Disclaimer: I don't own Meg or Little Jammes...they belong to Gaston Leroux.

Ballerinas: Meg, Lil' J., Trina, India, Ariel, Sylvie

I'M SKINNY, MINUTE, I'M MONOTONOUS TO BOOT

I'M BITCHY, BUN HAIR, OLD PEOPLE LIKE TO STARE

I'M FLAUNTED, I'M LAME, I ALWAYS DANCE TO "FAME"

I'M CHIRPY, A MOUSE, I DOMINATE THIS HOUSE

WHO AM I? JUST GUESS: I BASICALLY HAVE NO CHEST

I'M SHOCKING, I LEER, AND EVERYTHING I FEAR

I LEAP, I TRIP, YOU CAN SEE THAT I'M A DRIP (WOOH!)

I'M DORKY, I SQUEAK, I'M REALLY NOT A GEEK

WE TWIRL AND YOU HURL, WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF GIRLS

JUST 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE HIM DOESN'T ME HE ISN'T THERE

HE IS HERE, HERE IN THE OP'RA, ROLL CALL!

MEET LITTLE MEG

I'M JA-JA-JAMMES

TA-TA-TA-TRINA, RRAWR!

I'M LITTLE SYLVIE

MY NAME IS IN'IA, YEAH!

JUST CALL ME ARIEL

I'M STILL LITTLE MEG

I JETTE, I SHRIEK, BUT BASICALLY I'M A SHEEP

THE PHANTOM IS HERE, AND MY MANAGERS ARE WEIRD

CHRISTINE'S A SNORE, AND THIS WE CAN ABHOR

MY GOD, HE'S HERE! THE PHANTOM IS HERE!

LET'S...GO....OPERA

WE ARE YOUR DANCERS, THE FLITTY LITTLE DANCERS

WE'VE GOT GUTS TO WING IT, WAIT, NO WE DON'T!!!!