The episode starts off with a classic Tim the Tool Man Taylor doing his show with Al Borland. Ok, folks, today we are going to show you how to build the Titanic from scratch. The audience cheers!
Al Borland steps in, And not just any Titanic, we are going to use all the pieces from the actual Titanic and rebuild her using only those pieces.
Titanic survivors in the audience clap. But Tim the Tool Man Taylor trips on Al Borland s face and the entire set caves in destroying everything and everyone, except Tim the Tool Man Taylor, Al Borland, and a camera guy. The audience is screaming in pain from being buried alive.
Welp, badee badee badee that s all folks! Tim the Tool Man Taylor yells. Fades to black.
Tim the Tool Man Taylor goes home and walks in the door. Hey honey, did you see my episode today? Jill says, I sure did! Great job! Tim the Tool Man Taylor doesn t like this response. He doesn t like it. Not. One. Bit. Listen here you stupid cunt! I am going to actually murder you! Tim exclaims. Jill starts running for the door. Tim the Tool Man Taylor pulls out a nail gun and starts blasting her. AHHHHH! she cries. The audience claps. The kids walk in from school. Mom??? they stutter.
Tim the Tool Man Taylor grunts and goes outside.
Hey Wilson, you out here?
Heidi-ho good neighbor! Wilson walks up to the fence.
Well, Wilson, I just killed my wife with a nail gun, she s bleeding all over the place. The kids are in their crying over her corpse. What should I do?
Oh my, well, as Plato once said, All good things come to a dreadful end of pain and suffering, the only thing you can do is tapdance really really fast in hopes of time traveling to the future where they TURKERDURBS!
Tim the Tool Man Taylor thanks Wilson for the great advice and it fades to black.