L "Light, pass the butter."
Light "Get it yourself, stop being so lazy."
L: "If I don't get the butter my insides will twist and I will go psychologically insane ono"
Light "Stop making up false excuses as to why you can't get the butter yourself L"
L "These aren't false excuses, Yagami, just wait about thirty more minutes and you'll see the undoing of my intestines slowly but surely."
Light -blinks-
L -stares blankly-
Light -peers over at Takada-
Takada -gulps- "Yes Light?"
Light "Pass L the butter."
Takada "What butter?"
Light "The butter sitting infront of L."
Takada "Why can't he do it?"
Light "Because he's too mentally immobilized to allow his braincells to work properly."
Takada "But he's one of the smartest men in the world."
Light "That and one of the laziest men in the world"
Takada "I see."
Light "Apparently my point has been cleared, now please, pass him, the butter."
Takada "I can't reach it."
Light "Takada just walk over there and pass L the butter."
Takada "But it's so far away..."
Light -blinks-
Takada -frowns nervously-
Light -sighs-
L -waits for the butter to be passed to him-
Light "Get the damn butter, L. It's sitting directly infront of you and I'm not going to waste my valuable time arguing over something so childish."
L -stares-
Light "Please. Just. Get. The. Butter. For. Your. Self."
L -slowly reaches for the butter-
Light "Don't play with me L."
L "I am not playing with you I am toying with the aggravation section in the left hemosphere of your brain."
Light -blinks-
L -is just a few centimeters from the butter stick-
Light -gives L the butter-
L -smiles-
Light "EAT. IT."
L "Ahem, can you please pass the fork?"
Light -evil glare- =_=
Takada -shakes her head-
Misa -paints her nails-
Light "WHAT THE F#$%?"
L -eyes widen-
Light "TAKE IT!" -throws a fork in L's face-