Watch Your Step
"Make it ten."
ClantclantclantTRIP.
"OH CRUD NO RAILS (crash) OW (whap-bow) SUNNAVA (crash pow)WINGS (Snap-crow)STUPID NOAH (bam-bam)HOW HIGH IS THIS THING (crack) OW I NEED THAT (crunch) OW I NEED THAT MORE (creskgh) I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS BUT I PROBABLY NEED (THUD!)…ohhhhh…"
...clantclantclantCLANTCLANT…
"Rex! Rex! You all right?"
"Is that supposed to bend that way?"
CRACK.
"Owwwwwww…yeah, that answers my question."
Writer's Note: Yeah, should probably get back to my serious stories now.