Light -looks at L-
L -looks at Light-
Light -narrows his eyes-
L -blinks-
Light -smirks-
L -smiles slightly-
Light "L, you've been eating cake all day and yet you long for more, your gluttony is disgusting."
L -blinks-
Light "Also, it's setting a very bad habit of eating sweets on the children of the world today, which means higher chances of people getting diabetes."
L "I realize this."
Light "Then why do you continue?"
L "Because it's not /my/ fault I eat sweets -noms on cake- It's a force of habit that passed down from my mother's mother's mother."
Light "Really. L. Really?"
L -nods- "Yes."
Light -shakes his head- "Honestly L, I am not that stupid."
L "Honestly Light, I know this."
Light "Don't mimick me."
L "But it's fun."
Light "It's irritating."
L "But fun."
Light "To you."
L "To us."
Light "Us who?"
L "We us."
Light "We us who?"
L "Me, and you."
Light "I find this unentertaining."
L "I find your conditioned hair 'unentertaining'
Light "Comment on my hair all you want to L, atleast I don't wake up on the left side of the bed every day and not shower."
L "I shower."
Light "We've never once caught you in the act of showering."
L "Neither have we you."
Light "Good point."
L "Potato?"
Light "What?"
L "Nothing I said tomato."
Light -blinks-
L -grins-
Light "Take your uncombed hair into the bathroom, take your pants off, and wipe your ass."
L "I've already wiped my ass."
Light "Youre 'ass' is unwiped."
L "My ass, is wiped."
Light "Your ass, is white."
L "Your ass, is tan."
Light "Atleast I'm not the color of paper."
L "What's your point?"
Light "I could ask you the same thing."
L "I wonder, where exactly this discussion is going?"
Light "Exactly, it's pointless."
L "Then why did we start it in the first place?"
Light "Because apparently the world's greatest detective grew bored of his work and decided to conjure up a random conversation."
L "Obviously."
Light "It's right in your face."
L "This raises the chance of your being Kira.
Light "You're a conclusion-jumper."
L "Mhm, now, let me eat my cake in peace."
Light -nods- -closes his eyes-