One fine, summers day, Crash Bandicoot and his buddies were walking along the beach. Well, Crash was actually digging holes in the sand, but, nevertheless, Coco and Crunch were.
"Crash, you big furry clump of mayhem, come here." Coco sang in a playful voice. Crash, like always, obeyed.
Thwack!
Ooooooh, rock to the head.
"Sniff, sniff, mumble, mumble, mumble." Crash asked in an angry voice. (In his own language, of course.)
"I don't know why I did it, probably because we're at the beach and we're supposed to have fun. At the time, Coco didn't know Crash was strong enough to pick up a boulder.
"Err, what are you doing with that boulder, Crash?" Coco asked in a watery, worried voice.
Ka-pow!
"AAAAARRRRGGHHH!!" Coco screamed on her way over the Atlantic Ocean on a boulder. Now, don't think I've forgotten about Crunch. Right about now he was pumping weights in their house.
"Grr. Damn Crash and Coco. Leaving me out of the fun. Why didn't they throw boulders at me? Grrrr." Right at that very moment, a 2000 ton weight came crashing down right on top of Crunch.
"Ok…I…guess they didn't…leave me….out of the…fun."
Now, back to Coco.
"Well, I better reconsider my new year's resolution." So, Coco pulled out a pad and changed "I will annoy Crash more." To "I will not annoy Crash more." Crash, the furry little clump of mayhem, had struck again. In ways we never could have imagined…