AN: Hola! I'm so bored so maybe making a story wouldn't be so bad.

PAIRINGS: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, SasoDei, KakaIru

WARNING: Yaoi alert! Don't like don't read :D You've been warned.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto

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CHAPPY 1: School

It should have been a good morning if it wasn't for Kyuubi and his doings. It really pissed him off! Naruto continued to glare at his aniki while Kyuubi continued to smirk at him.

Flashback

"Wake up Naru-chan"

"Nnnhnn…5 more minutes Kyuu-nii…" Naruto mumbled against his pillow and snuggled deeper into it.

"Hey now, you've been saying that for the last 10 minutes. Aren't you excited that you're finally going to the same school as me? C'mon. Get up now or else—"

"Shut up Kyuu-nii." Naruto mumbled, not really minding to hear Kyuubi's threat. Kyuubi just smiled and said

"I warned you." He then grabbed the pitcher full of cold water and ice and poured it on Naruto.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" All of the blonde's sleepiness is now gone as he shrieked at the top of his lungs followed by curses thrown at his brother.

"Goddamit Kyuu-nii! You mean bastard I'm gonna kill you, you big, fat—"

"Such energy, Naru-chan. Anyway, it's your fault so go get out of bed now. And one more thing, I'm not fat!"

Meanwhile, while Iruka is humming…

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Iruka sighed and shook his head. 'Probably Kyuubi's doing and Naruto's fault' he thought.

End of flashback

"Achoo! Ugh…"

"Geez Naruto, screaming like that early in the morning. I feel sorry for the poor innocent neighbors who're disturbed." Iruka stated after taking a sip of his tea. Naruto's right eyebrow twitched. Here he was, sneezing the daylights out of him for the nth time and Iruka was worried about the neighbors? Really man. Damn. He mentally promised himself to never ever ever ever ever EVER let Kyuubi wake him up.

"Gomen Naru-chan, you're just so hard to wake up." Naruto pouted. Knowing that Kyuubi is right embarrasses him, though he wouldn't admit that to anyone and being the hyper blonde he was, he grinned and gave a 'piece' sign to Kyuubi and yelled 'it's okay!' Everyone resumed eating then.

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"This school isn't so bad…not to mention it's huge." Kyuubi laughed a little at Naruto's gaping face and ruffled his hair.

"Yeah, I know. Now close your mouth before a fly enters." Naruto punched him jokingly on the shoulder and stuck his tongue out.

"Yo Kyuubi!" They both turned around and saw a long-haired blonde, only one eye visible and almost as tall as Kyuubi.

"Dei." Kyuubi greeted. Naruto raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Uh, Kyuu-nii? Who's she?" Kyuubi chuckled.

"He's Deidara, a friend of mine."

"…He? Oh gee, sorry man!" Deidara laughed.

"That's fine un! I mean, I'm used to it. So, you're Naruto, un? Kyuubi's younger brother?" Naruto wondered why this Deidara guy kept saying 'un', though he decided to shrug it off. The guy seems nice anyway. Naruto grinned.

"Yeah! I didn't know Kyuu-nii talks about me."

"He does, un!"

"Is he a sadist here in school too? I mean, he's really a sadist." Kyuubi rolled his eyes and Deidara laughed. The bell rang and the three of them hurried to go to their respective rooms. Kyuubi and Deidara were about to help Naruto to his own classroom but he said he'd be fine.

"Be a good kit and don't ditch classes okay?" Kyuubi said. Now he's kinda regretting for not accepting help. The school's big and he was lost. What's worst? He was late.

"Where the fuck is D-class?" he shouted in frustration.

"Oi! Don't shout kid. Do you want me to help you?" Someone said behind Naruto which made him jump a little for being startled.

"Uh, yeah, please? Is it okay?"

"Yes, we're in the same class anyway. I'm Kiba." The guy said.

"Thanks Kiba. I'm Naruto."

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"This is our new student, Naruto Uzumaki. Please introduce yourself Uzumaki-kun." Kakashi said and Naruto gave a foxy grin.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, 17 years old. I hope I could get along with all of you!" Kakashi said Naruto would be seated between Sasuke and Sai. Naruto started to walk towards his sit and as soon as he sat, the guy on his right, known as Sai, said hi to him.

"Oh, uhm, hello."

"You're very cute, Naruto-kun. Will you go out with me?" Sai said

"Huh? I'm a guy!" he shouted in a whisper.

"I know, but I don't care. Besides, you look like a girl. Do you even have a dick?"

"WHAT?"

"I said—"

"Don't mess with the new student, Sai." Sasuke butt in. Sai rested his chin on his right hand and looked at Sasuke with his creepy fake smile.

"What Sasuke-san? Do you like him too?"

"Shut up." Sasuke said with a glare.

"Okay okay~ chat with ya later Naruto-kun." Sai finally faced the board and started to pay attention in class. Naruto looked at Sasuke and thanked him, only to receive a simple 'hn' from the raven. 'This is going to be a one helluva year.' Naruto thought.

A/N: So! That's all I can give for now. Sorry if it's short. I'm really sleepy coz it's already 1:45 am and I haven't slept yet. I'll try to make chapter 2 quickly. Reviews are appreciated! :D Thank you!