Naruto vs. Sasuke: Cosmic Sheep Version
This is how I thought the Naruto v. Sasuke fight should've gone down.
Disclaimer: I do not own the show, or any of the characters.
Chapter 1: Approaching Sasuke
Naruto finally emerged from that dark cave. He appeared on what seemed to be a giant stone head. A huge waterfall was just below. He looked around to take in more of his surroundings, when he saw something that immensely caught his attention. It was Sasuke. The very person he was trying to find, was standing on another stone head on the other side of the waterfall. He wanted to scream out to him, but couldn't, for the very shock of his appearance froze him to the spot. Also, Sasuke could run away if he noticed Naruto. He decided to take safe measures. He sought the cover of the large tree trunks. He hid behind the biggest tree trunk he could find. He held up his index and middle fingers on both hands and placed them in a crucifix-like shape. He whispered,
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!".
Two clones appeared beside him. Naruto told one to approach Sasuke from the front, while the other would approach Sasuke from behind. The clones took off immediately. Naruto watched them go. The plan worked well. The first clone shouted, "Sasuke!" and jumped at him. Sasuke's attention was grabbed. Not for long. As the other clone stuck to the shadows to get behind Sasuke, the Uchiha avenger suddenly switched on his Sharingan, and struck the clone with a blow that could've broke a wall. POOFF... It poofed away in a cloud of smoke. Woah, Naruto thought, he's nearly as strong as Tsunade-baachan. What's going on?!
Sasuke's red, menacing eyes frantically searched for the real Naruto. Damn it. Times like these, I wish I was the Hyuuga avenger, Sasuke thought. With their Byakugan, they can see everythi-- A blow to the back of the head interrupted Sasuke's train of thought. He was knocked to the ground with such force that cracks were appearing in the head which he was standing on. The cracks extended until the whole head was covered in them. Suddenly... CRRRRAACK! The whole thing fell apart. Sasuke jumped to the other head quickly. He saw the cause of the powerful punch. It was Naruto. He started getting weighed down by the rocks until one landed on him and squished him on the ground. Sasuke chuckled to himself. Naruto may be getting stronger, he thought, but he's still a clueless idiot. He jumped down to the ground to observe. He lifted up the rock that flattened Naruto and saw Naruto, lying there, not moving a muscle. Then suddenly... POOFF... Naruto poofed away!