Katzu's POV
You smile at the fact that you are finally alone. Everyone else in the compound went on missions, and none of them would be back until late tonight at the latest. Even Pein and Konan left this morning. The one you are most thankful about being gone is Hidan. Ever since you arrived he has been cruel and mean to you. Now that their gone, you can relax. Hell, maybe you can even get away with wearing girl's clothing. I squealed with excitement at the very thought. As a run away Uchiha you had to disguise yourself carefully. For you, that meant that you had been pretending to be a male for the last five years. Now that you were living with your twin brother, the urges to wear feminine clothing and be pretty have returned. Not even your brother knows that it's you thought. No one knows what happened to little Katzu Uchiha after her brother went crazy and killed his clan. Her body was never found, but rumor has it that her ghost still wanders the forests near her hometown, and even occasionally the Uchiha compound where she once lived.
I laughed out loud and got out of bed. Before even taking my bed clothes off I wandered the Akatsuki compound where I was living to make sure that everyone really had left this morning. Wonderful. I didn't see a single person, even with my sharingan. I returned to my room, and began stripping. The last thing to come off was the bandages that hid my large breasts. Then I changed into some slutty female clothes that my gay friend Deidara had let me borrow, because he thought that Hidan and I had some kind of gay relationship. I rolled my eyes. In. Hidan's. Dreams.
Then I walked out into the main part of the compound to make myself breakfast.
Hidan's POV
"Am I fucking gay?" I asked myself softly as I lay back in my bed. I had gotten up and hid in the shadows of my room as Kato walked by. I didn't want him to see me. He was the whole reason I had stayed here instead of going with Kakazu to get some stupid bounty. Kakazu didn't even respond when I asked if he could go alone this one time. He knew that Kato and I had some stuff to work out before Kato joined our team full time next week. Everyone in the compound has seen the tension between the two of us, and most have made bets on who would try to kill who first. Not that either of us could die... Deidara told me that he's a Jashinist...But Deidara also said he was gay. Is being gay against Jashin's rules? No. No. No.I am NOT gay.
I sighed as I heard Kato walking down the hall again. There was no way that I could tell myself that I don't feel something for the boy...the question is what. What do I feel towards this young boy who shared the same god as me? What is it that makes my heart skip a beat ifI look at him. Why can't I be in the same room without wanting to caress his hair, his face, his body?
I sliped out of my room and headed for the kitchen silently. When I got to the doorway I glanced in and saw that he was wearing a skirt, and a very short skirt at that. If he bent over I would be able to see his dick. His ass was more feminine than I would have guessed though, but who am I to judge? I'm not even allowed to glance at a non-Jashinit like this, and I've never met a Jashinist female. My eyes traveled up his back and I noted that the top had a feminine cut. I sighed. 'Maybe I am gay. All I know is that Kato Komotzu is turning me on.'
Kato froze by the stove and I say his hand reflexively tighten on the kunai he was using to cut bacon into bits. "Who the fuck is there?" He growled not moving even to see.
"It's just me, Kato" I said intending to whisper, but it came out as a husky purr. I shook my head to clear it. 'I am not gay, Asshole. Stop it' I thought to myself bitterly.
"What in the nine hells are you doing here You damn bastard?" Kato screeched twirling around and throwing the knife at me. I didn't even blink as it pierced my shoulder, I was too consumed with what I saw. As Kato came to a stop his...her?...large breasts bounced before setting inside the low cut shirt I suddenly wanted to rip off of her.
"What the fuck? Kato?" I managed to gasp out.
Katzu's POV
'Shit! Shit! Shit!" I silently cursed myself. 'How could I overlook Hidan? What am I going to do now? How can I fix this?'
"What the fuck? Kato?" He gasped and I crossed my hands over my chest. He was staring at me like something to eat and I was honestly a bit worried. It's not that Hidan Is scary or anything, but I like him...and Jashin says that I can't have anyone who isn't a Jashinist. Maybe if I kill him I can get Pein to forgive me...
"Uh...Yeah...My name's actually Katzu. KATo komotZU, get it?" I rolled my eyes. I was surprised my brother hadn't figured that out months ago. Hidan walked closer looking my up and down. His silver hair was messy like he had just gotten up and all he was wearing was his leather pants. Now would be the perfect time to figure out what color his eyes were. I took a step closer to him so that we were almost chest to chest, despite me being a good six inches shorter that him. "Nice to meet you." I breathed seductively.
He grinned and reached for my waist, but I slipped away and danced down the hall towards my bedroom, swaying my hips sexily the whole way. I could hear him following me and I slipped my favorite kunai under my pillow. Soon he slipped into my room, shutting and locking the door before walking towards me, looking down so I still couldn't see his eyes. I smiled when he got to me and pushed him onto the bed smiling.