Murderer Mario
by: Chelsie
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Hi, this is my first fanfic and my first Mario fic...My brother Chase and My friend Sam [omnidragon] helped me out on this....so here it goes! It's like a short parody of Halloween resurrection or something...
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It was a bleak day in the mushroom kingdom and Mario had just eaten cheese
nips. Peach, Toad, Luigi, and Bowser had organized and unplanned evening at the
palace.
Mario had went into the kitchen and had stolen the
butcher's knife to plan destruction upon his friends. Remembering the numerous
hiding places in the castle, Mario had staked out the best spot from which he
chose to spring from when an unsuspecting victim would pass by.
A few hours after being scheduled to eat their evening dinner, Peach became
worried that Mario was not there. Gather together a search party to find this
missing man in red.
Mario waited quietly a smirk on his face, his knife raised ready to strike.
Peach ordered her servants to search for Mario as well, and went by herself
towards the kitchen.
WHOOSH! Like a praying mantis Mario had leapt upon his first victim, stabbing
her to the ground. He cackled, "Bwhahhahahahahaha!"
Running off to his next hiding place.
--middle of a different hallway--
Mario watched through the cracks in the closet, seeing a passerby with a
nuclear explosion shape. Grabbing the clothes hanger off it's
rack, he waited until Toad had ventured a mushroom-like hand to open the door.
Still high on the cheese nips from early, he fingered the clothes hanger
impatiently. Finally Toad had opened the door.
WHOOSH! A strangled mushroom with a newly found clothes hanger for a necklace
lay upon the floor.
Cackling his evil cackle, "Bwahahahahahaha!"
he ran off to the main room, where he waited for his next victim.
--Main Hall--
Armed with a bomb, he climbed the side of the walls to the ceiling. Like a
smaller version of spiderman [fatter too...].
Bowser had just entered the main hall, looking for Mario since dinner could not
be cooked [the knife is missing....]. The giant, fat aligator
person roamed aroun into the middle of the room,
searching for his archenemy.
WHOOSH! BOOM! A chandelier fell upon him and exploded. Lotsa meat for aligator tails on a stick.
Random cackle, he runs away, seems kinda monotonous now, huh?
--Inside the throne hall--
Luigi clumsily walked about, looking for his *coughs* evil *coughs* brother.
Finding gas from nowhere and as well as a mask, Mario fell out of his hiding
spot and placed the mask on his face.
Cackling, he unleashed the gas and Luigi died from both fright and the odious
smell.
THE END!
yup, they all died....Mario will eventually run out of
cheese nips and die too......
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Well, there yah have it! I hoped you liked it!