Disclaimer: Boo Hoo! I don't own DBZ! WAAAHHHHH! Dammit! i SAID WAAAAHHHHH! O.O
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 1
My Life Sucks!
A prince opened his eyes to greet the morning, but he had no smile on his face.
*What's there to greet? My Life sucks Dammit!* Vegeta thought.
-cough- Anywho, we can't say the prince is young, for today he becomes a man, he is now 20!
*Actually, I become a REAL man tonight with my arranged bitch* Vegeta growled.
O.o....You see, the Prince, has no say in his marriage. He is to be married to someone, who was born for this very moment, chosen by his parents, becuase they love him.
*Becuase they love me! Shut that shit!* Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta stood up and let the blankets fall to the floor, not one second after his feet touched the ground, did 3 women, dressed rather exotically and skankly, entered his room and began to clean up his room. He was used to this treatment, but it did get on his nerves. A LOT! He began to walk out of his room to his grand bathroom, with those women following him, and one infront of him littering the ground he was about to step on with flower pedals.
He entered the bathroom and saw two awaiting women in the tub, more like medium size pond.
"Prince Vegeta, your bath is waiting" Both women said in a sing songy voice.
Vegeta grunted and stepped into the pond and walked in the center. He grunted once more and the women began to cleanse his body. One worked on his upper body, the other worked on his lower half. He had greatly apprecieted two wet women bathing him all over in his peak of puberty, but this was getting kind of old. No he was not gay, but seeing the same type of women, willing and waiting, was getting old.
One of the women submerged from the water, finishing cleansing his lower half. Over the years, he's had to find away to have control over his urges. Which he eventually conquered.
"The Royal Penis is cleaned your highness" (A/N: It was funny in the movie, it was funny here! ^o^ LOL )
Vegeta grunted. The servants were used to these kind of responses. Vegeta never felt like actually talking to the servants, grunting was his simple way of communication, so far, evrtyone understood wether he meant yes or no.
Vegeta stepped out of the pond and the women were about to towel him when he grabbed the towels and stomped off to his room. The women following after him, wanting more like needing to do their jobs.
"Everyone out!" Vegeta screamed.
Other female servants scurried out of his room. the least he wanted to do on his 20th birthday was dry himself and put on his own clothes. How the people before him in his family put up with this crap was beyond him. Dressed in his black spandex suit, with his armour over top, he walked out the room, the flower bearer's ready to bear, when he grabbed the basket of flower pedals and threw it somewhere. The servants gasped and gave their prince some breathing space. Vegeta grinned and continued on his way to the dining room. There he'd confront his father on much needed to be discussed issues.
He entered the room, the flower bearers there ready to bear, when he growled and they stood in their place.
"Son, what have I told you about growling?" Queen Bria asked.
"Growling comes naturally to me when I'm pissed" Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta walked to his designated seat, way on the far end of the table. He pressed a button on a box infront of him and began to talk with his father.
"Father"
Pushes button. "What is it brat?"
Pushes button. "Some shit around here needs to change"
Pushes button. "Like what?"
Pushes button. *growls* "Everything! The damn flowers, the bathers, the dressers, everything! I can live without it!" Vegeta shouted.
Pushes button. "Fine then"
Vegeta began to growl. He was still not satisfied. he stood up and marched down to the other end of the table, which was good 10 feet.
"Father, I refuse to marry a bitch dog you chose for me!"
"We've been over this 1000 times!"
"And I still want what I want"
"You may be a man as of this day, but there are still things you have no say of till you become king. You marry who you and your mother choose" Kign Vegeta replied.
Vegeta slammed his hands in the table, shaking china.
"Vegeta, she's a nice girl" Queen Bria said softly.
"Like i give a peasents ass!"
"Hey Vegeta!"
The royal family turned and saw Vegeta's 'playmate' running towards them.
"Kakarott, address your prince correctly!" King Vegeta said tiredly.
"There you go again!" Vegeta shouted.
King Vegeta rolled his eyes and stuffed his mouth full of eggs.
"What is it Kakarott?"
"I thought you'd want a good spar. Knowing you, you have a lot aggression you want to release, why not me, I need a challenge. I'm full, and ready to fight!" Kakarott said happily.
"You know me well friend. I'll enjoy kicking your ass"
Vegeta and Kakarott began to walk off.
"Vegeta, you didn't touch your breakfast" Queen Bria shouted.
"I'm not hungry"
Vegeta and Kakarott left the room on their way to the training facilities.
"He must be troubled, he said he wasn't hungry. That's a non saiya-jin thing to say" Queen Bria gasped.
"Let him be" King Vegeta grunted.
~ Training Facilities ~
Kakarott's ass wasn't being whupped as Vegeta had promised. It was more even today.
"I appreciate you not holding back" Vegeta grunted.
Kakarott chuckled and they continued to fight until a small man entered the room, quivering. Vegeta rolled his eyes. For as long as he could remember, this had been the most annoying prick vegeta ever knew.
"What is it Little Shit?"
"The King has asked that you prepare for the wedding. It starts in 2 hours your highness" the little man stuttered.
Vegeta growled but levitated down to the ground. Kakarott followed.
"Of course 'father' couldn't have the blasted ceremony at night, giving me more time to bask in what freedom I have left. He had to have it still in the morning!" Vegeta screamed.
Vegeta stomped off to his room and dressed. Kakarott at his side, hearing all of his highness's curses. Within 2 hours, Vegeta had damned his father, his planets beliefs and everyone who agreed that this was best to hell and any other place that was bad. Once he realised what time he was, his anger had yet to dimmer or be quelched.
"Damn, they don't even give me enough decent time to curse!" Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta stomped out, Kakarott close behind. They entered a special room, where they were going to enter the royal ball room shortly. His mother was waiting for him. But another woman was waiting along side the Queen.
"Who is this?" Vegeta growled.
"Your father and I thought it best for you and your wife to be to meet before the wedding. Though you have short moments, I suggest you take your time and get to know her"
Vegeta growled, but calmed down slightly. He looked at the emotionless girl.
"What's her name?"
"Goya de Refresco"
Vegeta grunted.
"Jump up and down like the bitch dog you are" Vegeta instructed.
Goya began to jump up and down and barking wildly. Vegeta couldn't help but grin.
"It's good to know I have such a...nice woman, to wed with" Vegeta said.
Kakarott's eyebrow rose.
*Uh oh! He's up to something!* Kakarott thought.
"I'll meet both of you out there in a moment, I must collect myself first" Vegeta said.
"Verywell, come on Goya"
The queen and Goya walked into the royal room through a side door. Vegeta grinned and turned to his companion.
"Grab whatever shit you can and let's go"
"Wha?" Kakarott gasped. "What's going on? Where are we going? Why are we leaving?"
"If I have to spend the rest of my life with someone, it's going to be with someone of my own choice, not some brainless bitch who does whatever I say. I need a challenge, and as far as we'll go, I don't know, but aslong as it's faraway from here, it'll do" Vegeta grunted.
Vegeta ran to his room, gathering his possesions in a small black suit case. He briefly looked to the map of the galaxy on his wall, his eyes searched feverly for a place to go. He spotted a tiny blue orb a good little ways from Vegetasei.
"Planet Earth it is" Vegeta whispered.
Woah! How was it? Was it good? Long chappie! O.O How will Vegeta and Kakarott settle down, will they really get away from Vegetasei? Will Vegeta find a mate on his own? Dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait till the next chapter! Very humorus.
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 1
My Life Sucks!
A prince opened his eyes to greet the morning, but he had no smile on his face.
*What's there to greet? My Life sucks Dammit!* Vegeta thought.
-cough- Anywho, we can't say the prince is young, for today he becomes a man, he is now 20!
*Actually, I become a REAL man tonight with my arranged bitch* Vegeta growled.
O.o....You see, the Prince, has no say in his marriage. He is to be married to someone, who was born for this very moment, chosen by his parents, becuase they love him.
*Becuase they love me! Shut that shit!* Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta stood up and let the blankets fall to the floor, not one second after his feet touched the ground, did 3 women, dressed rather exotically and skankly, entered his room and began to clean up his room. He was used to this treatment, but it did get on his nerves. A LOT! He began to walk out of his room to his grand bathroom, with those women following him, and one infront of him littering the ground he was about to step on with flower pedals.
He entered the bathroom and saw two awaiting women in the tub, more like medium size pond.
"Prince Vegeta, your bath is waiting" Both women said in a sing songy voice.
Vegeta grunted and stepped into the pond and walked in the center. He grunted once more and the women began to cleanse his body. One worked on his upper body, the other worked on his lower half. He had greatly apprecieted two wet women bathing him all over in his peak of puberty, but this was getting kind of old. No he was not gay, but seeing the same type of women, willing and waiting, was getting old.
One of the women submerged from the water, finishing cleansing his lower half. Over the years, he's had to find away to have control over his urges. Which he eventually conquered.
"The Royal Penis is cleaned your highness" (A/N: It was funny in the movie, it was funny here! ^o^ LOL )
Vegeta grunted. The servants were used to these kind of responses. Vegeta never felt like actually talking to the servants, grunting was his simple way of communication, so far, evrtyone understood wether he meant yes or no.
Vegeta stepped out of the pond and the women were about to towel him when he grabbed the towels and stomped off to his room. The women following after him, wanting more like needing to do their jobs.
"Everyone out!" Vegeta screamed.
Other female servants scurried out of his room. the least he wanted to do on his 20th birthday was dry himself and put on his own clothes. How the people before him in his family put up with this crap was beyond him. Dressed in his black spandex suit, with his armour over top, he walked out the room, the flower bearer's ready to bear, when he grabbed the basket of flower pedals and threw it somewhere. The servants gasped and gave their prince some breathing space. Vegeta grinned and continued on his way to the dining room. There he'd confront his father on much needed to be discussed issues.
He entered the room, the flower bearers there ready to bear, when he growled and they stood in their place.
"Son, what have I told you about growling?" Queen Bria asked.
"Growling comes naturally to me when I'm pissed" Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta walked to his designated seat, way on the far end of the table. He pressed a button on a box infront of him and began to talk with his father.
"Father"
Pushes button. "What is it brat?"
Pushes button. "Some shit around here needs to change"
Pushes button. "Like what?"
Pushes button. *growls* "Everything! The damn flowers, the bathers, the dressers, everything! I can live without it!" Vegeta shouted.
Pushes button. "Fine then"
Vegeta began to growl. He was still not satisfied. he stood up and marched down to the other end of the table, which was good 10 feet.
"Father, I refuse to marry a bitch dog you chose for me!"
"We've been over this 1000 times!"
"And I still want what I want"
"You may be a man as of this day, but there are still things you have no say of till you become king. You marry who you and your mother choose" Kign Vegeta replied.
Vegeta slammed his hands in the table, shaking china.
"Vegeta, she's a nice girl" Queen Bria said softly.
"Like i give a peasents ass!"
"Hey Vegeta!"
The royal family turned and saw Vegeta's 'playmate' running towards them.
"Kakarott, address your prince correctly!" King Vegeta said tiredly.
"There you go again!" Vegeta shouted.
King Vegeta rolled his eyes and stuffed his mouth full of eggs.
"What is it Kakarott?"
"I thought you'd want a good spar. Knowing you, you have a lot aggression you want to release, why not me, I need a challenge. I'm full, and ready to fight!" Kakarott said happily.
"You know me well friend. I'll enjoy kicking your ass"
Vegeta and Kakarott began to walk off.
"Vegeta, you didn't touch your breakfast" Queen Bria shouted.
"I'm not hungry"
Vegeta and Kakarott left the room on their way to the training facilities.
"He must be troubled, he said he wasn't hungry. That's a non saiya-jin thing to say" Queen Bria gasped.
"Let him be" King Vegeta grunted.
~ Training Facilities ~
Kakarott's ass wasn't being whupped as Vegeta had promised. It was more even today.
"I appreciate you not holding back" Vegeta grunted.
Kakarott chuckled and they continued to fight until a small man entered the room, quivering. Vegeta rolled his eyes. For as long as he could remember, this had been the most annoying prick vegeta ever knew.
"What is it Little Shit?"
"The King has asked that you prepare for the wedding. It starts in 2 hours your highness" the little man stuttered.
Vegeta growled but levitated down to the ground. Kakarott followed.
"Of course 'father' couldn't have the blasted ceremony at night, giving me more time to bask in what freedom I have left. He had to have it still in the morning!" Vegeta screamed.
Vegeta stomped off to his room and dressed. Kakarott at his side, hearing all of his highness's curses. Within 2 hours, Vegeta had damned his father, his planets beliefs and everyone who agreed that this was best to hell and any other place that was bad. Once he realised what time he was, his anger had yet to dimmer or be quelched.
"Damn, they don't even give me enough decent time to curse!" Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta stomped out, Kakarott close behind. They entered a special room, where they were going to enter the royal ball room shortly. His mother was waiting for him. But another woman was waiting along side the Queen.
"Who is this?" Vegeta growled.
"Your father and I thought it best for you and your wife to be to meet before the wedding. Though you have short moments, I suggest you take your time and get to know her"
Vegeta growled, but calmed down slightly. He looked at the emotionless girl.
"What's her name?"
"Goya de Refresco"
Vegeta grunted.
"Jump up and down like the bitch dog you are" Vegeta instructed.
Goya began to jump up and down and barking wildly. Vegeta couldn't help but grin.
"It's good to know I have such a...nice woman, to wed with" Vegeta said.
Kakarott's eyebrow rose.
*Uh oh! He's up to something!* Kakarott thought.
"I'll meet both of you out there in a moment, I must collect myself first" Vegeta said.
"Verywell, come on Goya"
The queen and Goya walked into the royal room through a side door. Vegeta grinned and turned to his companion.
"Grab whatever shit you can and let's go"
"Wha?" Kakarott gasped. "What's going on? Where are we going? Why are we leaving?"
"If I have to spend the rest of my life with someone, it's going to be with someone of my own choice, not some brainless bitch who does whatever I say. I need a challenge, and as far as we'll go, I don't know, but aslong as it's faraway from here, it'll do" Vegeta grunted.
Vegeta ran to his room, gathering his possesions in a small black suit case. He briefly looked to the map of the galaxy on his wall, his eyes searched feverly for a place to go. He spotted a tiny blue orb a good little ways from Vegetasei.
"Planet Earth it is" Vegeta whispered.
Woah! How was it? Was it good? Long chappie! O.O How will Vegeta and Kakarott settle down, will they really get away from Vegetasei? Will Vegeta find a mate on his own? Dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait till the next chapter! Very humorus.
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