queen. They walked out of the store with gracefulness as they made their way over to the designer make-up store across the hall. They both tried on lavishing perfume and bought about 6 bottles. Wendy twirled around with Tambry as they made their way over to the lipstick section. Wendy put on some watermelon-flavored lip-gloss and Tambry put on some cherry-stick lip-gloss. They smacked their lips as they turned towards each other.
"So Wendy, who do you like?" Tambry asked as Wendy started to blush.
"Nate Holt…"
"Really? Wow… I can give you some kissing lessons with you want. I'm sort-of an expert."
Wendy was eager to learn, but unsure if she should agree," Ummm…. I guess…"
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Sorry, the end was REALLY awkward. I just had to lead into the next song somehow.