Me and my friend were talking and I was thinking and this happened.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

At Edward and Bella's wedding

"Here Edward," Charlie offered Edward a huge piece of the cake, "You have the biggest piece, ok? Quite frankly I think you're too skinny."

"No it's o--" Edward was starting to refuse when Charlie cut him off.

"No," Charlie sternly said, "This is my peace offering and as the peace offering, I'm going to watch you eat it all."

Edward paled even more—if that was even possible—at the thought of eating a large piece of human food. Reluctantly, Edward ate the entire slice of cake.

Later

Charlie was going to the washroom when he heard someone puking. He knocked on the stall.

"Are you okay?" he asked, concerned.

"Yes," Edward answered. I can't hold the cake in… he thought.

"EDWARD?!" Charlie kicked the door open, "YOU'RE PUKING IT ALL OUT?! I KNEW YOU WERE BULIMIC!"

Edward looked up.

"OH NO!" Charlie yelled, "YOU'RE SO PALE! WE HAVE TO GET SOME FOOD IN YOU! COME WITH ME AND I'LL CURE YOU OF YOUR DISEASE!"

Edward was forced to follow Charlie to the area with lots of food. Charlie started filling up a plate.

"Eat up Edward," he said, "I won't have my daughter's husband be bulimic. Oh no, I'm not leaving until you eat all that and I'm gonna make sure you don't puke it out."

Edward was forced to eat a lot more human food than that cake. On top of that, the whole night, Charlie kept staring at him. Edward saw Charlie get more food and come his way.

"Edward, I have more food for you," he announced.

Bella cut in to try and save Edward. "Dad? That's not a good idea…" she said.

"No Bella, this boy is bulimic," Charlie scrutinized Edward, "He needs to eat."

"He's not bulimic," Bella protested. Charlie stared at her.

"Do you have any other reason why he's not eating or keeping his food down?" he asked.

"You know what you're right, Dad," Bella agreed. Better bulimic than a vampire, I guess. "I think Edward's too skinny too. Eat up, Eddie."

Bella shot Edward a look of apology and went away.

Edward learned not to go near Charlie during occasions where food was present that day. But that didn't stop Charlie from hunting him down every time.