So, a few months ago, I came across My Immortal and basically lost some brain cells reading it. Then I read some commentaries on it and thought that I could do my own. So here we go!
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) No, care to explain it to me? 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Okay, never mind. raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Poor bastard... MCR ROX! Did you seriously bring one of my favorite bands into this? Hate you.
I have to admit, I only read the author's note, and I already want to stick pins in my eyes. Moving on...
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way *Slams head on keyboard* y6y6t5rewrtyu78o0p Sue Alert... and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Oh, I thought it was because you're a vampire. … Oh, whoops. Spoiler alert!with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears Limpid? I'm just going to assume that means clear.and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm still here. Unfortunately. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Gotta love incest! I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Somebody failed geography class at Muggle school... where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) Thanks, Captain Obvious. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) REALLY? Huh. I thought you were hipster. and I wear mostly black. Yeah, most vampires do. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Wizards and witches shop at HT? Cool! Now I know where to go buy a birthday present for Pansy Parkinson... For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. So basically, you're going for a vampire hooker chic. And trust me, you've aced that look perfectly.I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Now on the runway: Vampire hooker chic with clown makeup. A hot look for Spring 2012. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining Uh, it can't snow and rain at the same time... so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. I'm usually not to fond of preps either, but at least I'm not rude to them!
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... CHARLIE SHEEN! Draco Malfoy! Even better!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco Malfoy shy? Okay. And Justin Bieber claims he doesn't style his hair.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. I have to go away, too, because I need some ibuprofen.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! If your definition of good is being the infamous fanfic of all time, then it was AWESOME!
I'm not sure if I'll be able to continue this or not, since I'm still working on my Hunger Games fanfic, "Always." But I might be able to do it, even though I usually don't work on multiple projects at the same time. So should I continue with this? Let me know!
~LDD