Hey DJ Cherry
Author's note: I did this story a month ago when I was bored and eventually forgot to post this one since Hamlet and Juliet and love, Anon. kept me occupied. Well, I guess I posted it the wrong day since I like posting new stories during weekends…
Dedicated to all girls and boys in love, and well, used to love but dumped, loving but continuously being dumped…whatever it is—as long as you're in love… well, hope you like this fic! It's a stupid radio program for those who are stupidly in love—like me? I guess…
I do not own Naruto.
Team Kakashi is on the house!
Sakura: Hello there, minna-san!!
Naruto: Hi guys!!
Sakura: Welcome to Konoha FM's Cherry Hour!! I'm DJ Cherry and here's my partner—
Naruto: the very cute, very strong, very handsome, very cool, very—
Kakashi: Yo! I'm SilverIcha-san.
Naruto: Grr… sensei!!
Sakura: And here's a loud mouth...
Naruto: I'm Ramen-kun at your service!!
Sakura: We're here to give help to those who have love problems…we'll do our best to assist you and give you advice.
Naruto: Huh… that's why Tsunade baa-baa chose us to be the hosts for this radio program though I think she's really drunk when she gave us this mission…
Sakura: We will be entertaining questions through phone calls, text messages and e-mail…
Kakashi: (holding an orange book… smile evident on his visible eye)
Naruto: Nee, Cherry-chan, do you remember when Tsunade baa-baa told us that we're the LOVE EXPERTS here in Konoha?
Sakura: Hai… She said this mission is a Class A one…
Naruto: (Scratches his head) I don't really have any idea what to do since it's our first day of work… I don't even know what our purpose in doing this!
Kakashi: Konoha nins' performances were affected by their love problems so with this, by helping them somehow, their love problems will be solved and will do better at work.
Naruto: (Eyes narrowing) ahh… I get it now…
Sakura: Yosh! For our first complainant—I mean the first problematic—oh! It's a girl!
Naruto: Girls are sure problematic chasing cute boys like—
Bam!!
Naruto: Okay, I'll behave now.
Sakura: Hmp. You keep yourself from saying such things—I'm a girl for crying out loud so be careful! Ohoohoo... sorry about that… I forgot we're on air! So Kaka—
Naruto: (Whispers) SilverIcha!!
Sakura: Oh yeah… SilverIcha-san… can you read the first e-mail?
Kakashi: (Busy reading Icha Icha Paradise)
Sakura: (Veins popping on her temple) SilverIcha-san… can you read the first e-mail? (Raging tone)
Kakashi: "…"
Sakura: INCINERATOR!! (pointing at the book)
Kakashi: (Hides the book defensively) Oh well the first e-mail is from a girl…
Naruto: Gah… he sure treasures his book more than his life…
Kakashi: (Clears his throat)
Hey DJ Cherry,
I'm a teenage girl who's in love with my best bud. Well, I can't exactly tell that we're 'best of friends' since he's not talking to me that much. We're on a same team since our Genin days and we practice a lot together—just the two of us. We have a very weird sensei and a very weird teammate who really loves spandex. I think he's avoiding them so he chose to hang with me all the time. (thanks to them!)
With that, I noticed that he's cool—a real handsome one and well, a genius. Though he's not that open to me, I saw his real personality and that's when I was convinced that I love him.
But I'm always the best friend, Cherry. Sometimes, I wonder if he likes me too. It's a very hard situation—to be the best friend while expecting something moiré than that. I really want to ask him… but of course I'm way too shy to do it personally.
I haven't had a boyfriend before so I always imagine myself with him in a happy relationship but suddenly, something will strike me from the inside saying 'hey, you're just the best friend!!' If I'll ask him, I will, chances are, be rejected. So I'm really frustrated that I even failed to save a cat from falling on a river. He's the one who saved the cat and asked me "What's bothering you?"
Err—should I tell him that he's the cause of my trouble now? Well, I hope I could advance into something better, at the same time, keeping my relationship with him as a friend.
Love Lots,
China doll 10-10
Naruto: Aw!
Kakashi: that's a teenager's problem… it's out of my contract. I'll do some councelling to those people at my age...
Sakura: Hmmm… so that's China doll 10-10-san's problem… I think I really understand her situation… First of all, no one's at fault when you—
Naruto: (Singing in the background) I am… your… Brother!! Your best friend… foreveeeeeeeer!!
Bam!!
Sakura: Just shut up!
Naruto: (kneading his head) Hai…
Sakura: Ehem… well, one thing unfair to us girls is that we're helpless in that case—we can't just ask them "Hey, do you like me?" But that depends to the girl…most of us won't do that. The only thing to do if you're too way shy to ask or to talk to him personally…
Naruto: oh c'mon Cherry… just kidnap the guy and torture him!!
Sakura: (deadly glare)
Naruto: Uh-oh… I guess you should continue…
Sakura: You know, I used to like a guy before, I can't really tell if he sees me as a close friend but we're on a same team during our genin days…
Naruto: Tch. That teme…
Sakura: like the one you love, he seldom talks to me but I really like him. I'm doing everything for him to notice my feelings until he left… One thing I regretted the whole time up to now is that, I told him I love him the very moment he left. I wasn't able to make him realize that I'm really serious about it.
Naruto: "…"
Sakura: When you fall in love with a friend, you're already at the edge of a border—that border seems like a very thin thread that divides friendship from love. And well, it's really a very hard thing to choose which one to keep at the same time, losing one. In my case—he ignored both. Hehe… so you're still lucky compared to me!
Naruto: I think loving a friend is a wonderful thing—yet it's a painful one… especially if the feeling is not mutual.
Sakura: (looks at Naruto) Naru…
Naruto: (Winks at Sakura) Ramen-kun!
Sakura: Ha-hai… Well, I think Ramen-kun is right! So as a boy, what do you think should China Doll 10-10-san do?
Naruto: Well, I guess if you don't consider the choice of asking him personally, why don't have some reality check?
Sakura: Reality…check?
Naruto: Hai… guys like me loves to show the one we like how much we feel for them… it may be through actions… text messages…through sweet words—
Sakura: (remembers Rock Lee, fist suspended in the air, flame burning on his eyes) "My ever lovely Lotus!!" Tch… not all the time you know!
Naruto: and in different ways depending on type of guy he was.
Sakura: Okay… I got your point. But what if he's busy to text, too shy to say it, and too numb to do it?!
Naruto: (Scratches his hair) Hmmm… you know, you're just making excuses and—
Baaam!!
Sakura: Of course I'm not!! I'm just saying what's on my mind!!
Kakashi: Ehem…
Sakura and Naruto: (stopped fighting and will look at their sensei…)
Kakashi: (raises his hand) Can I answer that question?
Sakura: Hai…
Kakashi: Men are proud beings. If he felt something about a girl, he should have done something by now—anything to give her even a single hint. We will sure find a way to tell the ones we like and being busy about something will not be a hindrance.
Sakura: Girl friend and girlfriend. A single space tells the difference—and it's a big one. Don't be afraid to check out your 'Best-friends-forever-and-ever' status of yours whether personally ask him or checking it out yourself. It's every girls-in-love's dream of deleting that one space in between but sometimes, having a little space is better than giving up the friendship.
Naruto: Whatever the choice you'll make, I know that you'll feel better in either way because you can move forward.
Sakura: yeah! If the feeling's not mutual, well, you can move forward and you can now stop wasting your time chasing over him and if you chose to say those feelings to him and he feels the same way too, well, you can move forward being her girlfriend!
As the saying goes, the truth will set you free so be brave! Well, that's only for my opinion but it's still up to you…
Naruto: But you know, it's really better if a guy will initiate the move…
Sakura: but there are some boys out there who are sooo unfeeling!! (Referring to Sasuke) we were left stuck up wondering if they like us back or what…
Naruto: Whoooooooooo!! It's just that Sasuke didn't answer when you confessed to him that— (Sakura covers his mouth)
Sakura: Oh well, let's move on to our next portion!!
Kakashi: "Konoha Boys 101"
Naruto: Hell yeah!! Girls in Konoha don't understand and appreciate the mightiest race ruling here on earth!!
Sakura: WHAT DID YOU—!!
Naruto: (covers Sakura's mouth) Oi! Oi! It's our portion you know!!
Kakashi: there are a lot of e-mails and text messages for questions…well, it's our mission to answer them so I think we should start now… Ramen-kun, just tie Cherry-chan on the chair with a cloth on her mouth…
Naruto: Aye, aye, captain!! (grins stupidly) Just be a good girl Sakura-chaaaaan!! (tone of a rapist… ekk!)
Kakashi: okay, this question came from Sexy-Ino. Ooh.. what a nick. I like it.
Sakura: (bites Naruto's hand) Perv—!! (Naruto will cover her mouth again)
Naruto: no violent reaction, Sakura-chan… this is OUR portion!
Kakashi: Okay… "When a guy tells a girl troublesome, what does he really mean by that?" Hmm… based on Icha Icha Paradise volume 6, troublesome means…
Sakura: "…"
Kakashi: "He loves you."
Sakura: WHAAAT?! Where the hell did that answer came from?!
Naruto: Yeah. I agree… Sometimes, we choose to keep our expression short and brief to a girl to avoid saying the 'real' meaning… when he's always telling you 'troublesome' maybe he's just shy to say his feelings directly.
Sakura: (-blush-)
Naruto: (glares at her…) Oi…
Sakura: He used to tell me that I'm annoying!
Naruto: Tch… So?
Sakura: So it means that he likes me!!
Naruto: (jaw drop) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kakashi: Next, from White-eyed-princess… "The boy I like said that he prefer simple girls…what does the description 'simple' means?"
Naruto: "…" I think I remember something…
Kakashi: You want to answer? (passed the paper to Naruto)
Naruto: well, simple as in a girl acting naturally, without too much complication when it comes to pretending to be someone else. We boys love girls who are real. As simple as that. For some boys, it means the way they dress, they talk or their personal perception.
Kakashi: Wow… you know the answer, eh?
Naruto: Well, I kinda remember somebody asking me that but… uhmmm…
Kakashi: Okay… so the last one for today will be from Lucky-Sake-lover, she asks "do guys really like sexy girls?!" (nosebleed)
Naruto: (nosebleed) yeah. Girls with wide hips, sexy curves, and big—
Sakura: (Breaks free from her chair) HENTAI!! (punches the equipments)
Tooooooooooooot…. Tooooooooooooot…
Teller machine: broadcast of this program will resume tomorrow due to technical problems. Thank you for listening. If you have love problems or questions to ask, just e-mail or text our station. DJ Cherry with her two teammates who are unsure if they're still alive tomorrow will do their best to help you.
Sakura: ECCHI!!
Boog!!
Baaam!!
Naruto: Sakura-chaaaaaa—
Boog!!
(music played on the background…)
I am your brother!!
Your best friend for…
Tooooot… toooot…
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e-ever…
Notes: Well, that's for the sample part! Hmmm… I'm kinda sleepy while typing this a month ago so I think there are some errors out there… hope you liked it.
And well, if you also have problems or questions, well, you can request team Kakashi to entertain them… (We'll do our best to give you the most possible correct advice and not to be affected by Naruto's stupidity and Kaka-sensei's perversion!)
Haha… that's all guys!
Ja ne!
moO-cchi