I know! I should be updating my other story. But I have a huge writers block. I can't think of anything. So i wrote this story.
I don't own the Storm Hawks. I wish I did! (Turns around and starts to sob.)The Random Life of Random Storm Hawks
The entire crew was relaxing in the bridge, completely bored out of their minds.
Finn- I'm bored!
Piper- Finn, you have told us that for the millionth time!
Finn- It's true. There's nothing to do here.
Stork- Or perhaps mindworms have taken over your brain, sending you signals to annoy us to death! You should get examined. (Giant microscope pops out of nowhere and Stork plucks one of Finn's hair out.)
Finn- Hey! That hurt.
Stork- It was a necessary action. If you test positive it will certainly lead to our doom.
Junko- I gotta pee.
Crickets chirp.
Junko- It's true.
Piper- Just go.
Junko- But, I just heard a cricket. What if it's in the bathroom? On the toilet? And I squish it! It will die!
Piper- But, don't guys stand up when they pee?
Cricket chirps again
Aerrow- Uhhh… Piper, how do you know that?
(Piper blushes)- well you know it's common sense.
Finn- How is that common sense?
Piper- Shut up.
Junko- Will someone go with me and check if the cricket's there?
Radarr- chirp
Junko- How do you know it's not in there! It could be in stealth mode!
Radarr- (face palms)
Aerrow- Junko, I can assure you there are no crickets in the bathroom.
Junko- How do you know? Did you go in there?
Finn- Junko, we don't have crickets. Just creepy chicks who know how guys pee.
Piper- I am not creepy. And I have lived with you guys my whole life. How could I not know?
Finn- Bet you, you went in the bathroom when Aerrow was in there just to get a look at him.
Piper- Eww. You're disgusting Finn. I'm glad to know where your mind is! (slaps Finn)
Finn- Why do I always get slapped? Aerrow do something!
Aerrow- Why?
Finn- Because you're the leader!
Junko- I know! Aerrow can go with me to the restroom!
Cricket chirps once again
Junko- See. We do have a cricket.
Stork- I'll get the bug spray. (He leaves.)
Silence
Finn- Soooooooo. What did you say about the cricket?
Sooooo. That's it. I'll be adding random randomness later on.
Please. Help me! How do you overcome writers block? I need help! (Gets on knees and starts begging.)
Please. R&R