Hey, guys! This is my first fanfict on this account (I used to have another one, but I deleted everything on it, and left it well alone).
Due to the fact that, despite chapter 1 and 2 being written, I have lots of exams coming up soon, I will be updating this about once every week!
Oh, and if anyone can think of a better title than the current one, I would be deeply grateful! (Titles aren't my strong point)
Enjoy!
"Hey, Artie! Come and look at this!"
Arthur Kirkland scowled into his teacup. Why did the American insist on calling him 'Artie'? His name was /Arthur/, not Artie. "What do you want?" Was his cross response.
"Dude! This is so funny! You have to come and see!" What could be so funny that could cause Alfred to call Arthur over? He had given up doing so after the Brit had kept a blank face throughout a so called 'funny' video.
Never-the-less, Arthur stood up, wiping the crumbs from his scones off his trousers as he did so, before walking over towards where the American was sat, hunched over his laptop. On the screen, was a moving image of Arthur beating the naked French man, Francis Bonnefoy, round the head with a rolling pin.
A smile appeared on Arthur's lips. "Who made this? Was it Estonia?"
"Nope! Some human called..." Alfred's face scruched up, as he tried to read the writing underneath the GIF. "Just some human!"
The smile fell. "A human? Are you aware how bloody serious this is? If one human knows, more could know! They could hunt us down!"
"And what, kill us?" Alfred snorted. "Trust me, Artie. That ain't gonna happen. I mean, loads know, and we're safe!"
Arthur nodded slowly. "What else is there?"