Hey guys! This is my first ever fan- fiction so please don't judge too harshly! This idea has actually been in my head for a long time and I finally got the guts to post it ^.^

Disclaimer: I do not own the book or any of the charactors.

Tang Sanzang POV

I was meditating one day when the Buddha spoke to me. "Tang Sanzang, do you know how your first disciple is doing?" I bow "No, I haven't heard from him since he took his post in the Demon World." The Buddha nods slowly. "Why don't you bring your second disciple Zhu Bajie and third disciple Sha Seng and see how he is doing?" I bow again, "Yes".

Sun Wukong POV

Ok, so you've heard of me right? Say no and I'll kill you... Just kidding. I think you'll find that I've mellowed out a lot since that journey to the west thing. After undergoing that, I became a Buddha, hurray for me! But a few thousand years later I figured out that sitting a lotus flower and chanting scriptures isn't exactly my thing. Yeah, in retrospect, it really wasn't so surprising. So the Buddha decides to stick me in the Demon World and... Oh, wait you don't know about that. I'll explain from the beginning.

Nowadays you don't see many demons around anymore, do you? And you probably thought I was a myth, didn't you? And you probably thought real magic and flying and stuff is fake, am I right?

Of course I am.

Well that's because hundreds of years ago the Buddha did sort of a spring cleaning thing. He wiped out all the bad demons and put the ones willing to be good in another world. But now and then, (more often than you'd think) more bad demons will be born. The Buddha didn't want them going into the human world and wreaking havoc, and since I was getting bored anyway, he put me in charge of either killing or enlightening those bad demons. Mostly I kill them.

So that keeps me occupied most of the time but I still have a lot of spare time left. So after playing around a few decades, I became a multi- millionaire, a male model... Shut up, just because I'm a monk doesn't mean I can't have some fun. And when I left the immortal world, the Buddha decided I can shave (as in use magic and transform myself) so that I don't look really creepy. That way, when I have to chase a demon in the human world I won't have to waste time turning into a human.

Well get this, under all that fur was actually a pretty good looking face and a fair amount of muscle... And since I'm immortal I won't be turning old. Some aspects of my life really are awesome. In addition to all that, I thought "why not get the education every kid dreams about?" So I enrolled in a school. Haha that sounds funny.

So basically, I'm living the good life right now. Which is why I'm waiting for the perfect people to come and ruin it.

Zhu Bajie POV

Really? REALLY? We have to go see how the stupid monkey is DOING? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? He's out there living it up! With everyone kissing his ass! What are we going to do? Beg him to let us join him? Give me a break...

Sha Sheng POV

I'm so excited! We finally get to see big brother after so long.

Master, Second Brother, and I arrive on the sidewalk in front of Big Brother's house. I look around, and see a big house with a Ferrari parked in the driveway.

Wow.

I never knew Big Brother was this successful, but I guess it's to be expected. I wonder if he'll let us drive that car...

Zhu Bajie POV

Hello. I am very sorry for the impression I just made on you. I am sorry if I made you think I'm weird. I am sorry if you don't like me anymore 'cuz hey, your loss.

Anyway, moving on:

That is an awesome car. If Big Brother lets me drive it I may consider letting some things go. Some. Not all.

Master is staring at the Ferrari too. Not in a good way though, and for some reason I doubt he's dying to drive it like me. Actually, I think he might make Big Brother get rid of it.

We walk up to the house and knock.

and knock.

and knock.

And then we notice the doorbell. But just when we're about to ring it, the door swings open. And there's Big Brother, wet, shocked, and staring at us the way Master stared at the Ferrari.

Sun Wukong POV

Ah! Here they are! The guys who were pre-destined to disturb my life. I didn't even finish my shower when they just came up and attemped to knock my door down. Notice the doorbell in front of your noses!

Ok, before you judge me, I want to get something straight. The Buddha smashed me under a mountain for 500 years. Then, when I'm rescued, he makes me protect some scrawny little monk that says stuff like "Even the littlest ant does not deserve to die." Whatever. Then I realize that this martyr will also make me save every tiny village or person we come across. But that was OK, I like fighting.

Then I finally become a Buddha, and he makes me go protect ALL the humans in the whole world. That is my huge reward. But like I said, I enjoy fighting, so that's fine.

BUT THEN, they come. Now I have to protct them again. Is this really what I'm destined to be? A bodyguard?

Oh well.

Tang Sanzang POV

We are now officially enrolled in Wukong's school. Or as he is called here, Zach. Hmm.

Our second journey together begins here. Riding in Wukong's ridiculously fast car.

What does he have against walking, one step at a time?

Done! I hope you guys liked it and I'll post another chapter next week. Please review!