THE ONLY POOHS GRAND ADVENTURE YOUTUBE POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE (SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ERIC NAUD)

"Pooh, theres something I have to tell you," said Christopher Robin.

"Is it something, nice." replied Pooh.

"NO," replied Christopher Robin.

"Then it can wait, forever and ever."

The boy was stunned and ran after Pooh saying, "Forever and ever is a very long time Poo-"

"NO," replied the bear."

"YEAH," said Christopher Robin.

"NO."

"YEAH."

"NO."

"YEAH."

"NO."

"YEAH."

"NO."

"YEAH."

"NO."

"YEAH."

"NO."

"YEAH."

"NO."

" YEAH."

This stupid argument continued for a whole month and Christopher Robin gave up and didn't tell Pooh that he was leaving. That month later was the beginning of autumn. Pooh had started hibernating but had a very hard time sleeping, because he snored like a chipmunk even though he was a bear. "Leaves fell on his nose all stacked up but he thought it was a pile of cigarettes and he screamed, "WHAT THE **********." He let the leaves fall down and he caught them all and exclaimed "Its Auuuuuuutttummn." He then got out and went to the window and looked outside, summer had ended and fall "or autumn" had begun. "It is, its the first day of auttttttuuuuumn." He then ran to his closet saying, "A time of hot chocolatly morning's." He drank some hot cocoa but he forget that he was allergic to it and that it upsets his stomach. It was too late and he had to go to the bathroom and he had horrible, hot steaming diarrhea. After a few seconds of horrible pain, Pooh finally got off the toliet and jumped into a pile of leaves and he landed on a pot of honey. He then said, "Poop," and he gave a nasty fart that sounded like he was taking a dump. Pooh then said, "Somebody's left a honey pot." He then revealed his selfish side and he decided to begin eating the honey before seeing if it belonged to someone, he asked that same question soon after.

He then went to piglets house and at the door he yelled, "PIGLET, PIGLET, PIGLET, PIGLET, PIGLET-PIGLET-PIGLET-PIGLET-PIGLET-PIGLET-PIGLET, PIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGLLLLLLIIIIIITTTT."

He then knocked on the door over and over trying to get a response but nobody was there. "Piglet," he cried, "CHRISTOPHER ROBIN IS GONE." Immediately a large haycorns fell on his head and soon many haycorns fell on his head and he didn't notice at first until one fell straight in the middle of his face. He then backed away and looked at the very top of the tree to see piglet hanging onto a small branch clinging on for dear life. He then screamed, "CHHRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERR

RROOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIIINNNNNN."

Tigger then bounced into Pooh and greeted him saying,"Hi, yah Pooh-"

"HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP," screamed Piglet.

"Tigger didn't notice,, "He said What's up."

"Hello, Tigger-". Began Pooh.

"HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP," screamed Piglet.

Two more haycorns fell onto Pooh because of Piglets screaming.

At this point Piglet was losing his mind, nobody seemed to care that he was on the verge of death. This time he yelled as loud as he could. "HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP."

"Oh relax, Piglet old pal," said Tigger, "Well, I just better bounce up there and get him down."

"Stand back," he continued, "this is gonna be a world record bounce. He then shot up into the sky and at that moment the branch Piglet was holding snapped, and he went down down down down. He then landed on Tigger and they both fell to the floor. This created a small Earthquake and all the haycorns on the tree fell and Pooh and his friends were swept into the new sea of HAYCORNS.

"As it clearly says," began Rabbit who was beginning a speech, when the sea of haycorns slammed into him and he along with Pooh and friends tumbled into Eyeore and his house. Eyeore was lying in an awkward position and he stared gloomily.

"Easy come easy go," exclaimed Eyeore. He then slammed into the ground but he kept bouncing up and this caused him to keep hitting the ground over and over much to his dismay. Rabbit was trying to keep his balance on the pile of acorns and he couldn't stand up straight while Pooh was reaching for his Pot of honey very slipped and he landed on his back after bouncing up and down like Eyeore.

Pooh was trying to ask Rabbit of he seen Christopher Robin but his predicament was starting to distract him like how he said, "But would you happen to have a, to have a, to have a, to have a, to have a, to have a umm...a ummmmmm..."
Rabbit could not pay any attention because he was just trying to stand up. He fell again and was now getting up when he started to lose his balance on his foot and he crashed to the ground. "Christopher Rob-"

"NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." He the tried to say beat it, beat it, beat it, as if to say "GET OUT OF THE WAY." but he ended up saying "BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM, BEAN HIM."

Pooh couldn't quite put his words together and this made Rabbit even more mad. Finally Rabbit got up and in a rage he yelled over and over, "ITS HARVEST DAY, ITS HARVEST DAY, ITS HARVEST DAY, ITS HARVEST DAY, ITS HARVEST DAY, IIITTTTSSSS HHHHHHAAAAAARRRRVVVEEESSTT DDDAAAAAYYYY!"

Tigger then tackled Rabbit and he knocked him unconscious. Feeling quite pleased with himself for such an awesome feat he began, "TI, Double GRR," eating the honey in the pot that was on Rabbit. He then froze, he was deadly allergic to honey and now he was standing with the yellow substance in his mouth and slowly going down his throat. He then realized what he did and he began spitting out all the honey that he had put in his mouth, "HONEY MAKES TIGGERS DIE," He explained to the others while placing the honey soaked note and pot onto the nearly lifeless rabbit before running off.

Rabbit then woke up and pulled the note off of him in very slow motion. He was getting upset that things were going so horribly for him. Pooh just watched him not knowing what to say. "Stupid Bear," he thought as he was pulling the honey off himself. "Oh here," he said giving the honey pot to Pooh. But he kept pulling it away from Pooh because he couldn't react quickly. He kept giving and taking the pot from Pooh while saying, "Why here, why here, hy here, why here, why here, why here."

Pooh said, "If only I could find Christopher Robin-"

Rabbit then threw the note onto Poohs face saying, "CHECK THE NOOOOOOOTTTTTEE."

But then Rabbit realized that Pooh couldn't read. He took back the note angrily and bragged, "I COULD READ THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED." He said feeling proud of himself. "It says, ehhhemm" he then saw that it was written in Japanese but he tried to translate it anyway but he couldn't speak fluently in Japanese, so what happened was that he was saying a bunch of words that made no sense and he tried to understand what he was saying when he realized that everybody was staring and that he was looking like a total idiot. He looked at Eyeore and Piglet who were dumbfounded by what had just happened. He then looked at Pooh who had an expression like, "what are you doing." He then looked at everybody, unaware that theee was a real japanese guy hiding in the bushes named Tajomaru.

He found Rabbits predicament hilariously funny and he burst out laughing. He then pointed to Rabbit and said in Japanese, "YOU FLUNT MY JAPANESE CLASS!" He then ran off laughing and yelling until he was out of sight. Rabbit just stood there trying to find an excuse for his failure to translate.

"Well I could of read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so," began Rabbit. He then yelled as loud as he could. "HEAR THAT TAJOMARU," He said throwing his arms back. He then grabbed his ears and nearly ripped them off in his anger. "I COULD OF READ IT IF TIGGER HADNT BOUNCED ME SO!" He yelled kicking a bunch of haycorns.

Tajomaru wasn't impressed and he kept on laughing. Rabbit was furious but he didn't care anymore because he didn't want to embarrass himself further. They all headed to Owls House. Owl was reading the note acting all giddy especially when he got to the word "far."

"Dear Pooh it begins," said Owl, "Worry about me, I'm going far, away, help. And the note is signed. Christopher Robin." Expecting an uproar for this he was stunned to see nobody cared in the slightest. Not even Pooh. "Ahaaaaaaa," He exclaimed. "I'm going to discover where he went. Hohoho he. He then started making some strange sounds like, "EHDUBADEDUHEHHHUHHE." He then stared hard at the last word. He then gasped all dramatically, "OOOOHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYYY!"

This alarmed Pooh who asked all quickly, "WHAT IS IT OWL, WHERE IS IT?"

Owl didn't reply, he only shut his window so the outside was blocked off. "How Bad." asked Pooh.

"On a scale of one to ten," said Owl who then shut the curtains to the window. "ITS OVER 9000!"

He then continued with lighting a candle. "HE HAS GONE TO S-K-U-L-L, SKULL."

"SKULL," Questioned Pooh who said the word to process what it meant to him, "SKULL, SKULL, SKULL, SKULL, SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL-SKULL. SSSSKKKKUUULLLLL? What F g place is that."

"Well, I uh, Illi uh, Illi uh, Illi uh, Illi uh, Illi uh, Illi uh, From the very sound of it is a very far away, PLLLAAACCEE!" Replied Owl, who then tried to pull the note off his feathers but it was stuck so he kept saying "Stupid note, Stupid note, Stupid note, Stupid note, Stupid note, Stupid note."

"Then we must help Christopher Robin," Exclaimed Pooh, Help THAT MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT get back. To ME!" Everybody then stared at Pooh and they were all stunned. Owl gave Pooh a weird look and he thought, "EH WHAT DID YOU SAY NOW POOH, TO YOU, YOU THINK NOBODY ELSE CARES ABOUT CHRISTOPHER ROBIN."

Rabbit then got up slightly and thought, "WHY POOH BEAR. I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE SO SELFISH."

"Poor guy," Tigger whispered to Eyeore. "His very little brain is GAY with grease."

Pooh then apologized to Owl saying, "NOO, TO HERE, AND US!"

Owl then exclaimed, "THEN ITS A QUEST IS IT-"

"NOOO," yelled Rabbit who then jumped onto owls podium, "WHO AUTHORIZED IT."

Owl was a little confused but he felt like insulting rabbit so he replied, "I'M going to AUTHORIZE it. Taha, ohhhhh, A LONG AND DANGEROUS JOURNEY." He said while searching through his house for a piece of parchment. "THROUGH THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM." He continued. "Ahh of course you'll need honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, and a MAP."

He then started drawing a map from his piece of Parchment. piglet then climbed up because he wanted to know if there were any dangerous creatures on this journey. "HEFFALUMPS," he asked. Owl was cleaning his quill but the movement of his hands caused ink to hit a piglet and he kept whimpering "UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS, UMPS."

Owl then replied HEEEEFFFFFAAAAALLLLLUUUUMMMPS, HEFALUMPS." He then proceeded to poke Piglet with his quill and each jab caused him to flinch. He then tried to show Piglet where the heffalumps were but he was acting like he was on crack and he kept saying"Down here I Fancy, You see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, in the the uhhhh."

He was really going crazy at this point and he was trying to hoot like an owl saying, "WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO,"

"JAGGGGGGUUUUULLLLAAARRRRSSSSSS." asked Pooh.

"NOT TO MENTION THE FABLED SKULLASAURUS." Said Owl with suspense.

"SKULLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS," muttered Tigger who was trying to control himself.

"OH COME COME COME, OH COME COME COME, OH COME COME COME," said Owl.

"SKULLASAURUS ATTACKS WITH FIRST AID SHIT."

"PERHAPS YOU COULD JOIN US," asked Pooh.

"NO FUCK YOU GO AHEAD," Replied Owl who pulled a lever that opened the trapdoor that Pooh and his friends were standing on.

They then ran out of Owls house and scurried to the woods. Their insane adventure has just begun.

End of Part 1

HAHA, THIS FIRAT PART IS OVER. Tell me what you think. I'm trying to follow the YTP as best as I can buy I'm going to add my own elements to it. Please review and I hope you enjoy the story.