This is my second fic, kinda shorter than my first fic coz one of my friends told me; my first fic it too long... Well, I'm trying to make this tobe a humor story, but I failed... Tragedy, Humor, Angst...err, romance? Well, this is it..Read and Review, ok?

And don't forget to tell me if the grammar is bad, I've done my best for this fic.

Well, this story is about time after Sakura tried to kill Sasori.

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Chapter I

Welcome to Konoha

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Deidara's POV

"Deidara, Wake up!"

I rubbed my eyes to see something noisy beside my bed. A man or maybe I should call him a doll with red hair. Sasori shook my body more. It's irritated me. I pulled a sheet to cover my body and my head.

"Deidara, wake up! You have a mission to do!"

"But I'm sleepy, yeah…"

He grabbed my arm and dragged me to somewhere. Suddenly he threw me onto the floor. I could see nothing because the sheet still covering me. I pulled the sheet off but suddenly cold surround on me. Sasori just turned the cold water knob on.

"Ahh! It's cold, Sasori-chan!"

"Take a bath now; Itachi and Kisame are waiting you at the dining room."

He left me in the bathroom inside the bathtub. I stared at the clock, 04.00a.m. Is he insane? It wasn't good time to wake up! Whatever… I turn off the cold water and turn on the hot water knob. I toss the sheet and the rest of my clothes.

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I walked slowly toward the dining room. I saw them there with a big bag on the table. What the hell is that bag? I took a seat beside the fish-man and ate some bread.

"Deidara, Leader gave you a big mission." Said Itachi

"How big, yeah?"

"It'll take more than 2-4 months. You'll live in Konoha until we take the boy named Naruto. In simple words; you're going to be a spy."

"Spy, yeah? It's easy, Itachi-kun!"

"The problem is… They were knew your face already. You can't do Henge All time, plus there're Hyuugas and Sasuke could use their eyes." Said Sasori while carrying the bag

"Then, yeah?"

"Let's go to Konoha first." Conversation ended.

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Apartment in Konoha- Normal POV

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Uph!" Sasori is closing Deidara's mouth

"Shut the fuck up! This is Konoha!"

Deidara struggled on the bed while Sasori using his chakra strings to tied Deidara's wrists and ankles. He pushed Deidara's body to the bed and put the bag onto the floor. Kisame and Itachi are looking for the door and windows if anyone nearby.

"But… But, Sasori-chan… It's cruel! Yeah!"

"No more complain Deidara. I'll repeat it once again and YOU must do it."

"But, but…" Deidara showed his puppy dog eyes

"That's it. Because everyone in Konoha already knew your face, you must hide your true identity. And the easiest way to hide it is… You're going to be a girl."

"But… But…Bu—" STAB! A kunai stabbed to the wall beside Deidara's head.

"No more complain I said. Or you'll have a business with the Leader." Said Sasori evilly

"Sasori, we run out of time. Hurry." Said Itachi

"Hmm…"

He took Deidara onto the floor and took off his cloak. Then…(A.N: I skipped it. It's too cruel… -sweatdropped-)

"Now, no one would recognize that you're a male. Don't let the mask touch water or it will melt away and people could see your left eyes. Don't tie your hair because maybe anyone could remember about your hair style. Be careful if anyone try to touch your 'breast' especially female, they will know that is unusual breast, too squashy."

"Hey Sasori, you forgot this!" Kisame threw a bra onto the bed

"O yeah, doesn't forget to wear this. Your body now is female's body; it'll be weird if you don't wear this. The most important is, DON'T ever take off your gloves although I've wrapped your other mouth with bandages."

"Sasori-chan, you're trying to kill me, yeah."

"Cut off that 'yeah', Deidara."

"But it's already being my habit, yeah."

"Forget it or you'll die in Konoha's hand."

"Okay, I won't use 'yeah' anymore, un."

"What did you just say?"

"I said I won't use 'yeah' anymore, un. I changed it to be 'un', un."

"Whatever…" Sasori sweatdropped

Sasori jumped out from the window followed by Kisame, "The rest is up to you, Itachi." Deidara turned his head to the last man in his room. Itachi took out an Iwa head protector without slash on it. He threw the head protector to Deidara.

"What, un?"

"You'll be an immigrant from Iwa village, that's your new head protector; I'll take your old head protector with me. And this is your passport." He threw a small book to Deidara

"What should I do with this passport, un?"

"You've to go to Hokage and make sure she gives you her sign on it. You're an immigrant in Jounin level. Else information is up to you." He jumped out from the room after took Deidara's cloak.

Deidara jumped onto the bed, he doesn't dare enough to see his reflection in the mirror. Orange T-shirt with high collar and long sleeves plus light blue trousers. His untie hair fell down to his 'breast'. His breast… He blushed… He never ever thought that someday he will have woman's breast.

He shook his head, he mustn't think about such thing like that. He jumped from his bed and took the passport from the desk. Suddenly there's a shadow sitting on the window.

"Deidara, I was forgot to tell you. From now on, your name is Deira. Beware with your voice; your voice is too low for a normal woman has. And Sasori told me to tell you that you second skin will melt away too if it touch water. Take it off before you take a bath. So be careful…" said Itachi and the he disappeared again. (A.N: From now on, if Deidara's form is a girl I'll call him Deira, but still I'll use 'he')

He sighed. He put on the head protector and walked towards the door. He opened the door and locked it from outside. He must go to Hokage's office now. He was about turning around when a girl bumped on him. She got up immediately.

"So-sorry… I'm in hurry, Are you okay?" she gave him a hand

He looked on the girl who standing in front of him now. He took her hand and stood in front of her. He stared at the girl. She has pink hair and green orbs in her eyes. She's bit shorter than him.

"Miss?"

"Miss?" He back to reality that the girl in front of him thinks that he is a woman.

"Yes, un?"

"Are you new here? I never saw you before?"

"Yes, I'm new here, un."

"I'm Haruno Sakura. Sakura, call me that way."

"The name is Deira; from Iwa, un. I wanted to go to Hokage, un. But I don't know where it is, un."

"I'm going to Hokage's office too. Come with me, I'll show you Hokage's office."

"Thank you, un."

He walked beside her along the hallway. He remembered this girl, but he doesn't remember this girl. He ever had seen her somewhere. He stop stepped when a flash of memory come. She is the girl who tried to kill Sasori. She is student of Tsunade. She is the one who kick his ass when he tried to help Sasori.

"Is everything alright, Deira-san?"

"Yes, un."

She took his hand and walked to the tower. He could felt warmth from her hand. He stayed in calm until reach Hokage's office. There's Tsunade sitting on her desk.

"Hoi, Sakura. Did you bring the papers?"

"Yes, Tsunade-sama…" She put many pieces of papers on her desk then walks toward Tsunade's desk.

"Tsunade-sama, this is Deira-san. She is an immigrant from Iwagakure." Tsunade looked up to see him

"Who?"

"I'm Deira, Jounin in Iwagakure, Hokage-sama. I wanted to move here for some reasons, un." Said Deira

"So what are the reasons to make you decided to come and live here, in Konoha?"

"… First, I wanted to erase my bad memory about… My dead family, un. Second, I wanted to learn anything outside my village, un."

"Passport?"

"Here… un…" He put his passport on Tsunade's desk. She put her sign in the passport and gave it back to him. She opened her drawer and took out a head protector.

"This is your head protector; you can safe yours since now you live in Konoha. Welcome to Konoha, Deira." He took the Konoha head protector

"Thanks, Hokage-sama, un."

"Sakura, could you please take our new friend to walk around our village?"

"Yes, Tsunade-sama…"

Sakura took his hand and brought him outside. She seems very happy. Maybe work as Hokage's right hand seems very hard. He felt a different feeling to her. No one ever grab his hand when he walk; even his sister.

"Deira-chan, what happened with your family?"

"Un…?"

"Don't tell me that you love to do daydreaming?"

"Maybe, un…"

"So, what was happened with you family…?"

"They died. My father killed my mother, in front of me. He did commit suicide after killed my sister. Left me all alone… un…"

"……"

"It's OK, Sakura-chan. I'm here to forget about it, un."

"Ah, here we are…" She pointed on a small Ramen Restaurant, Ichiraku

She pulled him inside. There're many shinobi inside the restaurant. There's Naruto too there. Sakura pulled Deira to the seat beside her. She called the girl with blond hair that sat beside her.

"Hey Ino-pig…"

"What do you want, Big-forehead! And who is she?" said the blond girl

"Oh yeah, meet Deira from Iwa. She is a Jounin like us." Said Sakura

"Oh, Hey, I'm Yamanaka Ino, Nice to meet you, Deira-chan."

"Nice to meet you too, Ino-chan… un…"

"Deira-chan, meet Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Hinata, Tenten, and Lee… Where're Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba and Shino?" asked Sakura

"T-They are on mi-mission, Sakura-chan…" said Hinata

"Good to see you all, un."

They spent the rest of the day in the Ichiraku Ramen. Sakura spent most of her time with Deira, she even forgot about Ino. Naruto sat beside Deira and stared at Deira's face. Naruto raised his eyebrow. They still stared each other until Sakura interrupted them.

"Hey Naruto, what are you doing?"

"Ano sa, Sakura-chan, she looks like someone…"

"What do you mean, un? Does he recognize me?" said and thought Deira

"Her face… Looks like someone. Her face is suspicious." Said Sasuke while walks nearer

"I don't ever think that Konoha's shinobi will easily recognize me." He took out his kunai from his pocket under the table. He just about want to attack when Sakura make him stopped.

"She looks like Ino, right?"

"No, but, Sakura-chan…" said Naruto

Sakura took Deira's hand immediately and left the restaurant after paid the ramen. They're doing fast walk toward the apartment. She stayed in silent. She left his hand when they arrived in front of Deira's door. She turned to him and stared on his eyes.

"Deira, please forgive my friends…"

"It's OK, Sakura-chan…"

"I'll tell my friends to apologize to you tomorrow."

"No need to apologize, un."

"No, they must—"she stopped when Deira suddenly grabbed her shoulders

"Sakura-chan! Stop it, un!" Her eyes turn widen for a sec before she turned her head and looking onto the floor

"Sorry, Deira… I just… Want them to apologize… They don't know how does it feel; lose our family in front of our eyes. Maybe Sasuke-kun felt the same; his brother killed his entire clan. But they didn't die in front of his eyes. Mine, they stabbed… They slashed…" She sobbed. Gently Deira brought her into his embrace

"Calm down, Sakura-chan, un… I know it made a very big wound in your heart, but you have to calm down, Sakura-chan, un…"

She replied his embrace. But suddenly he broke the embrace. He waved his hand and closed the door immediately. He backed the door with heavy breath. At the other side, Sakura put her hand on the door; imagine nothing. Then she left back to her apartment.

Deira walked toward his bed. He's surprised by something on his bed.

"How's your first day as a girl, Deira-chan?" said Sasori

"Itachi's little brother and the Kyuubi almost recognize me, you know, un?"

"Is there something you need before I leave you alone by yourself for a week?"

"Make up these breasts, un. It's made me uncomfortable, un. It makes me can't hug anyone, un." Said and thought Deira

"Fine…" He stood up from Deira's bed and…

(A.N: I skipped it again… Just like before, he did something to his woman's breast.)

"How's it?"

"Better than before, un." He massaged his breast.

Sasori smirked. He turned around and jumped out from the windows. Deira sighed. He took off his gloves and bandages that wrapped his other mouth. He took off his T-shirt and his trousers. He walked in to the bathroom only with his panties and bra. He paused. He took out his origami-bird. Deira came out from the bathroom; he let his origami-bird flying out from the window. He wore his pajamas and jumped to his bed.

At the other side, Sasori found Deira's origami-bird in his room. Before he could take it, the bird flying toward him and exploded. He defended his body with crossed hands. Suddenly big voice came out.

"SASORI-CHAN! YOU BAKA! YOU DIDN'T TEACH ME HOW TO OPEN THIS SECOND SKIN OF MINE!"

He sighed. Yeah, he didn't tell him how to open it. He made his way to Kisame's room to ask for help.

Deira was sleep peacefully before someone shook his body roughly. He opened his eyes and found a tall man with blue skin.

"What is it, sushi-chan?"

"There is a small cut on your shoulder; you can open your second skin from it."

"Sasori-chan sent you, un?"

"Yeah, he woke me up. Just because your stupidity, I have to woke up in this midnight." He said it and then left. Deira jumped from his bed and then got into the bathroom. He wanted to end his day as soon as possible.

To Be Continued...

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How's it? Is it funny enough? Is the grammar is extremely bad or not too bad? Gimme your comments everyone.. Cheer me up please.. My high school just make me getting stress..

Review Please... oya, I'll update next week or next month...it depends on my school's homeworks.